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an open letter to my friend at Taco Bell.

Started by Grampa, July 28, 2008, 09:10:18 AM

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ducatiz

#15
July 28, 2008, 11:04:08 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 28, 2008, 10:59:00 AM
Detroit

hmmm..

considering who they elected for mayor, there maybe no intellectual difference in the stiffs and the locals.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Grampa

#16
July 28, 2008, 11:05:18 AM
the houses are cheaper than burial plots too. you can stack boat loads of dead people in a house.
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ducatiz

#17
July 28, 2008, 11:12:21 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 28, 2008, 11:05:18 AM
the houses are cheaper than burial plots too. you can stack boat loads of dead people in a house.

i would rather feed them to pigs, goodfella style.  then everyone will REALLY like their  [bacon]
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

DucPete

#18
July 28, 2008, 11:24:30 AM
Quote from: sno_duc on July 28, 2008, 10:55:38 AM
Bp I'm grabbing my big spoon, it's time for a spooning party [evil]

You guys have to come up with a new name for this.  A bunch of grown men talking about a spooning party makes me shudder.   ;D
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TiNi

#19
July 28, 2008, 11:26:49 AM
I HATE LITTER BUGS
just as much as
I HATE TACO BELL  [puke]

you're right the guy is an asshole...

ducatiz

#20
July 28, 2008, 11:29:20 AM
Quote from: DucPete on July 28, 2008, 11:24:30 AM
You guys have to come up with a new name for this.  A bunch of grown men talking about a spooning party makes me shudder.   ;D

do a lot of your male friends look like chubby teddy bears?   [laugh]
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cyrus buelton

#21
July 28, 2008, 12:36:15 PM
Taco bell is fantastic.


How can you not like a soft taco from there?
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#22
July 28, 2008, 12:57:46 PM
I had a similar situation yesterday.

Stopped at a gas station, taking a break, walking around a bit. Helmet's by the bike, I've got my leather and shades on and a 3 day beard and I look kinda rough around the edges.

The door opens and this fat kid, maybe 19, walks out with a glass root beer bottle. He gets about 5 steps into the parking lot and I hear something metallic hit the pavement. He continues to the gas pumps and gets in the passenger seat of a car.

A second later his slightly smaller friend follows him out the door. Douche #2 makes it maybe 10 steps towards their friends car before I hear the same rattle.

I investigate and, sure enough, there are two Stewart's bottle caps on the parking lot.

I mosey over and pick up one and then the other. The fatty sitting shotgun sees me and he's getting kinda nervous, but his window is down. I get to the car and he looks up at me with sad, terrified eyes. Douche #2 in the back seat is kinda squirming, too. I reach in his window with my hand held out. He holds out his hand and I drop the caps into it and say "Here. You dropped these. Thought you might want them back."

The laugh from the guy pumping gas was awesome. The laugh from the guy at the pump next to them was even better.
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Grampa

#23
July 28, 2008, 01:17:57 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Sinister

#24
July 28, 2008, 01:31:39 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 28, 2008, 01:17:57 PM
IZ likes Taco Bell too

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mis/772739417.html

He would never do that to Mrs. IZ; she is a force to be feared.
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TiNi

#25
July 28, 2008, 01:38:08 PM
taco bell = taco belly  :)

ducatiz

#26
July 28, 2008, 01:52:31 PM
When wifey doesn't feel like making dinner, i will go get taco bell.

then she gets a nice methane bath after i go to sleep.

yep.

Ol' Faithful.

Hot, fresh flageolet methane.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

mstevens

#27
July 28, 2008, 08:32:17 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 28, 2008, 10:56:03 AMwhere do we dump the bodies?

There's a Taco Hell nearby, and you can't figure out where to get rid of bodies?! Aren't you missing the obvious?
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lethe

#28
July 29, 2008, 01:29:55 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 28, 2008, 10:56:03 AM
you and me, bp.  let's do it.  let's rid the world of these scum.

but...

where do we dump the bodies?


I'll take care of disposal.
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#29
July 29, 2008, 04:26:10 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 28, 2008, 12:36:15 PM
Taco bell is fantastic.


How can you not like a soft taco from there?

Because a long time ago in a galaxy Far Far away...back in 1988 or something. I used to work there. The meat comes in 10 pound packages to be cooked all at once. Now i'm not saying there is anything wrong with the meat but you can bet your bacon they use the cheapest stuff they can. And anyway it's just not that appealing anymore. I would go with the bean burrito instead. The beans are actually cooked right there everyday and broken up with a big drill thing to help them cook faster.
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