Beards...& other facial growth.

[Randimus Maximus]

chester molester is in the house 

do you drive an abduction van as well?

[Rameses]

chester molester is in the house 

do you drive an abduction van as well?

No, but I felt a compelling urge to buy one while I had the 'stache.

And I also felt like I could get away with making comments to females that I would normally deem inappropriate.

[duc_fan]

I've been wearing a "Circle Beard" (a proper Van Dyke does not connect the moustache to the goatee... the circle beard does) for around 4 years now.  I keep it trimmed to a pretty short hair length.  My female friends who normally don't like facial hair have told me mine looks good, and they still hang out with me, so it can't be that bad. 

[Gator]

Stop being a girl about it, the itch is all part of the fun.

And you are joining the ranks of the elite.







And don't listen to jbubble not giving in to peer pressure is lame. 

[zarn02]

last summer i grew a giant john brown beard.


after that i had a mustache for about five minutes. made me look like i needed a cowboy hat to go with it.


now i'm just working on a pretty standard beard.

[Howie]

I've been sporting a full beard for about 40 years, can't imagine not having one.

[Grampa]

Luca, is Derbys beard









I can only do the goat..... not enough coverage for a full beards.

I'd make a shitty Muslim

[toaster]

i feel sorry for you guys and all that facial hair.  i shave about every 2-3 weeks and its never bad.  i dont really get it on the sides of my face, just my upper lip and under my chin.  i can do sideburns, but not a beard.

[optiato]

I've sported a van dyke for 3 years now and it's not going anywhere.  But I never had a problem with itchiness or anything getting stuck in it.

[El Matador]

i feel sorry for you guys and all that facial hair.  i shave about every 2-3 weeks and its never bad.  i dont really get it on the sides of my face, just my upper lip and under my chin.  i can do sideburns, but not a beard.

Same here. I can go almost 2 months without shaving until it starts to look like I'm a mexican teenager...

[KnightofNi]

i don't know what to call mine, but i've been growing it for about 3 years. i trim doen the sides and shave the neck but let the goatee area grow. i've had to trim it a few times because it got too long, and because of fire. the itching goes away after a while and when it gets longer(maybe 1/2") it is softer. as others have said use conditioner and it's better. i have actually started using my g/f's leave in conditioner and it's a lot more manageable when when i don't.

[derby]

i don't know what to call mine

that's called a "french fork." 

[Rameses]

i've had to trim it a few times because it got too long, and because of fire.

That really made me laugh.   

I hope it was nothing too bad though.

[lethe]

that's called a "french fork." 

I think that this is the look he's going for. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deinotherium
Hoe Tusker

[Grampa]