Bad Haircut!!

[SaltLick]

Okay so ive been growing my hair out for the past year. It was getting pretty long so i decided to go get it cut just a little bit get the dead ends off so it could continue to grow figured what the hell i got good hair mine as well grow it long while i can.

So i go down to this place (never go there, Beauty First in Beaverton) and ask for a hair cut asked them to cut just the ends off and kinda shape it up. I wound up looking i swear to god like Austin Powers in the end. I have no idea what the hell she did she gave me either a Shag or one of those MOD cuts the kids have where you look like MRS BRADY from the 70's.  I promptly went home and shaved my head with my buzz cutter. Now my hair is 1/2" all over. Sigh.....anyone else out there ever get a really really bad haircut? My wife and kid were on the floor rolling with laughter when i got home, i wish i had taken a picture of it......insane.

[JohnnyDucati]

Sorry about your bad hair day, Dave.  That's unfortunate, but funny, too.  .  You'll get no sympathy from us old balding guys  .

Once upon a time I had a fair amount of hair believe it or not.

Back in college, I'm getting a hair cut one day buy some gal in the corner shop.  1/2-way through she gets a phone call that her Grandma just died.  Of course, she falls to pieces in tears, all her buddy co-workers are in sympathetic tears, and I'm sitting there in the chair like a doofus with 1/2 a hair cut.

She leaves and goes home and her colleague volunteers to finish my cut.  Her hands are shaking.  I just tell her to buzz me.

[ryandalling]

Yeah... well I am still recovering from my high and tight hair cut that Mr Marine Barber gave me.   

[Mother]

Yeah... well I am still recovering from my high and tight hair cut that Mr Marine Barber gave me.   

<shudders>

no shit

they took 3 marines and drug me into the hallway between the marine and navy recruiter stations

held me down and shaved my head and goatee

I still can't have hair longer than a 1/4 inch behind my ears or it begins to drive me insane...

[jdubbs32584]

<shudders>

no shit

they took 3 marines and drug me into the hallway between the marine and navy recruiter stations

held me down and shaved my head and goatee

I still can't have hair longer than a 1/4 inch behind my ears or it begins to drive me insane...

do i need to find three marines to fix your current hair? 

[Mother]

do i need to find three marines to fix your current hair? 

it's gone

my stubborness lasted about an hour after I got home

[jdubbs32584]

it's gone

my stubborness lasted about an hour after I got home

Next time I should just follow through with my threats and shave it while you sleep. 

[driza]

One time I was trimming my sideburns and then there was car accident outside in front of my house.  The sounds of the crash startled me and I jerked my head to the right.  Causing me to chop off my sideburn about an inch above the ear.

[krolik]

Next time I should just follow through with my threats and shave half of it while you sleep. 

Fixed it for you.

[jdubbs32584]

Fixed it for you.

that....would be awesome.

[Mother]

that....would be awesome.

you will wake up the following morning with the same haircut

just so you are aware...

[jdubbs32584]

you will wake up the following morning with the same haircut

just so you are aware...

you're no fun

[herm]

ok,...........trying to avoid posting something inappropriate here.....

whats wrong with a number 2 anyway?