More Brand Whoring?

Started by Bick, July 30, 2008, 09:19:54 AM

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Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

SacDuc

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"Where wine snobbery and motorcycle snobbery meet."

This fills that small niche for people who say, " You know, I just can't find a wine that let's me be pretentious not only about the wine itself, but opens the door for me to tell people how superior my taste is in other aspects of my life as well."

When I go into wine shops now I just ask, "What wine will let people know how awesome I am? And pair well with chicken?"

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

fwtcc

Quote from: SacDuc on July 30, 2008, 09:25:10 AM

"Where wine snobbery and motorcycle snobbery meet."

This fills that small niche for people who say, " You know, I just can't find a wine that let's me be pretentious not only about the wine itself, but opens the door for me to tell people how superior my taste is in other aspects of my life as well."

sac

rofl
2005 S2R  R.I.P.

Quote from: Smokescreen on June 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
... I'm totally cool with my friends saying "You remember when William bit it?!  That was awesome!  How do you explode in a fireball while being crushed under a waterfall?!  I don't think I'll beat that..."

DCXCV

Quote from: SacDuc on July 30, 2008, 09:25:10 AM

"Where wine snobbery and motorcycle snobbery meet."

This fills that small niche for people who say, " You know, I just can't find a wine that let's me be pretentious not only about the wine itself, but opens the door for me to tell people how superior my taste is in other aspects of my life as well."

When I go into wine shops now I just ask, "What wine will let people know how awesome I am? And pair well with chicken?"

sac

Awesome  [thumbsup]

And not really far off from the "official" sales pitch.

QuoteDesmorosso: not only wine

Officially licensed by Ducati, Desmorosso is a wine that blends the philosophy, passion, professionalism, and successes of the 2007 World Champion motorcycle company.

Imagine a small company that defeated the much larger corporations with their unlimited funds and manpower. Now try to imagine a wine produced with traditional craftsmanship and professionalism delivered by years of hard work and experience: this is Desmorosso, a collection of wines suitable for all lifes special moments; a wine that is not afraid of comparison with the most famous vintages.

Take THAT Ernest and Julio Gallo!!
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

Speedbag

Mmmm.....high-maintenance wine.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

SacDuc

Quote from: DCXCV on July 30, 2008, 09:40:32 AM
Awesome  [thumbsup]

And not really far off from the "official" sales pitch.

Take THAT Ernest and Julio Gallo!!


HOLY SHIT! I was just trying to be snarky. That is . . . well . . . just sad. Is there small print at the bottom saying that it makes your penis larger too? Sheesh.   :-\

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

SacDuc

Quote from: Speedbag on July 30, 2008, 09:43:33 AM
Mmmm.....high-maintenance wine.


You have to adjust the gap on the cork every 2 glasses. I hear that with gsxrblanco you only need to do it every fourth bottle or so.


sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

DCXCV

Think Tom Cruise will get the first case delivered to the US? [wine]
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

Bick

T-Byrd, do you rep this one?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Pakhan

Why do they even bother with this crap?  I have never seen Suzuki, Yamaha, Honda, or Kawasaki advertise like this.

Wine
Snowboards
Swiss army knife
etc


I'm sure there is more, but wtf?  Is this really the best way to advertise the brand?
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teddy037.2

that'll be awesome w/the cologne they were selling  [laugh]

does harley make a screamin' eagle beer?

fwtcc

Quote from: teddy037.2 on July 30, 2008, 11:22:28 AM
that'll be awesome w/the cologne they were selling  [laugh]

does harley make a screamin' eagle beer?

Bud Light gives them profit sharing to keep them out.
2005 S2R  R.I.P.

Quote from: Smokescreen on June 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
... I'm totally cool with my friends saying "You remember when William bit it?!  That was awesome!  How do you explode in a fireball while being crushed under a waterfall?!  I don't think I'll beat that..."

Dragsterhund

Quote from: Pakhan on July 30, 2008, 11:21:03 AM
Why do they even bother with this crap?  I have never seen Suzuki, Yamaha, Honda, or Kawasaki advertise like this.

Wine
Snowboards
Swiss army knife
etc


I'm sure there is more, but wtf?  Is this really the best way to advertise the brand?

Don't forget the Ducati SanDisk Compact Flash Card... (wtf?!)
2003 Ducati Monster 800S i.e.
1999 Ducati 748S Track Bike
2011 Ducati 848 Track Bike (Ex Jake Holden AMA DSB bike)
1967 Ducati Monza 250
2008 Yamaha TTR 125

1973 Honda CB450 (Sold)
1972 Honda CB450 (Sold)
2002 Suzuki SV650 Track Bike (SOLD!)
1994 Kawasaki EX500 (SOLD!)

DucPete

I actually walked into a puma store and asked about the riding boots, guessing that there was no way in hell they would carry them.   The girl there, said, "Oh, actual gear?  No we don't carry the real stuff."   I was actually impressed.   [thumbsup]

On the walls I saw Ferrari and Ducati shoes, and thought, no one actually wears that stuff.  And sure enough one day I saw some deutsche-bag in full metro gear had the Ferrari shoes.  I wanted to smack the Prada sunglasses off his head while waiting in the grocery store line. 
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Pakhan

Quote from: Dragsterhund on July 30, 2008, 11:43:05 AM
Don't forget the Ducati SanDisk Compact Flash Card... (wtf?!)

Sandisk is/ was a sponsor of the GP bike so I can kind of understand that, even though it was ridiculous.
"I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines."   m620 749s r6


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