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« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2008, 04:00:26 AM »

i see how it is...


... bastard.
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« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2008, 07:32:19 AM »



sniff sniff

smells like sex in here



nope, that's just you.

seriously, go take a shower after you whack off.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2010, 09:25:11 PM »

make the beast with two backs you and your 120 days

I'll consider posting right here thank you very much you prick

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« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2010, 12:18:02 PM »

make the beast with two backs you and your 120 days

I'll consider posting right here thank you very much you prick



120 days of what?
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2010, 03:00:17 PM »

120 days of what?
until his next menstrual cycle begins
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« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2010, 04:54:35 AM »

until his next menstrual cycle begins

i didn't realize he was on that version of birth control!
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2010, 02:12:17 PM »

i didn't realize he was on that version of birth control!
he is a bear-wyrm, they are hermaphroditic creatures from beneath the mountains
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« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2010, 07:58:08 AM »

he is a bear-wyrm, they are hermaphroditic creatures from beneath the mountains

did beowulf kill his mom?
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2010, 11:00:13 AM »

did beowulf kill his mom?
I think that was his cousin Elmer.
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« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2010, 07:22:05 AM »

I think that was his cousin Elmer.

beowulf killed his cousin elmer?


elmer didn't do anythign with his life anyways. he should be thanked for taking him out.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2010, 11:13:58 AM »

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« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2010, 06:07:26 AM »

Evil
Huh?
I see no new deviltry?
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« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2010, 03:57:09 PM »

oy! wot's all this then?
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2011, 04:29:06 PM »

Consider this

I have come to urinate in your sink
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« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2011, 07:40:56 PM »

That'll get the stains out.
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