Original Mall Ninja now has his own forum!

Kaveh · July 15, 2008, 12:14:23 PM

The original Mall Ninja has his own forum now! You can ask him about what types of weapons and tactics to use while protecting America's malls!

http://9x19mm.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=14

enjoy. I only spent about 1.5 minutes there so far, but I'd thought I'd share this right away

Kaveh · July 15, 2008, 12:15:52 PM

here is some background on the mall ninja:
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

junior varsity · July 15, 2008, 12:35:00 PM

i read that whole thread one time, and it was so time consuming, but hilarious at the same time.

SKOM · July 15, 2008, 01:24:01 PM

Quote from: Kaveh on July 15, 2008, 12:15:52 PM
here is some background on the mall ninja:
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Haha. "Ass virginity"

That guy can't be serious.

Kaveh · July 15, 2008, 07:28:33 PM

Quote from: SKOM on July 15, 2008, 01:24:01 PM
Haha. "Ass virginity"

That guy can't be serious.

He is. This is one of the all time "Internet classics", this has been around for Y E A R S

Scottish · July 15, 2008, 08:19:37 PM

OMG!!!

Rameses · July 15, 2008, 09:45:00 PM

Quote from: SKOM on July 15, 2008, 01:24:01 PM
Haha. "Ass virginity"

That guy can't be serious.

Quote from: Kaveh on July 15, 2008, 07:28:33 PM
He is. This is one of the all time "Internet classics", this has been around for Y E A R S

MendoDave · July 16, 2008, 11:06:31 AM

I read three paragraphs. That's enough for me.

Monsterlover · July 18, 2008, 05:05:26 AM

Awesome

roy-nexus-6 · July 18, 2008, 09:06:26 AM

Next time I am in the mall, I intend to lay a wreath on the 'Miss Pacman' game, in honor of mall ninjas everywhere.

herm · July 18, 2008, 05:00:28 PM

i saw a mall ninja today...

squid on an older ninja was cruzin back and forth around the parking lot at the mall

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