f'n kids

[Grampa]

opend the door to the truck this morning..... everything from my center console and glove box was tossed out on my passenger seat. My first thought...lm was looking for a cd or something. I call her..... nope, not her.

make the beast with two backs..... some lil make the beast with two backser got into my shit last night.

Nothing appears to be missing. My RayBans are still here. hmmmmmm maybe the barking dogs scared them off.

Then it hits...... my digital camera is gone.   You lil make the beast with two backsers.

We have a group of preteens that wander the hood, and hang out at a house down the street.

I'm tempted to set them up, and when I catch one of them, I'll duct tape the lil make the beast with two backser to a light pole with a "Im a thief" sign taped to his face.

[TiAvenger]

chase them in the middle of the night with a meat cleaver in you boxers screaming "I will cut you make the beast with two backsing head off"



it works wonders





true story

[motogpfan]

set em dude, tape it, beat the make the beast with two backs out of them, then post it on youtube.

[Scottish]

chase them in the middle of the night with a meat cleaver in you boxers screaming "I will cut you make the beast with two backsing head off"



it works wonders





true story

Nice! I can get behind this kind of insanity.  Sorry about your shits BP

[DaniD]

I went out to my car yesterday morning and my glove box was on my passenger seat with all my stuff spilled over the car too.  The only difference is that I have a Wrangler with no doors on it at the moment and I didn't have anything worth stealing in it. 

[Bick]

I'll duct tape the lil make the beast with two backser to a light pole with a "Im a thief" sign taped to his face.

I'm all for this type of punishment.

I remember hearing a story about a mother doing something similar to her own kid - she was charged with child abuse.  Our legal system sucks!

[TiNi]

sorry to hear about your camera joel, and the invasion of your vehicle by neighborhood hooligans 

any pics on the camera you'll be missing?

[Sinister]

set em dude, tape it, beat the make the beast with two backs out of them, then post it on youtube.

Uh, Nick, that may be legal in Hungary; but, in America, not so much...just sayin', bro.

[Grampa]

sorry to hear about your camera joel, and the invasion of your vehicle by neighborhood hooligans 

any pics on the camera you'll be missing?

na..... just the ones I took of the models the other day.

karma payback for tell'n people I had a HyperMotard 

[TiNi]

na..... just the ones I took of the models the other day.

karma payback for tell'n people I had a HyperMotard 

that karma... will getcha everytime 

[Grampa]

crap..... now that I think about it.... my lil cheapie video camera may have been in there too

[TiNi]

crap..... now that I think about it.... my lil cheapie video camera may have been in there too

crap 

what's on that? 

[Grampa]

crap 

what's on that? 

nothing.

crap crap crap. 


lil make the beast with two backsers

[Statler]

see how your local beat cops feel about the kids in question.


I had huge problems with one kid when we lived in the city.   Had Court orders against him from my own Court and Judges who knew me...they still wouldn't do anything....  we'd go to Court and he'd plead guilty for violating the Judge's order seven times, and the Judge's solution was to issue another order telling him not to do it instead of locking him up for even one day for contempt.

But the cops hated this kid too for the same reasons.

I watched in delight one time as three cops stopped him and questioned him one night on the corner.  Little punk took a swing at one cop.   They rubbed him into the bricks rather badly....and then walked off.

Normally I would hate behavior like that, and if I heard the story without being involved with the players I would be horrified.

I had the chance to bring some coffee out to one of the guys about a month later when I saw him in the area.  I said I enjoyed the incident.  He said he had no idea what I was talking about and smiled.

This kid didn't stop harassing us until one night I was up late and heard him on the sidewalk outside.   I didn't turn on any lights but when I realized what he was doing I was amazed.   I could hear him urinating on our side door (corner rowhouse, sidewalks up to the house on two sides).   I opened the shade quickly and tapped on the window with the .45       he spun so quickly he pissed all over his girlfriend who was standing there with him (classy couple).

Never saw him again.  Death threats stopped.  Grafitti stopped.  dents in the truck stopped.

people suck....and the authorities won't help you.

[Grampa]

I need to go donate blood...... that will make my attitude better.