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« Reply #390 on: March 04, 2009, 04:50:25 PM »

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« Reply #395 on: March 18, 2009, 02:22:39 PM »

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« Reply #396 on: March 19, 2009, 11:03:11 AM »

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« Reply #397 on: March 19, 2009, 05:51:39 PM »

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« Reply #398 on: March 19, 2009, 06:11:23 PM »

potty training our cat
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« Reply #399 on: March 19, 2009, 07:06:45 PM »

damn, both of those are good ones!
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« Reply #400 on: March 19, 2009, 07:11:47 PM »

potty training our cat


How'd that work out, or does the hatred and dismay in his/her eyes say it all?

I'm actually mostly serious, because we've talked about trying to train ours to do that as well -- no matter how deep a litter box we try, they manage to fling the stuff all over the place, especially the prissy, adorable little white one.
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« Reply #401 on: March 19, 2009, 07:20:35 PM »

My cats are fascinated with the toilet.

The trouble though is they're heads are down in there all the time, and their asses never are laughingdp

FLUSH. . .

Cats: "Woah!  WTF is going on with our water bowl?!?!"
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« Reply #402 on: March 19, 2009, 07:28:22 PM »

My mom had a cat that figured out what the toilet was for. Paws weren't strong enough to flush, but Jamal (the all-black female cat) would hang her butt off the seat and pee in the toilet.

None of the male cats were smart enough to figure this out, but hey, they were guys, they had corners to pee in.
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« Reply #403 on: March 20, 2009, 05:55:02 AM »

How'd that work out, or does the hatred and dismay in his/her eyes say it all?

I'm actually mostly serious, because we've talked about trying to train ours to do that as well -- no matter how deep a litter box we try, they manage to fling the stuff all over the place, especially the prissy, adorable little white one.
He's just alittle upset about the flash from the camera.
all trained now, he just doesnt flush.
I started with the litter box beside the toilet, raised it weekly 2" at a time, till was same hight as toilet.
then took an old white hard hat screwed paint stick across the back lip so it wouldn't fall in the bowl.
the bill on the front works for that. set it on the rim closed the seat put in a little used litter.
 he started using imediatly, week later stopped using litter, put water in the hat.
he got used to pooin' and peein' in water for a couple weeks. now the hats gone.
 no mess, no smell, no litter all over the house. 
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« Reply #404 on: March 20, 2009, 06:45:00 AM »

He's just alittle upset about the flash from the camera.
all trained now, he just doesnt flush.
I started with the litter box beside the toilet, raised it weekly 2" at a time, till was same hight as toilet.
then took an old white hard hat screwed paint stick across the back lip so it wouldn't fall in the bowl.
the bill on the front works for that. set it on the rim closed the seat put in a little used litter.
 he started using imediatly, week later stopped using litter, put water in the hat.
he got used to pooin' and peein' in water for a couple weeks. now the hats gone.
 no mess, no smell, no litter all over the house. 

That's awesome dude.  That's the only way I'd get a cat is if I were able to train it to do that.  I always tell my gf it's possible but she didn't believe me until I showed her this post.  My friends houses always smell like shit from cat litter.
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