Road rage

[Rev. Millertime]

I discovered last week that having a weak stomach is a great weapon in traffic.

I had some asshat in a Tahoe riding my ass for about 2 miles. If I slowed, he slowed... If i sped up and weaved a few cars, eventually he ended up on my ass again. 

Finally we reached a railroad crossing and I positioned myself on his drivers side.  While waiting for the train in 95 degree heat, I removed my helmet (not the smartest thing, I know).  He was sitting with his window down, radio cranked, and yelling into a cell phone.  I beeped the horn, and when he looked, I asked: "Is it bad to be nauseated in this heat?".  He looked at me with a strange look and then went back to yelling into his phone.  Keep in mind, trains come thru here at 15 mph and at 100+ cars long this makes for a long wait.  About a minute later, I had imagined enough sh!t and puke in my mind to begin gagging.  I again beeped my horn and asked the same question.  He gave me the same look again, which change very quickly.  I managed to say look out, as I blew Taco Bell all over the side of the Tahoe.     I'm not sure if any got in his window, but I know the guy was a sympathy puker.  He managed to harf right in his own lap.    Enjoying the maneuverability of a bike, I made a U turn and headed across a parking lot.... exit stage left.

So, no need for bad words, no need for threats for me.... I am now going to begin puking on cars that endanger me.

I headed straight home to brush my teeth. 

[Popeye the Sailor]

she argued with me that she lives in the neighborhood, and her children play on this street... blah, blah, blah....

I've always wondered about that-do some parents not know what a street is for?

[Jarvicious]

Brilliant Rev Miller, simply brilliant.  I laughed for quite a few over that one.   

[herm]

picked my cousin up at Stapleton airport in Denver
driving home on I-25 in moderate traffic
semi truck was stuck behind me in the right lane, and didnt like that i was only going 10 over the speed limit.
so he starts riding up close. i mean danger close, maybe 10 feet off my bumper.
no where for me to go with a steady stream of traffic in the left lane (not to mention the traffic ahead of me in the right lane), so i did the old on/off with the headlights/taillights a few times. looks a bit like brakes without actually slowing down.
he didnt like it too much, and moved in even closer. at that point i had had enough, so i just started to coast, slowing down.
make the beast with two backser finally got in the left lane, and basically forced me off the road (at 70 mph) by intentionally sliding over into the space i was in.

to end a long story, i got his tags and other particulars and called 911.
1/2 hour later i passed the guy. he was pulled over having words with a state trooper

[Rev. Millertime]

Brilliant Rev Miller, simply brilliant.  I laughed for quite a few over that one.   

I'm just glad that my extremely weak stomach finally has a purpose.

I'm a sympathy puker... for those that don't understand, I will more than likely vomit if i see/hear/smell someone else's "Technicolor Yawn".

Hell, a smelly public bathroom sets me off on a heaving fit.

Now I just have to remember to go riding on a full stomach.

[triangleforge]

^^^ Three words, Rev.: Flip Face Helmet. Should speed your getaway nicely.

[Betty Rage]

I'm just glad that my extremely weak stomach finally has a purpose.

I'm a sympathy puker... for those that don't understand, I will more than likely vomit if i see/hear/smell someone else's "Technicolor Yawn".

Hell, a smelly public bathroom sets me off on a heaving fit.

Now I just have to remember to go riding on a full stomach.

Wow, I know EXACTLY what that's like! Still got it actually! 

[sbrguy]

people should not be so stupid as to ever get out of their cars and confront people to try to threaten them, if they do they deserve to be shot and killed on sight.

that is what you should be thinking next time you feel the urge to have a "road rage" incident.  drive in your car be polite and get to your destination, your car is not "an extension of who you are" its a tool no more no less.  don't try to prove how tough you are with it.  if you think yo are that tough get out of the car and approach someone and see how well you match up against a 4000lb vehicle or if you are stronger and faster than a bullet from a gun, if you are then by all means "say your piece and pick a fight" 

good luck.

[Pakhan]

That's why I say give everyone the right to carry concealed so long as they have no criminal record.  In the beginning there will be a sharp increase in shootings, but then things will level out and everyone will think twice about all social interactions.  Not only road rage.

Sometimes fear = peace

[tonyj311]

I'm just glad that my extremely weak stomach finally has a purpose.

I'm a sympathy puker... for those that don't understand, I will more than likely vomit if i see/hear/smell someone else's "Technicolor Yawn".

Hell, a smelly public bathroom sets me off on a heaving fit.

Now I just have to remember to go riding on a full stomach.

How about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? One of my fave's.

[ODrides]

Rev... eeew.  Really, just eeew.

[Rev. Millertime]

Wow, it's 83 here, and almost no wind for once.  Maybe I'll go eat a huge meal and head out for a ride.

[Ducatiloo]

That's why I say give everyone the right to carry concealed so long as they have no criminal record.  In the beginning there will be a sharp increase in shootings, but then things will level out and everyone will think twice about all social interactions.  Not only road rage.

Sometimes fear = peace

  Just like MAD with US and Russia

[Ducatiloo]

I like waving to road ragers as if they were a long lost friend .  Last night somone tried to cut my off as he passed me.  I gave him a big smile and wave.  Then 4 miles later he had to stop for gas.  I slowed down and waved again.  He face was such a pretty color red.

[Got Duc]

I got cut off the other day.

Lady pulled right out in front of me.

I don't slow down when this happens.

I crept up on her and then started to gave her some distance.

She made a left turn and flipped me the bird.

She was wrong and I got the bird?

stupid lady.

I laughed all the way home