Hooligan Moments

Started by krolik, July 19, 2008, 11:00:54 AM

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krolik

I have a small hooligan moment story.

The other day while downtown, in a trendy part of the city, I had my Monster parked on the street, backed up against the curb.  When I came out of the store, there were two guys standing close behind my bike.  Within a yard of the bike.  As I walk across the street to my bike I see them glance at me. 

So I take my time putting the tank bag on and zipping up my jacket and such, and the two guys are still standing right behind my bike, yackin' away.  I think to myself that I could mention that they might want to back up, but then "Nah!"  If there was a kid or a woman there I would have, but these two trendoids saw me walk up to the bike and prepare to ride, so they get what ever happens to them.

I set the fast idle, turn on the key, wait for the immobilizer to disengage, and then let her full throated pod filtered  glory rip. [evil]

I was watching them in the mirror, and boy did they unass the area in an expeditious manner. [laugh]  All the while giving me the stink eye. 

The only thing that would have been better was if the car I was parked next to had set off it's alarm.



So what's your hooligan moment? 8)
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

IZ

First of all Krolik..you're a douche!   ;D

In regards to your previous comments on another thread, I don't care if it's nice weather in the PNW since I've left.  It's Perfect here and it will continue through the winter months!!   [cheeky]

Second..too bad you don't have straight pipes!   [evil]

2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

krolik

Quote from: IZ on July 19, 2008, 11:07:45 AM
First of all Krolik..you're a douche!   ;D

In regards to your previous comments on another thread, I don't care if it's nice weather in the PNW since I've left.  It's Perfect here and it will continue through the winter months!!   [cheeky]

Second..too bad you don't have straight pipes!   [evil]



Thanks! [thumbsup] :-*
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

IZ

2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.


Randimus Maximus

Quote from: IZ on July 19, 2008, 11:24:09 AM

:-*  You know it's a love/hate-thing

You hate that you love Krolik?  :-*

Scottish

LOL, nice....  [evil] none that I care to post in public...  [evil]

You can thank a soldier today, just click the link...
http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1024.html

IZ

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on July 19, 2008, 01:41:26 PM
You hate that you love Krolik?  :-*

You know it's the same with you big stud!    :-*

[laugh]
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

He Man

i rode down a wrong way ave onto a sidewalk and onto the highway today, then did a nice wheelie thru a red light. I thought it just turned yellow, but it just turned red when i 1/4 block from the light.

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: IZ on July 19, 2008, 03:19:00 PM
You know it's the same with you big stud!    :-*

[laugh]

awwwww...how sweet!  ;D

IZ

140 MPH on my 620!! 


  [bacon]
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

He Man


fromario

Lets just say there are a few Taxi's in Boston with a size 42 sidi boot dent on their doors and fenders  [evil]  [evil]  [evil]

its not my fault their cabs just happen to run into my boot when it was flailing violently  [cheeky]

bulldogs2k

I have plenty of hooligan moments with my dual sport, long travel suspension breeds hooliganism!   [evil]

First off, jumping curbs becomes part of your daily commute [thumbsup]
I've done some U turns on grass/dirt medians when traffic is too heavy. 
And lastly, I was jumping a rail road crossing in some rural part of the county.   [moto]

trenner

#14
At Florence, on the Oregon coast the weekend before last, I drove to South Jetty.

South Jetty road has an annoying double-yellow the full length of it, and an oddly placed 35 mph speed limit.  I got stuck behind a minivan all the way out to the end of the road.  Didn't pass in the double-yellow on the way out, but was nevertheless impatient.  On the way back, I passed a slow SUV in the double-yellow, and, when the resulting super-long empty straight stretch with no cars and no turnoffs beckoned, cranked it.  I managed to reach 3.4x the posted speed limit before I felt vindicated enough to slow to a more sedate speed.