What would you do?

[lauramonster]

Smearing poo sounds ucky!!!  It was suggested that vaseline on the windows and door knobs of the house would be better.  As they clean, it just keeps on smearing!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Just don't park close and us papertowels that could easily be thrown away (if chased).  Course, if he shoots you thinking you're an intruder, it's not worth it. 

Much better to dream and take the high road.

[Got Duc]

Smearing poo sounds ucky!!!  It was suggested that vaseline on the windows and door knobs of the house would be better.  As they clean, it just keeps on smearing!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Just don't park close and us papertowels that could easily be thrown away (if chased).  Course, if he shoots you thinking you're an intruder, it's not worth it. 

Much better to dream and take the high road.

Vasoline on the windshield wipers is the gift that just keeps giving!   

[lauramonster]

Oh My God that is Excellent. 

Even I could do that!!!!!

[Got Duc]

almost impossible to get off the wiper blade.

[Speedbag]

1. Teabag perp's front doorknob, and anything else you desire that comes into contact with perp's hands or mouth. Take detailed pictures.

2. Anonymously mail pics to perp about a week later, asking how he likes your junk.

[Manny]

So.... Did the cops serve up some justice, or did you send them a poo pizza?

Just don't incriminate yourself for our enjoyment... 

[lauramonster]

but please let us know if there is resolution..

[SKOM]

Well I told the po po where he lives. They said they would send a car over. That was yesterday.

I haven't heard anything but I will give them a call tomorrow and let you know.

Oh and I just wanted to publicly thank my S.O. She surprised me with a new iPod to replace the one that was stolen. Keep in mind that she makes close to minimum wage and probably spent every last penny she had. I was pretty touched. Thank you Janice!

[jclin]

Well I told the po po where he lives. They said they would send a car over. That was yesterday.

I haven't heard anything but I will give them a call tomorrow and let you know.

Oh and I just wanted to publicly thank my S.O. She surprised me with a new iPod to replace the one that was stolen. Keep in mind that she makes close to minimum wage and probably spent every last penny she had. I was pretty touched. Thank you Janice!

[clap]She's a keeper!

[SacDuc]

Well I told the po po where he lives. They said they would send a car over. That was yesterday.

I haven't heard anything but I will give them a call tomorrow and let you know.

Oh and I just wanted to publicly thank my S.O. She surprised me with a new iPod to replace the one that was stolen. Keep in mind that she makes close to minimum wage and probably spent every last penny she had. I was pretty touched. Thank you Janice!

That's cool. But no need to spend a few hundred to do something really nice for you, especially if she is cash strapped. Hmm, let me see if I can think of anything she could do for you that would be really special, but also free. [drums fingers on table] I mean something you would really really enjoy but wouldn't have to shell out a dime for. Something that the two of you could do together to have a little quality time with eachother. Um . . . er . . . well geez, nothing is coming to mind right now, but I will let you know if I think of anything. 

sac


/good luck with po po

[Grampa]

Sac has lost his touch.


I know, because the last time I saw him, he refused to touch me.

[jclin]

I know, because the last time I saw him, he refused to touch me.

There could be a million reasons for this.... half of them diseases! 

[SKOM]

Yup she's a keeper. Getting married next year.
Oh and Sac - I think I know what you were hinting at and yes we did lots of that. We did it at the park, in the back yard, at the lake.... oh man I love Bocce ball.



Anyway. Spoke to the cops this morning. The actual officer handling my case. They stopped be the guy's house. They know who he is as they have been there before. I'm heading down today for a photo lineup.




/bocce

[Grampa]

There could be a million reasons for this.... half of them diseases! 

I'm clean


sort of

[Manny]

Woohoo! I hope it keeps on going like this and the cops can resolve it properly. Keep us posted.