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« on: July 14, 2008, 06:52:46 AM »

> : > Once upon a time
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > In a land far away,
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > A beautiful, independent,
> : > Self-assured princess
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > Happened upon a frog as she sat
> : > Contemplating ecological issues
> : > On the shores of an unpolluted pond
> : > In a verdant meadow near her castle.
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> : > And said: ' Elegant Lady,
> : > I was once a handsome prince,
> : > Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > One kiss from you, however,
> : > And I will turn back
> : > Into the dapper, young prince that I am
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : > And then, my sweet, we can marry
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > And set up housekeeping in your castle
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > With my mother,
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > Where you can prepare my meals,
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > Clean my clothes, bear my children,
> : >
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > And forever feel
> : >
> : > Grateful and happy doing so. '
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > That night,
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : > As the princess dined sumptuously
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : > On lightly sauteed frog legs
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : > Seasoned in a white wine
> : > ~~~~~~~
> : > And onion cream sauce,
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : > She chuckled and thought to herself:
> : > ~~~~~~~~
> : >
> : > I don't make the beast with two backsin think so.



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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 09:25:17 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 07:12:47 PM »

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