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Pakhan
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Your not smart enough......
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May 08, 2008, 07:51:49 AM »
to date these men or women. A dating site that
requires
an IQ test. I tried twice and failed, I know others that have tried too.
think you can pass? Post up if you can.
http://www.intelligentpeople.com/us/?
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Re: Your not smart enough......
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May 08, 2008, 08:03:23 AM »
I started this test with visions of passing and then calling out the difference between
you're
and
your
. I failed my first and only attempt and will shut up now :bang
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James.M
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May 08, 2008, 08:16:35 AM »
ugh, browser crashed on question 12... gotta retake it... my eyes hurt tho...
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Buckethead
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Re: Your not smart enough......
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Umm.... You might want to figure out the difference between "your" and "you're" before trying again.
Just saying.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
James.M
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Quote from: Obsessed? on May 08, 2008, 08:20:14 AM
Umm.... You might want to figure out the difference between "your" and "you're" before trying again.
Just saying.
he did already ADMIT to failing the IQ test... leave him alone...
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vonkeswick
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May 08, 2008, 08:29:35 AM »
easy peasy wt:
does that mean i can date smart chicks?
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If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!
God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...
Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
Buckethead
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Re: Your not smart enough......
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Oh, and umm....
Yeah. I passed.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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Quote from: Obsessed? on May 08, 2008, 08:20:14 AM
Umm.... You might want to figure out the difference between "your" and "you're" before trying again.
Just saying.
It was an intentional title
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James.M
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Quote from: Pakhan on May 08, 2008, 08:58:58 AM
It was an intentional title
good save. wt:
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Pakhan
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Quote from: JamesMcCain on May 08, 2008, 09:42:15 AM
good save. wt:
smart enough to attempt the save, not smart enough to date those women
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ducducgooseme
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Same ole DesmoDevil, in a more gentle package
Re: Your not smart enough......
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May 08, 2008, 10:06:10 AM »
can only imagine how arrogant the people are on the site anyways... what is next, a dating site based on how hot you look? you gotta get voted in by at least 10 members?
hey wait...I'm onto something here. Gonna be a gazzilionaire wtih this idea.
www.dumbbuthot.com
has a good ring to it
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Quote from: ducducgooseme on May 08, 2008, 10:06:10 AM
can only imagine how arrogant the people are on the site anyways... what is next, a dating site based on how hot you look? you gotta get voted in by at least 10 members?
hey wait...I'm onto something here. Gonna be a gazzilionaire wtih this idea.
www.dumbbuthot.com
has a good ring to it
hate to break it to ya champ, but those same people think the same thing about us riders sometimes...
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Re: Your not smart enough......
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I have an officially measured IQ of 169 points.
I couldn't pass that because I have no concept of math or geometry and I have difficulty with patterns.
That isn't a true IQ test, it's simply one section of a complete IQ test that is geared towards mathematical / visual problem solving.
Do you really want to date a math geek? Particularly an arrogant one who thinks he/she is better than the common proletariat who can't complete their flawed testing program?
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Re: Your not smart enough......
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Quote from: NeufUnSix on May 08, 2008, 10:34:07 AM
...
Do you really want to date a math geek? Particularly an arrogant one who thinks he/she is better than the common proletariat who can't complete their flawed testing program?
That all depends on if she is bankin
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vonkeswick
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Re: Your not smart enough......
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Quote from: NeufUnSix on May 08, 2008, 10:34:07 AM
I have an officially measured IQ of 169 points.
174 playa
the drink tends to supress some of it though
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If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!
God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...
Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
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