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herm

#75
June 09, 2023, 05:21:29 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 09, 2023, 02:10:24 PM
When we get pulled over, will you pay the fines?

It isn't registered, inspected, or even close to street legal.

I made it through 90% of that last ride without getting a ticket(s) [Dolph]
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

herm

#76
June 09, 2023, 05:22:22 PM
Quote from: herm on June 09, 2023, 05:21:29 PM
I made it through 90% of that last ride without getting a ticket(s) [Dolph]

It's never the fall that kills you, but the sudden stop at the end...
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

1.21GW

#77
June 15, 2023, 08:50:18 AM
Quote from: herm on June 09, 2023, 05:21:29 PM
I made it through 90% of that last ride without getting a ticket(s) [Dolph]

We need to recruit a cop join the crew at DIMBY.  That should solve the ticketing issue.
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy..."

ungeheuer

#78
June 15, 2023, 09:08:30 AM
Quote from: 1.21GW on June 15, 2023, 08:50:18 AM
We need to recruit a cop join the crew at DIMBY.  That should solve the ticketing issue.
I'll give hbliam  [leo] a call  :D
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Monsterlover

#79
June 15, 2023, 09:41:51 AM
I can't think of a single thing that could possibly go wrong.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Popeye the Sailor

#80
June 15, 2023, 02:39:04 PM
Quote from: 1.21GW on June 15, 2023, 08:50:18 AM
We need to recruit a cop join the crew at DIMBY.  That should solve the ticketing issue.

Paula has some police officer friend-he showed up last time her and the local ladies had a wine night. Seemed odd he brought a stereo, but whatever.

They seemed pretty excited about it for some reason.

I just enjoyed my quiet in the shop.
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Randimus Maximus

#81
June 15, 2023, 02:45:04 PM
Quote from: Popeye the Sailor on June 15, 2023, 02:39:04 PM
Paula has some police officer friend-he showed up last time her and the local ladies had a wine night. Seemed odd he brought a stereo, but whatever.

They seemed pretty excited about it for some reason.

I just enjoyed my quiet in the shop.

Seems perfectly normal...

1.21GW

#82
June 15, 2023, 03:26:38 PM
Come to think of it, maybe a cop isn't a good idea...from what I hear having a fireman in the group didn't prevent the fire department from showing up to shut down a towering inferno once.  In fact, having a fireman just seems to make everyone want to light more things on fire.

Having a cop on site might just spur the group to rob a bank or something.
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy..."

Randimus Maximus

#83
June 15, 2023, 03:52:08 PM
Quote from: 1.21GW on June 15, 2023, 03:26:38 PM
Come to think of it, maybe a cop isn't a good idea...from what I hear having a fireman in the group didn't prevent the fire department from showing up to shut down a towering inferno once.  In fact, having a fireman just seems to make everyone want to light more things on fire.

Having a cop on site might just spur the group to rob a bank or something.

Don't even bring up lawyers...

1.21GW

#84
June 15, 2023, 03:53:17 PM
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy..."

Monsterlover

#85
June 15, 2023, 06:17:25 PM
Quote from: 1.21GW on June 15, 2023, 03:26:38 PM
Come to think of it, maybe a cop isn't a good idea...from what I hear having a fireman in the group didn't prevent the fire department from showing up to shut down a towering inferno once.  In fact, having a fireman just seems to make everyone want to light more things on fire.

Having a cop on site might just spur the group to rob a bank or something.

Well, to be fair, banks don't rob themselves :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

herm

#86
June 16, 2023, 05:33:07 AM
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

ducpainter

#87
June 22, 2023, 03:55:04 PM
Not for nothing...a lawyer kept me out of jail.
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Ddan

#88
June 23, 2023, 12:31:51 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 22, 2023, 03:55:04 PM
Not for nothing...a lawyer kept me out of jail.

You can't discount your sparkling personality in that event
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Monsterlover

#89
June 23, 2023, 01:17:54 PM
Quote from: Ddan on June 23, 2023, 12:31:51 PM
You can't discount your sparkling personality in that event

He can be quite the charmer  [cheeky]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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