How did you come up with your username?

[DucatiBastard]

Since my last name is Baxter, i have been called Bastard since the 2nd grade and stopped getting pissed off in 3rd grade, now its my other name and reflects whatever board i'm on:  DucatiBastard ('06 S2R 800),  SRTBastard ('04 SRT-4, on srtforums.com)  BuellBastard when i was thinking of getting a buell, etc.etc.etc...side note i only wore the 'hawk in my sig for about a week last halloween, went as Travis from Taxi Driver ("you talkin' to me?"),  i had the whole get-up, overcoat, campaign buttons, dark glasses, and STILL only won second place in the costume contest!!! not that i'm bitter or anything...

[eltristo]

IZ..short for Izaac my old Pug.  My lil' man.    

His name lives on everytime I sign in and see it posted up. 

hanging head in shame

[Buckethead]

Since my last name is Baxter, i have been called Bastard since the 2nd grade and stopped getting pissed off in 3rd grade, now its my other name and reflects whatever board i'm on:  DucatiBastard ('06 S2R 800),  SRTBastard ('04 SRT-4, on srtforums.com)  BuellBastard when i was thinking of getting a buell, etc.etc.etc...side note i only wore the 'hawk in my sig for about a week last halloween, went as Travis from Taxi Driver ("you talkin' to me?"),  i had the whole get-up, overcoat, campaign buttons, dark glasses, and STILL only won second place in the costume contest!!! not that i'm bitter or anything...

Lemme guess, first prize went to the chick who made the most convincing Little Red Riding Ho.

[DucatiBastard]

Close, slutty vampire.  The year before i went as Pee-Wee herman, dead-frickin-on! full suit, bowtie, and lost to a gladiator, i'm thinkin its rigged...

[NAKID]

Since my last name is Baxter, i have been called Bastard since the 2nd grade and stopped getting pissed off in 3rd grade, now its my other name and reflects whatever board i'm on:  DucatiBastard ('06 S2R 800),  SRTBastard ('04 SRT-4, on srtforums.com)  BuellBastard when i was thinking of getting a buell, etc.etc.etc...side note i only wore the 'hawk in my sig for about a week last halloween, went as Travis from Taxi Driver ("you talkin' to me?"),  i had the whole get-up, overcoat, campaign buttons, dark glasses, and STILL only won second place in the costume contest!!! not that i'm bitter or anything...

You look like Travis in that picture, unfortunately it's Travis Barker...

[DucatiBastard]

damn,  the blink-182 dude?   i've only got 1 tat!  wait, do i get a porn star wife?

[NAKID]

Yup, that guy, and no. She wasn't a "porn star", just a playmate

[DucatiBastard]

ok, i'll "settle" for a playmate   

[IZ]

hanging head in shame

No worries.  Everyone thinks it's pronounced "is" or "I-Z".   

[herm]

so, eyes-Z,

how do you want to explain the muffler pic to those who are not familiar with it?

[NAKID]

He was horny and Amy was out of town...

[IZ]

so, eyes-Z,

how do you want to explain the muffler pic to those who are not familiar with it?

you were there. you don't remember it was in retaliation to herb's clutch cover pic?

[herm]

you were there. you don't remember it was in retaliation to herb's clutch cover pic?

oh,
thats right

[teddy037.2]

"eyes" on the pipemod 

AZ_istehhoorforatenshunz

[the_Journeyman]

my mom is irish, my dad is german.  they had sex.

I thought he pre-fix 'Mac' tended to be Scottish, while the prefix "O' tended to be Irish...

JM