What happens if Rossi sandbags at Valencia until he's lap traffic and then torpedos Lorenzo?
JLo doesn't score enough points to overtake Rossi in the standings, even if he gets back on the bike and finished the race. But does Rossi get points deducted?
I can't see him doing anything like that (to anyone other than Marquez, anyway). But who knows, if he really has derailed...
Just to be sure, security better check the grassy knoll and the book depository before the race.
I've got my money on MM in a post race punch up, while Rossi has the height and reach, MM is a bob weaver and will come up and under with hooks, rips and uppercuts
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Nah. MM has the anger, but too scrawny. My money's on the italian. While we're at, here's my ranking of alien riders as fighters:
1. Dani - that lack of smile and small frame screams kid-that-had-to-learn-to-scrap. I'd bet he is an accomplished student of brazilian jiujitsu, too.
2. Iannone - has the face of a 1950s boxer from Flatbush
3. Rossi - reach and size (compared to most riders) is a plus; also, old guys have no shame in using tricks of the trade such as sand in the eyes, etc.
4. Marquez - has the grit and determination, but a little scrawny in physique. Also, emotions would get the better of him.
5. Jorge - precisely because he has referenced Bruce Lee and martial arts in interviews, you know he can't fight. Guys that are too into quoting martial arts masters rarely make a good showing.
6. Stoner - I just don't like stoner, so he goes last. No rationale.
Now, if we were ranking all time, it'd look more like:
1. Kevin Schwantz
2. Kenny Roberts
3. Wayne Rainey
...
57. Dani
58. Iannone
etc.