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SaltLick
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Bad Haircut!!
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December 02, 2008, 08:52:15 PM »
Okay so ive been growing my hair out for the past year. It was getting pretty long so i decided to go get it cut just a little bit get the dead ends off so it could continue to grow figured what the hell i got good hair mine as well grow it long while i can.
So i go down to this place (never go there, Beauty First in Beaverton) and ask for a hair cut asked them to cut just the ends off and kinda shape it up. I wound up looking i swear to god like Austin Powers in the end. I have no idea what the hell she did she gave me either a Shag or one of those MOD cuts the kids have where you look like MRS BRADY from the 70's. I promptly went home and shaved my head with my buzz cutter. Now my hair is 1/2" all over. Sigh.....anyone else out there ever get a really really bad haircut? My wife and kid were on the floor rolling with laughter when i got home, i wish i had taken a picture of it......insane.
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JohnnyDucati
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December 02, 2008, 10:35:00 PM »
Sorry about your bad hair day, Dave. That's unfortunate, but funny, too.
. You'll get no sympathy from us old balding guys
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Once upon a time I had a fair amount of hair believe it or not.
Back in college, I'm getting a hair cut one day buy some gal in the corner shop. 1/2-way through she gets a phone call that her Grandma just died. Of course, she falls to pieces in tears, all her buddy co-workers are in sympathetic tears, and I'm sitting there in the chair like a doofus with 1/2 a hair cut.
She leaves and goes home and her colleague volunteers to finish my cut. Her hands are shaking. I just tell her to buzz me.
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December 03, 2008, 07:50:10 AM »
Yeah... well I am still recovering from my high and tight hair cut that Mr Marine Barber gave me.
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Mother
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Re: Bad Haircut!!
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December 03, 2008, 11:25:14 AM »
Quote from: ryandalling on December 03, 2008, 07:50:10 AM
Yeah... well I am still recovering from my high and tight hair cut that Mr Marine Barber gave me.
<shudders>
no shit
they took 3 marines and drug me into the hallway between the marine and navy recruiter stations
held me down and shaved my head and goatee
I still can't have hair longer than a 1/4 inch behind my ears or it begins to drive me insane...
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jdubbs32584
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December 03, 2008, 11:28:39 AM »
Quote from: Mother on December 03, 2008, 11:25:14 AM
<shudders>
no shit
they took 3 marines and drug me into the hallway between the marine and navy recruiter stations
held me down and shaved my head and goatee
I still can't have hair longer than a 1/4 inch behind my ears or it begins to drive me insane...
do i need to find three marines to fix your current hair?
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Mother
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December 03, 2008, 11:38:49 AM »
Quote from: JBubble on December 03, 2008, 11:28:39 AM
do i need to find three marines to fix your current hair?
it's gone
my stubborness lasted about an hour after I got home
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jdubbs32584
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December 03, 2008, 11:44:19 AM »
Quote from: Mother on December 03, 2008, 11:38:49 AM
it's gone
my stubborness lasted about an hour after I got home
Next time I should just follow through with my threats and shave it while you sleep.
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driza
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Re: Bad Haircut!!
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December 03, 2008, 04:02:46 PM »
One time I was trimming my sideburns and then there was car accident outside in front of my house. The sounds of the crash startled me and I jerked my head to the right. Causing me to chop off my sideburn about an inch above the ear.
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December 03, 2008, 07:28:47 PM »
Quote from: JBubble on December 03, 2008, 11:44:19 AM
Next time I should just follow through with my threats and shave
half of
it while you sleep.
Fixed it for you.
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jdubbs32584
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December 03, 2008, 08:10:20 PM »
Quote from: krolik on December 03, 2008, 07:28:47 PM
Fixed it for you.
that....would be awesome.
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Mother
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December 03, 2008, 10:55:56 PM »
Quote from: JBubble on December 03, 2008, 08:10:20 PM
that....would be awesome.
you will wake up the following morning with the same haircut
just so you are aware...
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jdubbs32584
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December 04, 2008, 05:41:24 AM »
Quote from: Mother on December 03, 2008, 10:55:56 PM
you will wake up the following morning with the same haircut
just so you are aware...
you're no fun
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December 05, 2008, 08:31:22 PM »
ok,...........trying to avoid posting something inappropriate here.....
whats wrong with a number 2 anyway?
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