Adriana Lima, probably one of the most beatiful women in the world, got hitched. It is a sad day. My goals of becoming an international playboy and marrying her are now smashed. this is also one more reason for me to hate basketball.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Marko-Jaric-marries-Victoria-s-Secret-beauty-Adr?urn=nba,143671 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Marko-Jaric-marries-Victoria-s-Secret-beauty-Adr?urn=nba,143671)
My GOD, she married that crosseyed mf'er? LUCKY!
Quote from: NAKID on February 24, 2009, 02:33:20 PM
My GOD, she married that crosseyed mf'er? WEALTHY!
Fixed it for ya.
I love one of the quotes from that page: "Really??????? He must have a Chocolate pen!s that ejaculates cash!"
Quote from: ducducgooseme on February 24, 2009, 02:38:57 PM
Fixed it for ya.
I love one of the quotes from that page: "Really??????? He must have a Chocolate pen!s that ejaculates cash!"
BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Man, how pissed will their kid be if he/she looks like dad instead of mom?
Only a matter of time till he's sick of her shit
Quote from: Colonel Angus on February 24, 2009, 04:48:58 PM
Only a matter of time till he's sick of her shit
I give it less than 1 year.
meh.
I bet she gives great headache.
Quote from: DCXCV on February 24, 2009, 03:45:47 PM
Man, how pissed will their kid be if he/she looks like dad instead of mom?
it'd be worse if the daughter looked like the dad.
Ugly men can get women. case in point.
Quote from: lauramonster on February 24, 2009, 06:30:28 PM
it'd be worse if the daughter looked like the dad.
Ugly men can get women. case in point.
Ugly men Money can get women too.
Quote from: ducducgooseme on February 24, 2009, 02:38:57 PM
"Really??????? He must have a Chocolate pen!s that ejaculates cash!"
Now that's comedy! [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: lauramonster on February 24, 2009, 06:30:28 PM
it'd be worse if the daughter looked like the dad.
Ugly men can get women. case in point.
bp...scored one [thumbsup]
I hope they divorce before kids or it will be the biggest waste of fine genes since Antonio Banderas ended up with Melanie Griffith. I thought supermodels could only marry ugly if they are rockstars?
It`s a sad day ;D
Thanks for getting Jimmy Soul's "If You Wanna Be Happy" stuck in my head. :P
oh brother... that guy can't even smile [roll]
[laugh] I love how the comments posted below the article veer into a debate about how his eyes are too close together and too small for his head. [laugh] [laugh]
Though, to achieve balance, Meghan Fox is now single.
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 25, 2009, 04:35:37 AM
oh brother... that guy can't even smile [roll]
What a jerk. I'd have the biggest shit eating grin on my face for the next ten years. Until, of coarse, I shit can her for someone younger, more beautiful, and speaks even less English.
Actually I would not only have a smile that hurt my face, I would wear a tshirt every day that said simply "neener neener, she's with me"
Quote from: Sinister on February 25, 2009, 12:18:56 PM
Though, to achieve balance, Meghan Fox is now single.
I can now finally get around to dating Meghan Fox. I have been putting that off for way too long.
imagine if their only form of communication is english
their communication is non-verbal. He looks at her boobs, and she likes the size of his...... wallet!! [laugh]
but she is a high priced model...so it cant be money. maybe he gets it on like donkey kong? or reminds her of her father?