Beards...& other facial growth.

[lethe]

Where's the neckbeard?

[Grampa]

or the C Everett Koop chin slinky

[zarn02]

another fun beard site: the quest for every beard type!

[SacDuc]

Put me in the column that hates growing the facial hair. But I do have some facial hair advice. If you are in the only bar in a small town in the middle of nowhere and a local asks you to smell his beard: DO NOT SMELL HIS BEARD!

sac




/also do not proceed to to get drunk and race through the back roads in pick up trucks playing bottle rocket tag
/just don't

[Grampa]

what if the drinks are free?

[SacDuc]

what if the drinks are free?

Real world senario: What if the drinks are free but the drinks being served are shots of Jim Beam Rye? You know what happens when you drink that shit? You end up taking a whiff of a another man's beard, that's what!

sac



/the more you know

[lethe]

Real world senario: What if the drinks are free but the drinks being served are shots of Jim Beam Rye? You know what happens when you drink that shit? You end up taking a whiff of a another man's beard, that's what!

sac



/the more you know

No amount of drinks in the world would make me willingly smell a man's beard. 

[duc_fan]

Oh jeebus, all you guys who can't grow facial hair...

I shave every morning (around 7).  My hair color is on the dark side, so even after I shave you can see where the beard grows.  Then if I'm going to a nice event in the evening I really have to shave again, because by 5 or 6pm my face feels like 180-220 grit sandpaper.

I could shave off my circle beard/goatee/van dyck at the beginning of a 4 day holiday weekend, and have grown it back enough before the next workday that nobody would know the difference.  That's actually how I got it in the first place... went camping, neglected to shave for 4 or 5 days, then the next time I shaved I just left the circle beard.   That was about 5 years ago, had it ever since.  I have to trim it for length weekly, because it gets kinda scruffy lookin' otherwise.

[toaster]

Where's the neckbeard?

i guess neckbeard is my term for it.  on that pic its called a "chin curtain."  i wish i could grow a full thick beard sometimes, but it just doesnt grow in right.  the wife said i can have it if it grows in full instead of patchy.  she also told me that if i used a "real" razor it will grow faster, but with my luck im just gonna stay with the electric.

if this thread is still around in a couple weeks ill take a pic to show what  a "neck beard" looks like.  its been about one week since i last shaved and its showing, but ill let it get nice and... whatever the hell it gets,  and take the pic then.

[Grampa]

Real world senario: What if the drinks are free but the drinks being served are shots of Jim Beam Rye? You know what happens when you drink that shit? You end up taking a whiff of a another man's beard, that's what!

sac



/the more you know

HA HA.... All I had to do was hold the door open for the guy   

[mitt]

The world beard site is great.

The pride of Olympia, Washington, the Great Burke Kenny (also known as Burke Kenny the Great) took top honors in the full beard, styled moustache category at the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Brighton, England, on September 1, 2007. This was Burke's second WBMC. At the 2005 worlds in Berlin, Burke finished fifth in the same category.
A former pizza delivery professional, Burke is pursuing his studies at Evergreen College.
He is a regular at the High Sierra and Joyce Daze beard contests.

[Vindingo]

I think I would freak out if that dude delivered a pizza to my door!

As for facial hair, I have had some form of it for 7 years (I shaved it 1 time in college, and I hated it).  I think I have decided that I am a beard person and I dont think I ever plan to get rid of it. 

[Rameses]

At least he wasn't a pizza delivery amateur.   

[Super T.I.B]

What do you need to do to be a pizza boy pro? 4 years at Uni?

Anyway Derby, I do have the goatee, according to the chart. 

And after putting some conditioner in it, it was a bit softer but I still look 20 years older with the beard.

And it still spikes my lip, which makes me want to kick a brick wall in. 

Now I think I'm coming down with a cold, moustaches and boogers don't mix.

I did try and grow a full beard once and it made me look like the love child of Osama. It was all over the place, I can say I will never grow a full beard.

Some of the beards on here are shockers!  Zarn, good to see you got rid of that neck nest. Reminded me of Peter Griffins' beard with the bird nesting in it. 

Peer group pressure? Nah, just boys being boys. <idiots> 

[FatguyRacer]

Plus it"s a great flavor saver. 

I can always tell when i've had a dish with too much garlic!