How to Get Rid of a Skunk

[blue tiger]

I would use a .223 or a centerfire handgun if you prefer to get a little closer. This is just me though.

[NAKID]

ammonia   ...  Pour it all around the underneath of the steps,plus fill up two margarine bowels and place underneath. This will work.              As time goes keep an eye on the bowels to make sure they are still full...No more Skunk..

Did you read that part that said the steps are concrete and immovable...

[Buckethead]

Ammonia soaked cloth. On a string so you can get it out when the bugger is gone. Push it into the hole with a stick and tape the string someplace convenient. 

Also, turkey bacon.

[Bick]

Also, turkey bacon.

Turkey Bacon and you'll have PETA all over your ass.  That is just cruel!!!

DeCon pellets in a peanut butter sandwich.

[Kopfjäger]

The Experts say there are really no good repellants. They need to be Trapped.

[KnightofNi]

wait until the skunk leaves for the night. drop mothballs all over the areas that it could be going in through..also put up some form of barricade to keep it from getting in.

when that doens't seem to work, call an pest removal person or...


make the skunk spray every night. make sure you can't get hit though. after a few nights of it stinking up the area the other residents will begin complaining and then maint will be forced to do something.

[NAKID]

I heard moth balls are that great either. I went out and bought some "Critter Repellant" which is a combination of oil of black pepper and some other forms of capsicum. It's very aromatic, but I'm not sure how well it will work. Supposedly the oils will get in the animals eyes and nose and deter them from entering the area. Due to the design of the area around my steps, it will be very difficult if not impossible to effectively barricade him out.

On another note, I sprinkled that shit out there a few hours ago (right after dark) and now it's raining. Not sure how well it will work in those conditions...

[x136]

According to some documentaries I've seen, all you need to do is paint a white stripe down the back of a black female cat, and the skunk will chase this hottie "skunk" to the ends of the earth and stop at nothing to woo her.

[DY]

According to some documentaries I've seen, all you need to do is paint a white stripe down the back of a black female cat, and the skunk will chase this hottie "skunk" to the ends of the earth and stop at nothing to woo her.

Pepe Le Pew.. hehe.

I think i saw this on the animal planet.... or was it saturday morning cartoons? 

[NAKID]

According to some documentaries I've seen, all you need to do is paint a white stripe down the back of a black female cat, and the skunk will chase this hottie "skunk" to the ends of the earth and stop at nothing to woo her.

Smart Ass...

[Porsche Monkey]

Mix about 5 gallons of gasoline with a bag of fertilizer and pour it down the hole. Let it saturate for an hour or so and then get someone you don't like to toss a match down the hole. Problem solved.

[trenner]

Just put up some flyers, and let someone claim him.

Something like this, with the pictures changed out:

[TiNi]

Just put up some flyers, and let someone claim him.

Something like this, with the pictures changed out:

OMG!!! LMAO 

[SacDuc]

Tell her that you are sick of her blowing all your money out at the clubs every night and that you think she's probably sleeping with your friends anyway. Tell her you're going to stop buying her shit too. And that you were totally unaware of her past and now you're afraid you're going to catch some funky disease. She wears too much make the beast with two backsing make up anyway.


sac


/ oh you said skunk
//nevermind

[c_rex]

my parents had this problem last year and when they called Animal Control they said "... we don't deal with those".   (this would be skunk-- not SKANK  )

Call you A.C. peeps and if that doesn't work, call around for a pest control company, and if that is too $$$ or you can't find someone ... well-
chamber a couple rounds.