i hate it when my bike isn't where i left it...

[♣ McKraut ♣]

so i went home for lunch today to partake in a turkey hotdog and have a nap on my couch....when i noticed that there was a certain 96 supersport that was *not* parked in the 1st floor lobby area of my lofts...  which, is where i last saw it as of earlier this morning.  i was taking it out of the loft monday after work, and halfway through the process decided to use brandi's cage, since it looked like rain chances.  so i tucked the SS away tastefully by a far wall.  it looked very classy, btw...there's nice art all around it, and sunken lighting in the floor, so the bodywork had gorgeous lighting...i was actually going to snap some pics of it later tonight.

anyway, i spoke with one of the maintenance guys that was milling around the leasing office, and he said they dumped it in the alley...as if it had caused trouble in a club or something and had to be tossed out on the street??  he then informed me it was probably towed by that point...so i ran out to the alley, and there she was.  he seemed pretty disappointed that someone hadn't hauled it off by that point, though; they did a good job of leaving it *right* in the middle of the alley so that no cars could get past.  jerk.  i wasted no time taking the bike immediately back in the building, and straight to my loft.  so, what i considered as lending them a beautiful work of art for their lobby, they considered a nuisance.  they dubbed these lofts the "sexy lofts", btw (which i think is moronic)... so what the hell isn't sexy about a ducati?  exactly.

[Duc L'Smart]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not a bag of garbage... They moved your bike to the middle of the alley?!?!?!?!?!?

Tell 'em to take their loft & shove it

[Kevin848]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not a bag of garbage... They moved your bike to the middle of the alley?!?!?!?!?!?

Tell 'em to take their loft & shove it

+1

[bryant8]

That's some shit

Good thing you're moving relatively soon.

There's always space in my garage

[fastwin]

I would go out of my way to find out which car belongs to that asshole and I would call a tow company under some sort of BS guise (hey, my car won't start can you come tow it to xyz repair shop...) and have it hauled away. No, that's too nice, something worse. Tell management that you caught him looking at child porn on his laptop while at work! What a complete dick! How in the world did you keep from not going medieval on his ass?? I can put up with a lot of s#@t but DO NOT touch or mess with my bike. Go ahead steal my car but don't put one greasy handprint on the scooter! This belongs in the That's Bullshit thread!

[♣ McKraut ♣]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not a bag of garbage... They moved your bike to the middle of the alley?!?!?!?!?!?

Tell 'em to take their loft & shove it

i pretty much did that in my 60-day notice...they can keep their ultra loft, and their ultra lounges for that matter.  good luck renting that thing at their new "market value".

[Duc Fever]

Good thing you went home for lunch, no telling what might have happened if left there a few hours longer.

[mstevens]

Good thing you went home for lunch

Well, you do have to keep in mind it was a turkey hot dog, though.

[BarneePhife]

That's some serious BS, dude.  Glad the bike was unharmed and still lingering around.

The maintenance guy was responsible for these shenanigans?  I'm guessing some of the deviant minds of the LSD could come up with some clever ways to make his job hell.  You still live there, right?  There are all sorts of reasons you'd need to call maintenance to take care of things - dirty, disgusting, filthy things for him to have to get his hands in. Hmmm...

[♣ McKraut ♣]

That's some serious BS, dude.  Glad the bike was unharmed and still lingering around.

The maintenance guy was responsible for these shenanigans?  I'm guessing some of the deviant minds of the LSD could come up with some clever ways to make his job hell.  You still live there, right?  There are all sorts of reasons you'd need to call maintenance to take care of things - dirty, disgusting, filthy things for him to have to get his hands in. Hmmm...

heh...yeah... good point.  just no telling when there's a huge pool of pig intestines on some random floor that need to be scooped up...  but i'm pretty sure it was lisa or her bitter lesbian cohort, donna, that told them to toss it out.  they pretty much define the word pregnant dog.  and lisa is the manager for davis, DP&L, and mosaic...in case anyone is interested in moving into any of those...

[bryant8]

I say one night you seran wrap all the doors in the lobby

[Ronr]

That's some serious hate.  What a f^cking douchebag.  I really like revenge, I'm just not very good at it.  There must be 20-30 ways to make his life miserable.  Glad you retrieved it okay.

[pipeliner1978]

I say one night you seran wrap all the doors in the lobby

WTF?  I say say you seran wrap him to the door in the lobby. 

  What a f^cking douchebag.    Glad you retrieved it okay.

+1

[calscrazy]

get some vaseline and write "THIS PLACE SUCKS" on the lobby door then toss flour on it. trust me this shit is a pregnant dog to get off. i did dan's car when he got married like that and even the pressure washer left some residue that was there until he let it dry and had time to wash it a second time. it takes a few days to harden up before you can wash it off(insert joke here).IT WORKS TRUST ME!!!!! come on you were in the army you guys never had any good pranks, practical jokes or great revenge oppurtunities. when you need revenge on someone just tell me who and what they did and i will come up with something good.

[Ronr]

Well, there's the old bar of soap in a sock treatment, but you have to tie the bastard down first and wear a disguise.  Need something simpler and less punishable in a court of law.