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My duc is giving me cancer, colitis, crohn's, hypertension, heart disease, diabe
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My duc is giving me cancer, colitis, crohn's, hypertension, heart disease, diabe
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November 08, 2013, 09:04:50 AM »
Jeez, it's like the pharmacist said, "This probably won't help but I can sell you something to help with the side effects. Check out the seat, might you think it would get a bit warm.
http://www.motorcyclecancer.com/index.asp
http://www.motorcyclecancer.com/Motorcycle-Seats-RiderSaver-ELF-EMF-Radiation-Shielding.asp
http://www.prweb.com/releases/motorcycle/cancer/prweb3981374.htm
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"But sire what are we to do. You have taken all our weapons and now the heathen hordes are at the gate. Are we to lie down and give them our lives. Without weapons they will make us eat ourselves."
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Further proof that riding is less painful than a vasectomy!
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Re: My duc is giving me cancer, colitis, crohn's, hypertension, heart disease, diabe
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Is this for real or is someone trying to sell something through scare tactics?
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http://www.skepticblog.org/2010/10/21/motorcycle-cancer/
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fwiw...buying one is covered in the gold pack as part of O-care.
it's a medical device.
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Re: My duc is giving me cancer, colitis, crohn's, hypertension, heart disease, diabe
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Quote from: bobspapa on November 08, 2013, 05:03:46 PM
fwiw...buying one is covered in the gold pack as part of O-care.
it's a medical device.
c'mon...
you know better than that.
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Quote from: ducpainter on November 08, 2013, 06:02:04 PM
c'mon...
you know better than that.
thats not part of any pro chunky or anti creamy debate...it's a private sector hsa fact
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Quote from: bobspapa on November 08, 2013, 06:05:04 PM
thats not part of any pro chunky or anti creamy debate...it's a private sector hsa fact
Don't make me...
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Re: My duc is giving me cancer, colitis, crohn's, hypertension, heart disease, diabe
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I've been riding since I was 12, and on a go-kart 2 years before that.
Reading that, you'd think my wang would have fallen off long ago.
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Re: My duc is giving me cancer, colitis, crohn's, hypertension, heart disease, diabe
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(Then checks).
I liked the part that said the vibro massage promoted blood circulation, etc...
"Alllrighty then". Might explain why non riders are so intimidated.
I wonder what "The Lancet" has to say about all this.
I know of two riders who required an orange size tumor to be removed with a kidney. Not exactly proof, but could be if you wanted it to be..
I'm more concerned about my exposure to benzine in fuels, but that's old hat now.
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Re: My duc is giving me cancer, colitis, crohn's, hypertension, heart disease, diabe
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Probably the same guy that is selling crushed up deer antlers to Ray Lewis. PT Barnum said one born every minute, but he said that in the 1800's so I wonder with the population growth is it now two born every second.
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"But sire what are we to do. You have taken all our weapons and now the heathen hordes are at the gate. Are we to lie down and give them our lives. Without weapons they will make us eat ourselves."
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