help me teach kids a lesson or get the f*ck off my roof

[TiNi]

Im so good at bad things, it's hard to stop

try harder 

[cutter]

See, here's the problem I have with the tar.  If IM the kid that gets tar on his hands the first thing Im going to think is "That make the beast with two backser put tar up here.  make the beast with two backs.  Where's his car. . ."

Then I'd proceed to put palm prints on the car and house.  Smear it all around.

I'd definitely escalate things.

this is why i posted here!

[Bick]

www.daisy.com

[SacDuc]

 

So killing one of them and placing his head on stake on your garage as a warning to the others would probably be overkill, huh? Yeah. Forget I said anything.


sac

[m0t0g0th]

See, here's the problem I have with the tar.  If IM the kid that gets tar on his hands the first thing Im going to think is "That make the beast with two backser put tar up here.  make the beast with two backs.  Where's his car. . ."

Then I'd proceed to put palm prints on the car and house.  Smear it all around.

I'd definitely escalate things.

ah, but NOW you would get some action from the police.

besides tar, you've probably got motor oil, just spread it all around especially the mounting site. 

also?  why yell, just go out there with a camera.  flash pictures.  WOO HOO.
following non-residents around our parking garage and taking their pictures got them to leave, fast, and not come back. 

[Grampa]

So killing one of them and placing his head on stake on your garage as a warning to the others would probably be overkill, huh? Yeah. Forget I said anything.


sac

yup.... make sure to kill the biggest one. odds are he's the leader.

[B.Rock]

I bet some of those shingles lost some nails when they got pulled out, huh? Probably bent them all upside down, sticking up and everything. Wouldn't that be a shame?

[Rev. Millertime]

Sh!t.

Dog, cow, cat... or bird.

Find a place with lots of pigeon sh!t around, scoop it up and spread it on the roof.

OR

If they do it during the day, go get some nice shiny flashing and run it along the edge where the put their hands to pull themselves up.   Sun gets it nice and hot, burn the little fuggers hands.   Plus, flashing wouldn't look like out of place.

OR

Back on the pigeon thing.  Get some of those spikes they put along buildings to keep pigeons from landing on ledges.  Tack it down good.  Visible from the fence, and once again, isn't out of place on a roof.

[He Man]

Why dont you just put barb wire on the fence?

[Scottish]

or embed crushed glass along the edge. see that all over NM.

[x136]

"Let's see you climb up on the roof now, pregnant doges! [insane laughter]"

[He Man]

if there is a will, there is a way....

[Magnus]

a couple pit bulls

[hbliam]

The tar is good idea. I think it would be the last time they go up there after they get that crap on them once.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Electrify the fence