Big sunglasses
violence against snowboarders
sheep jokes
UAW
popped collars.
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s163/carbonrrpilot/FunnyStoppie1.jpg)
stoppies while wearing big sunglasses
get it
stop
sunglasses
frontEND
My hangover!
whiny kids that think they own this place (RL, not DMF)
parents that would rather be best friends with their kids than actual parents
Quote from: JBubble on January 01, 2009, 10:59:06 AM
parents that would rather be best friends with their kids than actual parents
+1000!
Quote from: JBubble on January 01, 2009, 10:59:06 AM
parents that would rather be best friends with their kids than actual parents
yeah, too true
Quote from: JBubble on January 01, 2009, 10:59:06 AM
parents that would rather be best friends with their kids than actual parents
parents that end every sentence with "ok?"
grillz ;D
The recession
Bailouts
+MFing 1
Over the top Hollywood re-makes of childhood classics (thank god they haven't 'pimped out' Charlie Brown yet....)
Quote from: Duck-Stew on January 01, 2009, 12:00:56 PM
Over the top Hollywood re-makes of childhood classics (thank god they haven't 'pimped out' Charlie Brown yet....)
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHFOSHIZZLE
Quote from: Duck-Stew on January 01, 2009, 12:00:56 PM
Over the top Hollywood re-makes of childhood classics (thank god they haven't 'pimped out' Charlie Brown yet....)
I did run across some way NWS racist Charlie Brown stuff on YouTube the other day.
Big Government.
DMF politics section.
Quote from: Statler on January 01, 2009, 12:29:21 PM
DMF politics section.
that already ended ya silly goose
Quote from: Statler on January 01, 2009, 12:29:21 PM
DMF politics section.
Yeah, be careful even using that word.......DP'll Getcha!
Parents that count to three and the little shits keep on doin what they are doing....actually I hope that doesnt end, its entertaining as hell!
Pants with juicy written on the butt. Pants with anything written on the butt.
Women over 25 shopping in the Jr's section of the store.
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on January 01, 2009, 12:38:59 PM
Pants with juicy written on the butt.
So you're saying that I shouldn't get that for my wife's upcoming birthday?
celebrity worship
Quote from: lethe on January 01, 2009, 12:40:32 PM
So you're saying that I shouldn't get that for my wife's upcoming birthday?
Yes.
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on January 01, 2009, 12:38:59 PM
Pants with juicy written on the butt. Pants with anything written on the butt.
Women over 25 shopping in the Jr's section of the store.
Really? What are you going to say you were looking at when you get busted checking out her arse? "Sorry, was just reading your jeans" 8)
Thank GOD for women over 25 shopping in the Jrs section! Better there than the + sized collection!
[roll]
40% income tax
Quote from: trouble on January 01, 2009, 12:57:24 PM
40% income tax
come work for me.... I'll pay ya under the table
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 12:58:45 PM
come work for me.... I'll pay ya under the table
Then I would have to add my new job to this thread, reading:
living in Bakersfield. [cheeky]
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 12:56:39 PM
why do eyerollies need to end?
Yeah, thats exactly what I meant BP. Eye rolls need to end.
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 12:58:45 PM
come work for me.... I'll pay ya under the table
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Will you help me forge a paystub so I can get a loan?
Quote from: JBubble on January 01, 2009, 01:03:10 PM
Yeah, thats exactly what I meant BP. Eye rolls need to end.
Good they sound like they taste nasty. Egg rolls on the other hand....
Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 01:03:30 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Will you help me forge a paystub so I can get a loan?
yup.... my mom will cosign for it too
Quote from: JBubble on January 01, 2009, 01:03:10 PM
Yeah, thats exactly what I meant BP. Eye rolls need to end.
[roll]
[laugh]
Quote from: JBubble on January 01, 2009, 01:03:10 PM
Yeah, thats exactly what I meant BP. Eye rolls need to end.
[thumbsup]
[laugh]
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 01:05:37 PM
yup.... my mom will cosign for it too
I plan on defaulting on the loan, so I hope she doesn't mind that hit to her credit.
I will then also contact the IRS and accuse you of tax evasion.
Sound good?
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 01:07:09 PM
I plan on defaulting on the loan, so I hope she doesn't mind that hit to her credit.
I will then also contact the IRS and accuse you of tax evasion.
Sound good?
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
no worries.. my moms too big to fail
Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 01:08:01 PM
no worries.. my moms too big to fail
Your mommas so big.....
that she never ends?
Trying to lamely reign the topic back in.
A visual aid for BP's post about popped collars:
(http://hauteconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/popped-collar-52608-3.jpg)
Oh, and super huge purses
Quote from: JBubble on January 01, 2009, 01:18:09 PM
A visual aid for BP's post about popped collars:
(http://hauteconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/popped-collar-52608-3.jpg)
Oh, and super huge purses
he's wearing dark shades... I can't tell if his eyes are rolling.
I wonder if one of those layers is wool?
ok...back to things that need to end....
humor meant with hate versus humor meant with love.
people not being accountable for their own actions
stupid people having kids
boy bands
Taxes.. [evil]
derbys
People not paying taxes
Quote from: Statler on January 01, 2009, 01:41:12 PM
derbys
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17137.msg301862#msg301862 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17137.msg301862#msg301862)
Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 01:03:30 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Will you help me forge a paystub so I can get a loan?
Nice.. :)
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17090.105 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17090.105)
Pictures of naked guys on SVs... [puke]
statler, somebody has to stop statler before this thing spreads
Quote from: Mother on January 01, 2009, 02:58:41 PM
statler, somebody has to stop statler before this thing spreads
I've been waiting all day for someone to mention living on the mountain so I could say I was worried about dying in a lambslide...but so far no opportunities.
Animated Gifs.
Billy Mays
Uggs. (http://www.myfashionlife.com/uploads/2008/01/muks_final.jpg)
end of the year lists
Quote from: lethe on January 01, 2009, 01:10:02 PM
Your mommas so big.....
She has other, smaller fat women orbiting around her!
How about 'endless whining and complaining without even the slightest supporting documentation or proposed alternative' ?
Hating on labor unions.
hating on Harleys
They will take care of themselves, just a matter of time.
People who hate other people need to die.
No wait! (argh)
[roll]
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on January 01, 2009, 04:51:50 PM
People who hate other people need to die.
No wait! (argh)
[roll]
I Hate people like that!
Haters hating
winter..
DMF Member's not sticking other DMF Member's with bar bills, even though they are on an expense account
;D
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 06:51:13 PM
DMF Member's not sticking other DMF Member's with bar bills, even though they are on an expense account
;D
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
That's a requirement.
Kids... [roll]
You're just pissed you didn't think of it first. ;)
Quote from: ducpainter on January 01, 2009, 06:58:57 PM
You're just pissed you didn't think of it first. ;)
I've never called on you to do any work for me, so not sure how you could write our meeting off as a business expense!
Of course you could, but that isn't cool.
Then we'll take the other character there, with well, I felt sorry for the poor bastard.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I need to buy him some Sake
Quote from: ducpainter on January 01, 2009, 06:40:20 PM
not holding your breath are you? ;D
i only so that for tantrums [thumbsup]
People who talk on their cell phones while at the gym
Quote from: Statler on January 01, 2009, 04:36:13 PM
hating on Harleys
Yes!! Those arrogant pricks can't help what bike they ride. Don't hate the Harley, hate the a$$hole sitting on it!
Well... look at that! I'm now "officially" a junior member! Hooray!
Quote from: red duke on January 01, 2009, 04:01:08 PM
Billy Mays
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
but he's so.... energetic!
K-pop. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-pop)
:P
People thinking a Mustang with performance (the kind meant for warm, dry pavement) tires can climb a snow/ice covered slope it they just stomp the gas pedal.
JM
Crocks, but mainly guys wearing them.
Always looking to blame someone
i.e.
http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?articleId=66f20eb0-511b-48dc-b0eb-d86bf55583cd&headline=Sara+Tuthill%3a+Fining+utilities+would+disrespect+hard-working+line+crews (http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?articleId=66f20eb0-511b-48dc-b0eb-d86bf55583cd&headline=Sara+Tuthill%3a+Fining+utilities+would+disrespect+hard-working+line+crews)
Player Haters.
http://www.tv.com/video/164/the-player-haters-ball-episode-clip?o=tv (http://www.tv.com/video/164/the-player-haters-ball-episode-clip?o=tv)
and players too...
NSFW
RAP Dolph
people that claim they don;t want big government but at the first sign of distress are the first ones on line asking for welfare, ie "tax breaks" for businesses.
Quote from: red duke on January 02, 2009, 12:47:55 PM
Always looking to blame someone
i.e.
http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?articleId=66f20eb0-511b-48dc-b0eb-d86bf55583cd&headline=Sara+Tuthill%3a+Fining+utilities+would+disrespect+hard-working+line+crews (http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?articleId=66f20eb0-511b-48dc-b0eb-d86bf55583cd&headline=Sara+Tuthill%3a+Fining+utilities+would+disrespect+hard-working+line+crews)
thats bullshit.
typical political maneuvering to pander to constituants.
however, i dont think it disrespects the guys working hard out on the ground. i see it as a slap on the PP to the ceo's for not giving more consideration to "potential" emergencies.
of course, being prepared for potential disasters costs money............so who want their rates to go up "in case?"
Quote from: sbrguy on January 03, 2009, 09:55:58 PM
people that claim they don;t want big government but at the first sign of distress are the first ones on line asking for welfare, ie "tax breaks" for businesses.
Democrats?
did any one mention those stupid coffee can mufflers?
Quote from: Stu Pedasso on January 05, 2009, 09:40:18 AM
did any one mention those stupid coffee can mufflers?
I agree. Fart cans need to go, they're loud, but that's not nearly the problem it's the lack of any pleasing tone emitting from them ~
JM
696's
Quote from: Court-Jester on January 05, 2009, 09:58:32 AM
696's
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/Laughing_RoflSmileyLJ.gif)
Quote from: sbrguy on January 03, 2009, 09:55:58 PM
people that claim they don;t want big government but at the first sign of distress are the first ones on line asking for welfare, ie "tax breaks" for businesses.
People who bring political discussions into an innocuous non-political forum.
;)
Douchebaggery...
Quote from: Blackout on January 05, 2009, 12:09:45 PM
Douchebaggery...
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17156.30 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17156.30)
... my unemployment.
The long wait from February through September for Football Season to start again.
All this snow. It's making it too hard to get into work (over a foot of Utah powder in the last 24 hours). The snow is great for riding the quad in, sledding, and skiing, but for some reason the cities aren't plowing the streets, so driving was rough this morning.
I'll quit grumbling about trading the GF cars (I took her G35 and gave her my maxima). G35's suck in the snow.
The institution of marriage. Should be a 4 year term, max. :)
Regurgitation of movie themes and politicians...