How to Get Rid of a Skunk

[NAKID]

Alright guys, especially you east coasters, how do I get rid of a skunk that has been living under my stairs? The stairs are concrete and immovable. There is only so much I can do to barricade the area...

[red baron]

Fisher.



Call a pest control, seriously.


Lasat thing you want is that thing dying under there.

[NAKID]

It's not my property. I live in a townhouse complex now...

[red baron]

Call maint.

[NAKID]

Call maint.

Oh, were you serious?

[Buckethead]

Some basic advice which I'm sure you've already found .

To paraphrase: night-lights, ammonia/mothballs, rubber snakes or sections of black hose, constant noise/music from a radio.

Just think of the most annoying roommate you've ever had and use him as an example. Offensive smells, sounds, light, and drinking the skunk's beer will have it out from under your stairs in no time.

[Scottish]

I heard old timers used to take metal coat hangers and straighten them out. Then they'de take the pigtail end and put it down the hole and twirl it until it became entangled in the tail fur, the extract the skunk by pulling..... the downside is they said it was smelly work. So, uh.... how desparate are you? 

[Mother]

shotgun

[muscle_cars_only]

ammonia   ...  Pour it all around the underneath of the steps,plus fill up two margarine bowels and place underneath. This will work.              As time goes keep an eye on the bowels to make sure they are still full...No more Skunk..

[DY]

smoke bomb?

[Monstermash]

Glock?

[herm]

M80

[silentbob]

http://www.impactguns.com/store/aguila_super_colibri.html

[ODrides]

Write that skunk a threatening letter.  But don't sign it or it could press charges.

[Monstermash]

Write that skunk a threatening letter.  But don't sign it or it could press charges.

I don't think it's P.C. to call it a "skunk" anymore.