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Okay so ive been growing my hair out for the past year. It was getting pretty long so i decided to go get it cut just a little bit get the dead ends off so it could continue to grow figured what the hell i got good hair mine as well grow it long while i can.

So i go down to this place (never go there, Beauty First in Beaverton) and ask for a hair cut asked them to cut just the ends off and kinda shape it up. I wound up looking i swear to god like Austin Powers in the end. I have no idea what the hell she did she gave me either a Shag or one of those MOD cuts the kids have where you look like MRS BRADY from the 70's.  I promptly went home and shaved my head with my buzz cutter. Now my hair is 1/2" all over. Sigh.....anyone else out there ever get a really really bad haircut? My wife and kid were on the floor rolling with laughter when i got home, i wish i had taken a picture of it......insane.

Sorry about your bad hair day, Dave.  That's unfortunate, but funny, too.  ;D.  You'll get no sympathy from us old balding guys  [cheeky].

Once upon a time I had a fair amount of hair believe it or not.

Back in college, I'm getting a hair cut one day buy some gal in the corner shop.  1/2-way through she gets a phone call that her Grandma just died.  Of course, she falls to pieces in tears, all her buddy co-workers are in sympathetic tears, and I'm sitting there in the chair like a doofus with 1/2 a hair cut.

She leaves and goes home and her colleague volunteers to finish my cut.  Her hands are shaking.  I just tell her to buzz me.

Yeah... well I am still recovering from my high and tight hair cut that Mr Marine Barber gave me.   [thumbsup]

<shudders>

no shit

they took 3 marines and drug me into the hallway between the marine and navy recruiter stations

held me down and shaved my head and goatee

I still can't have hair longer than a 1/4 inch behind my ears or it begins to drive me insane...

do i need to find three marines to fix your current hair?  ;D

it's gone

my stubborness lasted about an hour after I got home

Next time I should just follow through with my threats and shave it while you sleep.  [evil]

One time I was trimming my sideburns and then there was car accident outside in front of my house.  The sounds of the crash startled me and I jerked my head to the right.  Causing me to chop off my sideburn about an inch above the ear.

Fixed it for you.

that....would be awesome.

you will wake up the following morning with the same haircut

just so you are aware...

you're no fun

ok,...........trying to avoid posting something inappropriate here.....

whats wrong with a number 2 anyway?