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Grampa

July 25, 2008, 09:02:04 AM Last Edit: July 25, 2008, 09:09:18 AM by bobspapa
Saw Toby Keith last night.

Had fun.

question.... after MILFs, there's cougars. Whats after cougars? Very sad to see 70ish women dressed up like hoebags.


love this song

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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-Marcus Luttrell

KnightofNi

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July 25, 2008, 09:03:31 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 25, 2008, 09:02:04 AM
Saw Tody Keith last night.

Had fun.

question.... after MILFs, there's cougars. Whats after cougars? Very sad to see 70ish women dressed up like hoebags.

GILFs


and before you yak, grannies need lovin' too!
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Sinister

#2
July 25, 2008, 09:09:53 AM
Toby Keith Rocks!!! 
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

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erkishhorde

#3
July 25, 2008, 09:27:23 AM
I didn't know there was an age limit on MILFs and cougars.  [roll]
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Grampa

#4
July 25, 2008, 09:30:39 AM
Quote from: erkishhorde on July 25, 2008, 09:27:23 AM
I didn't know there was an age limit on MILFs and cougars.  [roll]

ya gott'a have a scale
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Cotton

#5
July 25, 2008, 09:34:32 AM
MILF's are hot, Cougars can be any older chick preying on a younger guy who's  [drink].

Manny

#6
July 25, 2008, 09:37:15 AM
Not usually a fan of new country music (too whiney for me, compared to the stuff my dad grew up listening to), but that song is great!  [thumbsup]

He expresses my sentiments exactly.

OwnyTony

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July 25, 2008, 12:17:57 PM Last Edit: July 25, 2008, 12:20:42 PM by OwnyTony
Quote from: Cotton on July 25, 2008, 09:34:32 AM
MILF's are hot, Cougars can be any older chick preying on a younger guy who's  [drink].

Thats how I understand it.  Milf is an older woman i would like to sleep with; I am the instigator/aggressor.  A cougar is basically the same situation, but she is the instigator/aggressor.

Of course you have to calculate my age and realize that my friends moms are in the cougar range.  technically, a milf can be super hot at 17 year old with a kid but usually Mifls are used in the context/reference towards middle aged women

Speedbag

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July 25, 2008, 03:10:58 PM
So what exactly is the official criteria/definition of a cougar anyway? This was a drunken debate with friends recently.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Sinister

#10
July 25, 2008, 03:13:55 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on July 25, 2008, 03:10:58 PM
So what exactly is the official criteria/definition of a cougar anyway? This was a drunken debate with friends recently.

You're over-thinking, dude.  40-somethings out cruising for younger men.  That's pretty much how I define them.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

lawbreaker

#11
July 25, 2008, 07:30:42 PM
Quote from: Sinister on July 25, 2008, 09:09:53 AM
Toby Keith Rocks!!! 

While I can appreciate many types of music......

"Toby Keith" and "Rocks" should not go together.. ;D

Speedbag

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July 25, 2008, 07:37:13 PM Last Edit: July 25, 2008, 07:39:17 PM by Speedbag
Quote from: lawbreaker on July 25, 2008, 07:30:42 PM
While I can appreciate many types of music......

"Toby Keith" and "Rocks" should not go together.. ;D

+1

For example, "Toby Keith sucks balls" would be more accurate. Or, more generally, "Country Music sucks balls".  [cheeky]

As for my post above, I was just curious how a desperate older woman rates the same name as a large, wild cat native to mountainous areas.  ;)
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

trenner

#13
July 29, 2008, 04:45:55 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on July 25, 2008, 07:37:13 PM
"Toby Keith sucks balls" would be more accurate. Or, more generally, "Country Music sucks balls".  [cheeky]

Generally spot on.  But, I have this odd affinity for "Beer For My Horses".  Love that song.

Cross reference: http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=7138.0


MendoDave

#14
July 29, 2008, 04:57:21 PM
He sung beer for my Horses last night on the Colbert Report.

http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/videos.jhtml?videoId=177805
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