Cory's back @ his place recovering from surgery...

[cdc]

He said he had a circumcision. 

Oh, wait ...no, it was eye surgery.  Sorry about that. 

Anyway, he's doing OK.  He'll be at the party. 

We'll keep an eye on him.  (pun intended). 

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[bryant8]

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That made me spit powerade all over my keyboard.  Haha

Thanks for the update on Cory

[Cyclone]

   Some like bacon with the rind  some without ! 

Glad to hear Cory will be at his sendoff !! Thanks CDC for your hospitality !!

[pipeliner1978]

what are you saying?  He went in for a circumcision and the doc couldn't see..........now they're both recovering from eye surgery?

[pipeliner1978]

Whatever he is recovering from, I'm glad he's doing well! 

[newslacker]

Cory, did you get a whiff of your own burning flesh?

[caffeinejunkee]

Cory, did you get a whiff of your own burning flesh?

Of course not! He won't be able to smell until his eye circumcision heals.

Hope it heals quickly, Cory. 

[♣ McKraut ♣]

wtf, why isn't he posting yet?

[fastwin]

Well duh! He can't see the freaking keyboard! Cory, get well soon. Hopefully you'll be able to see well by this weekend. If you can't I'll open your beers and hand them to you. I have this image in my mind of the original black and white Invisible Man movie when they unwrap the bandages from around his head and there is nothing there!! Hope that won't be the case with you! See you Saturday.

[♣ McKraut ♣]

he's just a wuss.

unless, of course, it was something more than just lasik...and was actually serious, in which case i retract what i said because that would be callous, and in such a case i would offer my similar wishes of a speedy recovery.

[RichD]

Of course not! He won't be able to smell until his eye circumcision heals.

Hope it heals quickly, Cory. 

You know... ...he always did look a little COCK EYED!   



  Heal up Corey. 
Saturday we get drunk.

[dallas2r]

Cory,

I hope the operation was a success and that you're feeling ok. See you later... haha... that's funny... I just made a sight joke.

reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke...

“Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'”

[fastwin]

OK, thread jack complete. Our job is done here. Who's our next victim? Hmmmm....

[cdc]

OK, thread jack complete. Our job is done here. Who's our next victim? Hmmmm....

Can you threadjack that mustache thread to something about a party for Cory on the 19th?  It would be hilarious if you did. .

It might piss some people off though. 

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[cdc]

wtf, why isn't he posting yet?

Well duh! He can't see the freaking keyboard! Cory, get well soon. Hopefully you'll be able to see well by this weekend. If you can't I'll open your beers and hand them to you. I have this image in my mind of the original black and white Invisible Man movie when they unwrap the bandages from around his head and there is nothing there!! Hope that won't be the case with you! See you Saturday.

He said his vision is IZ_ and it's kinda difficult to see the monitor of his computer.  In fact he just "listens" to his TV all day long.  He says he's OK and has what he needs right now.  Unfortunately, he was told not to drink or swim for awhile so he'll be at the party but will be a spectator not a participant. 

Freaking doctors!  What do they know anyways. 

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