f'n kids

[S4ROB]

I was working at a house and every once in a while a buzzer would buzz. At first I didn't know what it was. Turned out he had an electric eye crossing his driveway and every time someone entered his property it would set the buzzer off.

I ask him about it and he said he caught a carload of guys one night and held them at gun point till the shiriff arived. They had several stolen items in there car  and was looking for something else to take at his place.

Now I am thinking about doing something like that.

[Statler]

I need to go donate blood...... that will make my attitude better.

you'll be even happier if it's someone else's   

[fwtcc]

I went out to my car yesterday morning and my glove box was on my passenger seat with all my stuff spilled over the car too.  The only difference is that I have a Wrangler with no doors on it at the moment and I didn't have anything worth stealing in it. 

I didn't even bother locking mine.  I would rather have the worthless crap that I bothered to leave in it stolen than have someone knife the windows or top to get in.  The only thing ever stolen was a smaller MP3 player.  Oh, that and my F'ING GAS.  I kept noticing, "Man, I know this thing drinks gas but I'm pretty sure I had more than that.  Then one day I had actually filled up rather than just put a little in and came back out to a near empty tank.

So if you have a an easily accessed gas tank, make sure you have a locking cap.

[SacDuc]

I need to go donate blood...... that will make my attitude better.

The best thing about donating blood is the cheap drunk afterward.   

Sorry, mang. I guess your karma isn't as good as we all thought. You've been naughty lately, huh? 


sac

[IZ]

opend the door to the truck this morning..... everything from my center console and glove box was tossed out on my passenger seat. My first thought...lm was looking for a cd or something. I call her..... nope, not her.

make the beast with two backs..... some lil make the beast with two backser got into my shit last night.

Deja Vu!! 

That happened to my car before I left Seattle!!  My first thought too..WTF was my wife looking for in the glovebox and then she just leaves everything on the floor?! 

They took the leather-bound Lexus manual out.  I ended up finding it on top of the trash bin.  LUCKILY!! 

That really p*sses you right the f*ck off..just knowing that someone was rifling through your stuff!!   

Find them BP. 

Shoot them!!

[TiNi]

what's up with the dissing on the wife's?   

[Sinister]

Deja Vu!! 

That happened to my car before I left Seattle!!  My first thought too..WTF was my wife looking for in the glovebox and then she just leaves everything on the floor?! 

They took the leather-bound Lexus manual out.  I ended up finding it on top of the trash bin.  LUCKILY!! 

That really p*sses you right the f*ck off..just knowing that someone was rifling through your stuff!!   

Find them BP. 

Shoot them!!

That was me, dude.  I was upset that you were leaving.  Sorry.

[Porsche Monkey]

BP that really sucks big time.  Did you try to get a police report?  I would do that just so you have a complaint logged.  I am continually amazed at the degradation of our youth.  Kids have no respect anymore.  Just the other day the cops arrested a 16 year old kid who was hiding on our dealership for a driveby.  I am only 31 but I don't remember doing any of this kind of crap when I was that age.  Oh and DaniD, You have a Ducati and a Wrangler?  I think I love you. 

[Grampa]

a lil twist.

I'm at home, waiting on the po po.

Our neighborhood watch captain's wife saw it all. It was a hispanic male, about 25, and it happened at around 5:30am.  She watched him open the door, sit in my driver seat, and start going through my shit. That lasted a few minutes, then, he got out of the truck, and went for the front door of the house. After checking to see if it was open, he then casually walked up the street.

and she didnt think to call the police  

the change in my center console is gone, the digital camera is gone and my cheapie video camera is gone. None of which is of much value.

I'm more pissed now because my neighbor didnt call. They have our number. Why the make the beast with two backs would you not have called?

[motogpfan]

Uh, Nick, that may be legal in Hungary; but, in America, not so much...just sayin', bro.

sorry, i didn't realize it was legal to break into someones car and steal shit.

[Sinister]

The guy had no choice.  He was forced to come here, because of the great jobs, but couldn't afford gas due to George Bush being the anti-christ, and all.  You, O Great White Oppressor, should be more concerned for his plight and leave more change in your console.  Don't you know it's all about 'change'? 

[motogpfan]

The guy had no choice.  He was forced to come here, because of the great jobs, but couldn't afford gas due to George Bush being the anti-christ, and all.  You, O Great White Oppressor, should be more concerned for his plight and leave more change in your console.  Don't you know it's all about 'change'? 

bawahahahahaha

[Porsche Monkey]

a lil twist.

I'm at home, waiting on the po po.

Our neighborhood watch captain's wife saw it all. It was a hispanic male, about 25, and it happened at around 5:30am.  She watched him open the door, sit in my driver seat, and start going through my shit. That lasted a few minutes, then, he got out of the truck, and went for the front door of the house. After checking to see if it was open, he then casually walked up the street.

and she didnt think to call the police  

the change in my center console is gone, the digital camera is gone and my cheapie video camera is gone. None of which is of much value.

I'm more pissed now because my neighbor didnt call. They have our number. Why the make the beast with two backs would you not have called?

The wife of the neighborhood watch captain?  What the make the beast with two backs?  Does she not have any common sense?

[Sinister]

The wife of the neighborhood watch captain?  What the make the beast with two backs?  Does she not have any common sense?

Have you been to California?

[Grampa]

Have you been to California?

f'n people.