an open letter to my friend at Taco Bell.

[Grampa]

You make the beast with two backsing pig.

You don't know me.

I don't know you… but I know you're a douche bag.

How do I know?

I watched you last night.

I was in the pickup truck directly behind you, as you waited in Taco Bells drive thru.

Was it your POS car that gave you away?  Nope.

Was it the expired tags on your POS car that gave you away?   Nope.

Was it the “gangst'a”  rap you so generously decided to share with everybody within 500 yards of your POS car?  Nope.

It was when you opened your POS car door, and dumped its trashy contents onto the drive thru concrete.

Had I been convinced that you did not have a gun in said POS car, I would have gladly picked up the empty bottle of Ole English 800 you tossed out, and beat you about the head and shoulders with it.

Three hugger, I am not.

Green, I am not.

What I am is….. a guy who just watched a Taco Bell employee walk inside, after having just walked the parking lot with a broom and dustpan, picking up other douche bags trash. I know you saw him too. Then I watched you make the beast with two backs it up.

If I could be a super hero… I'd be Hard Worker Man….. defender of all those who work hard.

Laying waste to douche bags world wide with my trusty Ole English 800 bottle.

[sno_duc]

BP, an old friend just sent this e-mail. I'm sharing it with you in the hope that it restores a little faith in the human race.
                                                                                                                                    SD

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while
trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from
a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.

There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and
struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could
have been a slow and terrifying death.

The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse
surroundings An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced
himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.'

'No, I can't accept payment for what I did ,' the Scottish farmer replied
waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door
of the family hovel.

'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.
'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.

'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own
son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow
to be a man we both will be proud of.' And that he did.

Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated
from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become
known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the
discoverer of Penicillin.

Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was
stricken with pneumonia.
What saved his life this time? Penicillin.


The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name?
Sir Winston Churchill.



Someone once said: What goes around comes around.

Work like you don't need the money.

Love like you've never been hurt.

Dance like nobody's watching.

Sing like nobody's listening.

Live like its Heaven on Earth.

[red baron]

 

[Grampa]

cant I just hit people?






hey RB.... you and the wifey need a place to stay this weekend?

supercarts? 

[Ash]

omg bp discovered penicillin at the taco bell drive thru?!

that's the synopsis right?

[Grampa]

omg bp discovered penicillin at the taco bell drive thru?!

that's the synopsis right?

no.... but I did see a used condom, and I'm sure penicillin would have been needed had I touched it.

[somegirl]

That Fleming story is great, too bad it's not true.
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/fleming.asp

[wbeck257]

What I am is….. a guy who just watched a Taco Bell employee walk inside, after having just walked the parking lot with a broom and dustpan, picking up other douche bags trash. I know you saw him too. Then I watched you make the beast with two backs it up.

If I could be a super hero… I'd be Hard Worker Man….. defender of all those who work hard.

Laying waste to douche bags world wide with my trusty Ole English 800 bottle.

Okay, I'll bite.

You couldn't get out of your truck and just throw it away for him? Defend the hard work guy by watching him do more work? Why not help out?

[darylbowden]

Why the make the beast with two backs do you eat at Taco Bell?  That's the really disturbing part of this story.

[Grampa]

Okay, I'll bite.

You couldn't get out of your truck and just throw it away for him? Defend the hard work guy by watching him do more work? Why not help out?

who said I didnt

[ducatiz]

That Fleming story is great, too bad it's not true.
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/fleming.asp

yes it is!! i read it on thuh innernet!

[sno_duc]

That Fleming story is great, too bad it's not true.
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/fleming.asp

Why is it that most stories that say good things about the human race turn out to be false.
But the stories that say bad things about us turn out to be true.  

Bp I'm grabbing my big spoon, it's time for a spooning party

[Grampa]

Why the make the beast with two backs do you eat at Taco Bell?  That's the really disturbing part of this story.

I like the basic tacos there.

[ducatiz]

It was when you opened your POS car door, and dumped its trashy contents onto the drive thru concrete.

Had I been convinced that you did not have a gun in said POS car, I would have gladly picked up the empty bottle of Ole English 800 you tossed out, and beat you about the head and shoulders with it.

you and me, bp.  let's do it.  let's rid the world of these scum.

but...

where do we dump the bodies?

[Grampa]

you and me, bp.  let's do it.  let's rid the world of these scum.

but...

where do we dump the bodies?

Detroit