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Title: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 19, 2009, 10:13:42 AM
When people come over to my house (non bike people mostly) they are amazed that I have two bikes in my living room. They say things like..."You can't fit those in your garage?" or "Are those real motorcycles?"
When my mother comes over it's the worst... I'm 42 years old and married... I haven't lived in her house since I was 19 years old and she still huffs and puffs disapprovingly when she sees the two beautiful Monsters parked on either side of the room.
Anyone have a cool pic of their bike in the house and a stupid remark someone has made about it?                                                                                                                    (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2473/3641830018_dfdf8e894b.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2427/3641829384_db32deb4f2.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: NAKID on June 19, 2009, 10:15:46 AM
I don't think there is anything wrong with it per se, but why do you keep them in the house?
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: psycledelic on June 19, 2009, 10:20:12 AM
Hey, if I could ride up the stairs, I would sleep with mine. 

How do you get them in and out?  I assume some type of ramping system. 
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: ArcDeDucati on June 19, 2009, 10:22:10 AM
Normally people do this when they don't have a garage.  It's not uncommon here in ny. 
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 19, 2009, 10:23:00 AM
Quote from: NAKID on June 19, 2009, 10:15:46 AM
I don't think there is anything wrong with it per se, but why do you keep them in the house?
Because I think they're beautiful Italian art and I love to sit and gaze adoringly at them. I can't see them when they're in the garage, plus the garage is cold out there. Garages are made for cars, lawn mowers, bicycles, and dirt bikes. Tools and weedeaters go out there. The Ducs stay warm and cozy in the house.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 19, 2009, 10:26:05 AM
Quote from: psycledelic on June 19, 2009, 10:20:12 AM
Hey, if I could ride up the stairs, I would sleep with mine. 

How do you get them in and out?  I assume some type of ramping system. 

I do have a ramp to come up three stairs onto my front porch, then I slide the rear tire a little sideways and roll them backwards through the front door. Piece of cake.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: AfroStar on June 19, 2009, 10:43:29 AM
+1 If I could have my bike in the living room, i would in a heartbeat!  right now she's covered in the rain. :'(
and even if I had a garage, I'll take her into the family room because she is family...she will have her very own corner. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Triple J on June 19, 2009, 10:44:44 AM
I'd do it if I didn't have a garage, but...
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: JBubble on June 19, 2009, 10:45:58 AM
We occasionally keep one or both of our bikes in the kitchen since we have no garage:

(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs087.snc1/4909_550281599173_7202497_32825992_1256367_n.jpg)

(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs005.snc1/2817_547061946383_7202497_32718592_3533793_n.jpg)

Personally, I like having the bikes in the house.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: somegirl on June 19, 2009, 10:47:13 AM
I just ride the unicycle in the house. ;D
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 19, 2009, 11:04:40 AM
Quote from: somegirl on June 19, 2009, 10:47:13 AM
I just ride the unicycle in the house. ;D

[thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [moto]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Autostrada Pilot on June 19, 2009, 11:37:58 AM
I'm not so sure that the wife would let me park a bike in house......but once I find a good deal on a bike and buy it, I'm sure going to try.


.....afterall, her road bicycle has been parked in the living room since we bought it (2 weeks).  We have a garage.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Klip on June 19, 2009, 12:29:32 PM
It's not practical in the house I live in now. Both the front and rear entrances are too tight and confined to manuever a motorcycle through.

But I certainly would if I could. In fact, when shopping for our next house, I will try to find one with a front and/or rear entrance that will make it easy to bring a motorcycle inside.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 19, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: Autostrada Pilot on June 19, 2009, 11:37:58 AM
I'm not so sure that the wife would let me park a bike in house......but once I find a good deal on a bike and buy it, I'm sure going to try.

One of the biggest arguments I ever had with my ex-wife was about bringing the bike in the house. She ab-slutty,,opps, I mean absolutely wouldn't have it. My NEW wife, on the other hand has no problem with it.  SCORE one 4 me!! ;D

Hey... now that I think about it... my ex wouldn't let my bike in the house but she let another guy in h... well for the sake of the kids I will leave the rest of that out but you can see the mentality I was forced to deal with. [bang]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Rufus120 on June 19, 2009, 01:38:21 PM
I tried to bring mine in the house for the winter, but she wouldn't fit through the door.  So I had to rent a storage unit instead.  I'd be pumped to keep her in the house.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 19, 2009, 01:57:33 PM
Quote from: Rufus120 on June 19, 2009, 01:38:21 PM
I tried to bring mine in the house for the winter, but she wouldn't fit through the door.  So I had to rent a storage unit instead.  I'd be pumped to keep her in the house.  [thumbsup]

She'll go through the door as long as you have a somewhat straight run (no tight corners) into your house. If you can get a damn sofa in there you can get your bike in. You just have to angle the bars a little as you go in, maybe hold in your clutch so it doesn't scrape the snot out of your door. If you have large bar end mirrors they need to come off too, but I have small CRG bar end mirrors and it comes right in no prob. I can even put it in my den which is through another door, down a hall, around a corner and through a smaller door. Where there's a duc there's a way.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Beyote on June 19, 2009, 02:13:29 PM
My baby:

Support your local household moral, park your bike inside and treat her right.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/3078547843_39ac78ddba_o.jpg (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/3078547843_39ac78ddba_o.jpg)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3200/3078547887_7acd205117_o.jpg (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3200/3078547887_7acd205117_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Rufus120 on June 19, 2009, 02:23:32 PM
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Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 19, 2009, 03:16:29 PM
Quote from: Beyote on June 19, 2009, 02:13:29 PM
My baby:

Support your local household moral, park your bike inside and treat her right.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/3078547843_39ac78ddba_o.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3200/3078547887_7acd205117_o.jpg)

I thought I might give you a hand posting those pics,,,she's worth it!!
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: silentbob on June 19, 2009, 05:30:17 PM
In the office:

(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc19/silentbob_pics/inside_office.jpg)

At home:

(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc19/silentbob_pics/P8168426.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Holden on June 19, 2009, 06:03:08 PM
Anyone have any permanent "museum pieces" in their homes?

I knew of a guy with a Lamborghini V-12 in his office, under a glass case. It had a dyno exhaust/intake setup so you could turn it on and rev it. 8)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: somegirl on June 19, 2009, 06:29:33 PM
Quote from: Holden on June 19, 2009, 06:03:08 PM
Anyone have any permanent "museum pieces" in their homes?

Depends on if a permanently unfinished project counts as a "museum piece". [cheeky]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: x136 on June 19, 2009, 07:18:02 PM
Quote from: Autostrada Pilot on June 19, 2009, 11:37:58 AM.....afterall, her road bicycle has been parked in the living room since we bought it (2 weeks).  We have a garage.

Bicycles belong in the house.

I'd never considered motorcycles in the house, but some of these pictures are warming me to the idea.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 19, 2009, 07:41:36 PM
I would never bring something so dirty inside.



Seriously-go ride the dang things. They'll be okay if they get cold-they're made of metal.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: babronc302 on June 19, 2009, 08:41:18 PM
So here's what I'm thinking. If we had the bike up on a lighted pedestal in the garage, a large window could be placed between the living room and the garage. This would allow us to see the bike from the inside whether it is dirty or not. Also, for those of you with significant others, a curtain could be hung so they wouldn't always "have" to look at it. BTW, my girlfriend already ok'ed  it for our place (but she works at the duc dealership).
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: mookieo2 on June 19, 2009, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: Holden on June 19, 2009, 06:03:08 PM
Anyone have any permanent "museum pieces" in their homes?

I knew of a guy with a Lamborghini V-12 in his office, under a glass case. It had a dyno exhaust/intake setup so you could turn it on and rev it. 8)

One of my customers has a brand new BMW K1200R on the third flr landing. It has never been started. It still has the plastic wrapper on the Remus carbon can. It also has a BMW GPS and is custom BMW black painted. I look at it in all its beauty and think what a shame that it sits there. I told him to get the Tesi 3D next because That is a piece of art.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Tigermeat on June 19, 2009, 09:56:08 PM
Quote from: Autostrada Pilot on June 19, 2009, 11:37:58 AM
I'm not so sure that the wife would let me park a bike in house...

I'm not sure why a woman would put herself in such a precarious position.  No good can come from making her husband choose between her & the duc... I mean it's a no brainer!
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Duc-Duc-goose on June 19, 2009, 09:58:31 PM
LOL at bikes inside! My wife would kill me, but if I were single, u bet! Although garage is better for working on them, hmm, definitely an art piece I'd say [clap]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: al@sktc on June 19, 2009, 09:59:06 PM
when i finish my bike, she will be in the house too!

my dad built his house with a garage door off the living room.................so he can keep an eye on his xke.

btw-my parents are divorced.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Airborne on June 19, 2009, 11:41:46 PM
One of mine in my old "office" at college.

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_jj3HiAAtMLU/Sjx_CifQ3BI/AAAAAAAAAXs/hgH4I8Da7_s/s640/1002081548a.jpg)


i gotta find the pic I have of it in the living room of my second floor apartment behind the lazy boy....
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Tigermeat on June 20, 2009, 12:19:47 AM
Quote from: Tigermeat on June 19, 2009, 09:56:08 PM
I'm not sure why a woman would put herself in such a precarious position.  No good can come from making her husband choose between her & the duc... I mean it's a no brainer!

I'm sorry that was totally uncalled for.  Sheesh no wonder I'm divorced! :-X

What I meant to say is it isn't fair to put her in a position where she has to choose between the man she loves and the monster he loves more.  So if ya want to bring the duc in without causing her to make a difficult choice JUST DO IT! [laugh]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: psycledelic on June 20, 2009, 05:05:06 AM
Quote from: x136 on June 19, 2009, 07:18:02 PM
Bicycles belong in the house.

I'd never considered motorcycles in the house, but some of these pictures are warming me to the idea.

Yup! My wife can't stand that my bicycles take up the dining room wall.  I dare not even ask about the Duc. 

Silent Bob, I love that black and white flooring in your place. 
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 21, 2009, 09:14:04 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 19, 2009, 07:41:36 PM
I would never bring something so dirty inside.



Seriously-go ride the dang things. They'll be okay if they get cold-they're made of metal.

Ok, really?? My Duc is a far from pretty 2002 S4 that has a ton of miles on her. I have ridden her everywhere and in all kinds of weather. I've done a bunch of mods to her but she has so far to go before they're even worth talking about. My point is that she is ridden,, hard,, and a lot.

As far as dirty goes,, my dog goes out and poops, sniffs poop, sniffs other dogs butts and is far dirtier that my bike and I let her in the house... My cat scratches in the cat box and I don't through her out. My kids walk around at school all day amongst billions of KID germs and I let them in. Are you kidding me?? My bike is one of the cleanest things I let in my house.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 21, 2009, 09:41:03 AM
Yer missing the inside joke, 'cause you is new.

My bike was probably the filthiest thing you've ever seen.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2214/2468922963_438a33ff4f.jpg?v=0)



But even if it was new and clean, I wouldn't consider it.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 22, 2009, 08:20:45 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 21, 2009, 09:41:03 AM
Yer missing the inside joke, 'cause you is new.

My bike was probably the filthiest thing you've ever seen.


Okay, you're right, I didn't get it.  :o All I can say is Dude!?  :o bring that poor thing over to my house and I'll clean her up,, feed her some nice warm 104 octane race fuel,, bring her in and let her rest her front tire on my dog,,( just kidding ), no, but really... Have you seen the product called the Magic Eraser by Mr. Clean? Pick up a few of those and it'll have that rear wheel and swing arm looking sweet in no time.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Celli on June 22, 2009, 08:56:48 AM
Quote from: Desmo_Profundis on June 22, 2009, 08:20:45 AM
Okay, you're right, I didn't get it.  :o All I can say is Dude!?  :o bring that poor thing over to my house and I'll clean her up,, feed her some nice warm 104 octane race fuel,, bring her in and let her rest her front tire on my dog,,( just kidding ), no, but really... Have you seen the product called the Magic Eraser by Mr. Clean? Pick up a few of those and it'll have that rear wheel and swing arm looking sweet in no time.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]  I love this!  [clap]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 22, 2009, 09:05:34 AM
Quote from: Desmo_Profundis on June 22, 2009, 08:20:45 AM
Okay, you're right, I didn't get it.  :o All I can say is Dude!?  :o bring that poor thing over to my house and I'll clean her up,, feed her some nice warm 104 octane race fuel,, bring her in and let her rest her front tire on my dog,,( just kidding ), no, but really... Have you seen the product called the Magic Eraser by Mr. Clean? Pick up a few of those and it'll have that rear wheel and swing arm looking sweet in no time.

Why clean her? And forget the 104 octane-I heard they run alright on a mixture of cheap vodka, kerosene, and water. I think I'll try that next.   :P


I'd rather just ride it  [moto]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Celli on June 22, 2009, 09:07:18 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 22, 2009, 09:05:34 AM
Why clean her? And forget the 104 octane-I heard they run alright on a mixture of cheap vodka, kerosene, and water. I think I'll try that next.   :P


I'd rather just ride it  [moto]

Stop!!!  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Jarvicious on June 22, 2009, 09:16:51 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 22, 2009, 09:05:34 AM
Why clean her? And forget the 104 octane-I heard they run alright on a mixture of cheap vodka, kerosene, and water. I think I'll try that next.   :P


I'd rather just ride it  [moto]

You have to make sure the water is distilled though, otherwise it really gums up your injectors.  Oh, and Congress V works the best.  You start putting that real Russian shit in there and the old girl just freaks out (ask me how I know)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: somegirl on June 22, 2009, 09:18:29 AM
Quote from: Desmo_Profundis on June 22, 2009, 08:20:45 AM
Okay, you're right, I didn't get it.  :o All I can say is Dude!?  :o bring that poor thing over to my house and I'll clean her up,, feed her some nice warm 104 octane race fuel,, bring her in and let her rest her front tire on my dog,,( just kidding ), no, but really... Have you seen the product called the Magic Eraser by Mr. Clean? Pick up a few of those and it'll have that rear wheel and swing arm looking sweet in no time.

Actually, he just asked his wife to clean her. [roll]

(http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/s4r15.JPG)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: LA on June 22, 2009, 10:01:03 AM
Nothing wrong with bringing the bike inside, but if you ride everyday it wouldn't work too well.

LA
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Embyr on June 22, 2009, 12:42:42 PM
If I didn't live in a carpeted studio...  :(
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: slyfox on June 22, 2009, 11:14:24 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 21, 2009, 09:41:03 AM
My bike was probably the filthiest thing you've ever seen.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2214/2468922963_438a33ff4f.jpg?v=0)
Nice bike MrIncredible ..... we are two of a kind 8) ........ One's suppose to enjoy their toys & not becoming its' slave ...

but then again, there are people who really enjoy cleaning their toys as well .... [coffee] ... the world is made of all sorts of wonderful people ....
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 23, 2009, 07:55:45 AM
I think that keeping something somewhat clean is part of taking care of something you enjoy to use. If you don't take care of your toys you won't be able to have fun with them when you want to. I think maybe I heard that from my dad at one point or another when I was a kid,,, or maybe about a million times!!  [roll]
Anywho, being military and having to keep my weapon spotless at all times is a drag for sure but my dad's lessons sure came in handy both times when I was deployed to Iraq. My weapon was clean and always ready to play with. The same could not be said for those guys who thought that if they just squirted some oil on the bolt they could neglect their equipment and it would work just as well.
Preventive Maintenance Checks and Services,, cleanliness,, brush your teeth, scrub behind your ears,,, yes, all a pain in the ass but all very necessary.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 23, 2009, 11:31:44 AM
Quote from: Desmo_Profundis on June 23, 2009, 07:55:45 AM
I think that keeping something somewhat clean is part of taking care of something you enjoy to use. If you don't take care of your toys you won't be able to have fun with them when you want to.


Oh of course. It's why I rode it in the rain every chance I got!
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Celli on June 23, 2009, 11:45:02 AM
 [popcorn]
Title: More Than Just Monsters....
Post by: Desmo Demon on June 23, 2009, 02:19:53 PM
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d32/Kramer_Krazy/bike_room_1a.jpg)

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d32/Kramer_Krazy/bike_room_1b.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: slyfox on June 23, 2009, 07:48:52 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 23, 2009, 11:31:44 AM

Oh of course. It's why I rode it in the rain every chance I got!
;D [laugh] ;D [laugh]
You should come to Malaysia .... we got a lot of rain ..... & your bike will be very clean indeed ;D
Title: Re: More Than Just Monsters....
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 24, 2009, 07:28:45 AM
Quote from: Desmo Demon on June 23, 2009, 02:19:53 PM
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d32/Kramer_Krazy/bike_room_1a.jpg)

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d32/Kramer_Krazy/bike_room_1b.jpg)

Holy Smokes!! That's what I'm talking about!! I love that old school GSX-R and the Paso 750s.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: A.duc.H.duc. on June 24, 2009, 12:42:51 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 19, 2009, 07:41:36 PM
I would never bring something so dirty inside.



Seriously-go ride the dang things. They'll be okay if they get cold-they're made of metal.

That's what I was thinking, all these indoor bikes look like "garage" queens, my bike is way too dirty to bring in the house.
Title: Re: More Than Just Monsters....
Post by: Monster Dave on June 24, 2009, 01:15:14 PM
Quote from: Desmo_Profundis on June 24, 2009, 07:28:45 AM
Holy Smokes!! That's what I'm talking about!! I love that old school GSX-R and the Paso 750s.

Got enough bikes??  [cheeky]
Title: Re: More Than Just Monsters....
Post by: gh0stie on June 24, 2009, 02:41:16 PM
all my  bicycles go inside the house, even when I had a garage......a motorcycle on the other hand...........I'm not sure I'd want something so dirty inside my home (keep in mind, I ride mountain bikes they get pretty dirty)

I will probably do it if I have to take a trip longer than a week or so since I wouldnt want to risk leaving it outside unattended for so long

Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo Demon on June 24, 2009, 02:59:04 PM
Quote from: A.duc.H.duc. on June 24, 2009, 12:42:51 PM
my bike is way too dirty to bring in the house.
You need to be like me, then.......tile the floor in one room and leave the worn out carpet in the other room. The carpet probably needed to be replaced when I moved in to the house back in '96, but then that is more money taken out of the bike-fund, right?

You'd actually hate to see how dirty my bikes get. I rarely, if ever clean them. I park my Harley in the house, every day, and this is what it looked like a while back....

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d32/Kramer_Krazy/dirty_HD.jpg)


I even do all the work to my bikes in the house (note the plastic and the metal tray)...

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d32/Kramer_Krazy/hd_clutch_sprockets.jpg)
This picture was after using two cans of brake cleaner to degrease the area I had to work on (BTW, the HD has 104,000 miles on it and the engine and tranny have never been rebuilt).

Quote from: Monster Dave on June 24, 2009, 01:15:14 PM
Got enough bikes??  [cheeky]
NEVER!.....I'm itching to buy at least one more. I've been eyeing some early 90's ZX-7 and GSX-750R bikes.....and Bimota DB2 and DB4 bikes, lately.....another '01 M900ie......a yellow 1098....

I just never have enough money.....or space. I told the wife I'm building a ramp and parking bikes in the kitchen. The linoleum flooring is oil resistant, right? ;)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: MotoCreations on June 24, 2009, 06:04:13 PM
I've seen a few of these -- Bugatti's in the house:

(http://img.prewarcar.com/prewar/cars/Bugatti_livingroom_501JB.jpg)

More Ducati's in the house:

(http://dpcars.aprsworld.com/900/d052.jpg)
(http://dpcars.aprsworld.com/ps/ps001.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: DesmoTull on June 25, 2009, 05:09:18 AM
Quote from: MotoCreations on June 24, 2009, 06:04:13 PM
(http://dpcars.aprsworld.com/900/d052.jpg)

Oh I don't need to see that.  I just sold my 1996 SP.   :-[

I wouldn't want to bring them into the house, but my ultimate plan is to thave the separate huge barn type garage with a wood stove, huge stereo, huge TV, workshop.... oh, and bar / mantown for the buddies.   [beer]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 25, 2009, 06:26:04 AM

Wow, I just don't get a lot of you. Too dirty to bring in the house?? Those of you that have said that never wear your shoes in the house? You don't have pets, or kids?.. I mean after seeing those two ducs and that Bugatti ( MotoCreations ) sitting there so beautifully how can that not pull on your heart strings?

As far as the Garage Queen comment... Hell No!! I ride the piss out of my bike.. I also take care of it and clean the major crud off of it...

How dirty is it really to bring a street bike in the house?? I mean, I ride down the street. I don't live near a land fill or on a dirt road.. it's just the road.

When I ride in the rain she gets wet and I let her sit on the porch to mostly drip dry. I wipe down the tank, fender, hugger, and gages with a cotton towel but when she's done dripping she comes in.

I refinished my hardwood floor myself and tend to be very anal about scratches and crap on the floor. My dog sheds like a freak and every few days I could make a complete other dog with the amount of hair I pick up off the floor but the bike drops NOTHING!



Take a look at the pics I posted when I started this thread, I'm military and do the best I can with my paycheck so my house isn't huge but I think it looks nice.. Dose it look dirty to you?
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 25, 2009, 06:31:13 AM
Oh, I missed the silver Paul Smart in the corner,,, Sweet MotoCreations!!  [thumbsup]

Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 25, 2009, 06:50:54 AM
Also, I may have misspoke when I said that garages were made for cars and bicycles. If you have an old Bugatti, or a Mercedes 300SL, or any other car that fits in that category, it can go in the house too. If your bicycle is a carbon fiber masterpiece or if it's just your passion and you love looking at it... it also belongs in the house.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Duc Fever on June 25, 2009, 09:25:33 AM
I believe anything you have a passion for can be kept in the house  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: DesmoTull on June 25, 2009, 11:16:33 AM
Quote from: Duc Fever on June 25, 2009, 09:25:33 AM
I believe anything you have a passion for can be kept in the house  [thumbsup]

hmmm... don't think my girlfriend would allow a pole in the apartment.... 
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: hotsnot on June 26, 2009, 03:38:14 AM
yep,had a day off and cleaned the bike.Then sent a pic to the wife in work,priceless
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/117/263802955_0829132663_o.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/263802950_c2b3f534ed_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: DrDesmo on June 26, 2009, 06:09:47 AM
Assuming I still have one, I am likely going to be doing the same indoor storage style in the next month or two  ;D

Adam
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 26, 2009, 06:48:25 AM
Quote from: hotsnot on June 26, 2009, 03:38:14 AM
yep,had a day off and cleaned the bike.Then sent a pic to the wife in work,priceless
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/117/263802955_0829132663_o.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/263802950_c2b3f534ed_o.jpg)


F-ing beautiful!!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: slyfox on June 28, 2009, 07:06:43 PM
From the movie "Street Fighter- The legend of Chun Li" ....... The character "Maya" keep her beautiful Ducati Monster in her beautiful living room ........

Anybody got the pic, please post it here ....
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on June 29, 2009, 07:45:39 AM
Quote from: slyfox on June 28, 2009, 07:06:43 PM
From the movie "Street Fighter- The legend of Chun Li" ....... The character "Maya" keep her beautiful Ducati Monster in her beautiful living room ........

Anybody got the pic, please post it here ....

I didn't see the movie but I damn sure HAVE to now!!
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: hunduc on June 29, 2009, 09:42:10 AM
Quote from: hotsnot on June 26, 2009, 03:38:14 AM
yep,had a day off and cleaned the bike.Then sent a pic to the wife in work,priceless
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/263802950_c2b3f534ed_o.jpg)


I love how you watch tv together...
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: DRKWNG on June 29, 2009, 12:57:49 PM
Quote from: DrDesmosedici on June 26, 2009, 06:09:47 AM
Assuming I still have one, I am likely going to be doing the same indoor storage style in the next month or two  ;D

Adam

Still have a wife to be, or Monster?  ;D
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: DrDesmo on June 29, 2009, 01:17:06 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on June 29, 2009, 12:57:49 PM
Still have a wife to be, or Monster?  ;D

LOL ... The latter.  8)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on July 07, 2009, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: slyfox on June 28, 2009, 07:06:43 PM
From the movie "Street Fighter- The legend of Chun Li" ....... The character "Maya" keep her beautiful Ducati Monster in her beautiful living room ........

Anybody got the pic, please post it here ....

I just rented it... Ok, it was kind of a fun movie but sort of lame too. The Duc was sweet but they didn't show it enough... You're right however, she sure as Hell had it in her living room.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: minnesotamonster on November 30, 2009, 07:09:35 PM
Winter Storage Bump  ;D

(http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x34/jakeketchmark/DSC02767.jpg)

(http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x34/jakeketchmark/DSC02770.jpg)

Not enough room for the s4r unfortunately. She has to stay in the cold garage all winter  :'(
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: mrs minnesotamonster on November 30, 2009, 08:27:11 PM
Quote from: minnesotamonster on November 30, 2009, 07:09:35 PM


Not enough room for the s4r unfortunately. She has to stay in the cold garage all winter  :'(

I'd just like to point out the fact that it was my bike that made it into the house:)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on December 01, 2009, 06:56:56 AM
mrs minnesotamonster, that's a sweet 600. Can you tell me a little about the exhaust cans. I'd also like to comment on the art work on your walls, I love it!!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Vindingo on December 01, 2009, 07:28:25 AM
this is from a few years ago.  East coast winters = time to mod the bike!

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1149/1400642692_db24b55281.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: minnesotamonster on December 01, 2009, 08:14:21 AM
Quote from: Desmo_Profundis on December 01, 2009, 06:56:56 AM
mrs minnesotamonster, that's a sweet 600. Can you tell me a little about the exhaust cans. I'd also like to comment on the art work on your walls, I love it!!  [thumbsup]

Here ya go  [thumbsup]

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17364.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17364.0)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: mrs minnesotamonster on December 01, 2009, 08:32:09 AM
Quote from: Desmo_Profundis on December 01, 2009, 06:56:56 AM
mrs minnesotamonster, that's a sweet 600. Can you tell me a little about the exhaust cans. I'd also like to comment on the art work on your walls, I love it!!  [thumbsup]

I see minnesotamonster got to you before I did, hope his link helps you out! He did the exhaust before the bike became mine.

As for the artwork, that IS all mine- thank you very much!  ;D
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on December 01, 2009, 11:15:16 AM
Quote from: minnesotamonster on December 01, 2009, 08:14:21 AM
Here ya go  [thumbsup]

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17364.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=17364.0)
That's a bad ass link, thanks for posting it. You sold me, I'm going to do that to my wifes 620.
I agree with you about not wanting to weld the tips to your headers even though it leaves somewhat bulky clamps and like the idea of wraping the pipes in black. Also I have to agree with pompetta and say nice avatar.   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: minnesotamonster on December 01, 2009, 12:39:05 PM
Thanks. I should probably update the thread since I have a whole summer and about 6 thousand miles on them now. They are pretty loud, but nothing like a Harley and have a good sound IMO. Bike ran great all summer, very smooth. The huge clamps did drag in a few corners along with the kickstand, but the wife was also on the back at the time so they might be ok if you're riding solo. I'm still looking for some smaller clamps, but these work and don't look too bad IMO.

Was also stopped by a state trooper (for other reasons) who noticed the fact that I was "missing" mufflers. After pointing out the resonaters to him he just laughed and said "barely"  [evil]

no ticket tho   
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: 1KDS on December 01, 2009, 03:34:07 PM
these two are getting a lot of comments on the exhaust lately
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: loneknight66 on December 06, 2009, 06:19:51 AM
I wish I could....unfortunately I live at the 6th floor of a block building and the elevator is not big enough!

Otherwise I think I would do that during the coldest&rainier part of the year.....
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on December 19, 2010, 01:49:34 AM
Time to bring this post back to life... Just saw TRON... Ok, so not Monsters but bikes in the house non the less. I was loving it.

I just started a page on facebook called Motorcycles in the House... come check it out and post your pics...

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Motorcycles-in-the-House/128752223852123?v=wall (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Motorcycles-in-the-House/128752223852123?v=wall)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: mookieo2 on December 19, 2010, 07:00:35 AM
I think this one is pretty good. Its one of my customers foyer in Manhattan.

(http://i53.tinypic.com/2iu9nxj.jpg)

Of course I had to sit on them make vroom vroom noises, and do the squid suspension/brake test  ;D
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Bishamon on December 19, 2010, 07:06:19 AM
I had a nice spot picked out for my Sport 1000, and my wife was even fine with it, but then I heard about insurance issues if any vehicles are stored in the house.  Apparently, they can deny a claim if there is a house fire and they discover that a motorcycle was inside.  So, my bikes stay in the garage all winter.  :(
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: AkLiz on December 19, 2010, 10:39:01 PM
We currently have 5 bikes in the house...no garage and we're in Alaska.  I can't bear to have our bikes outside in the cold and the snow.  I like being able to oogle my Duc all winter, and my dog likes curling up next to it :)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: JBubble on December 19, 2010, 10:48:37 PM
Monsters make great christmas trees:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs169.snc3/19678_564678387893_7202497_33347999_5749145_n.jpg)

We regularly kept both bikes in our kitchen at our old place.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs453.snc3/25946_570619811233_7202497_33531395_7517303_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Kopfjager on December 19, 2010, 11:12:18 PM
Quote from: mookieo2 on December 19, 2010, 07:00:35 AM
I think this one is pretty good. Its one of my customers foyer in Manhattan.

(http://i53.tinypic.com/2iu9nxj.jpg)

Of course I had to sit on them make vroom vroom noises, and do the squid suspension/brake test  ;D

Nice Confederate bikes.  [evil]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: eyduc on December 20, 2010, 08:45:07 AM
Here's mine in my dedicated indoor garage with RaceDeck tiles.  Lucille is undergoing winter mods. 

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5248/5260212605_d789c2a0a5_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Radar on December 21, 2010, 02:21:42 PM
I have to admit I'm very surprised so many keep their bikes in the house.

I keep my S4R in the living-room, but I never thought others would too.

I like the art aspect, and it's my way of enjoying the bike during the off-season. I do, however, store it in the shop or garage during the riding season.

Ducati to you all!

Eric M.

Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 21, 2010, 04:39:15 PM
Quote from: JBubble on December 19, 2010, 10:48:37 PM
Monsters make great christmas trees:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs169.snc3/19678_564678387893_7202497_33347999_5749145_n.jpg)


That.  Is.  Awesome.

Here is Molly before I turned the carport into a garage.
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn168/the_journeyman/Molly/DiningRoom01-1200.jpg)

Also, that same spot was the site of my first ever 2-stroke top-end rebuild.
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn168/the_journeyman/Partial02-1200.jpg)

JM
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: b. on December 21, 2010, 05:00:53 PM
(https://lh5.ggpht.com/_beyYkNn5r7A/S6Umb5-4bmI/AAAAAAAAFT4/lqIKcKUU5Uo/s800/DSC_0302.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: NFJ79 on December 21, 2010, 07:21:39 PM
My fiancee would kill me if I parked my Duc in the house.  It would be a good excuse to tell her that we now have room in the garage for her car during the winter.  It just might work hehe.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: J5 on December 21, 2010, 07:29:44 PM
not a monster but my 250 single

i also did a topend on a dirtbike in a unit a few years back

(http://www.members.iinet.net.au/~glenmark/Ducati250.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: cbartlett419 on December 29, 2010, 09:27:40 AM
at the bike shop, I love the polar opposite reactions I get from customers: it's either 'wow is that your Ducati??' or 'Dewkati...what's that? is it old?'
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e375/cbartlett419/59867ba3.jpg)

Here's my winter project: '74 cb125 freebie, what what!!
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e375/cbartlett419/e1689671.jpg)

And for those days when bicycles have gotten old I can pretend I'm in a race trailer somewhere fabulous making adjustments to satisfy the rider
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e375/cbartlett419/e1515e96.jpg)

Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: WetDuc on January 09, 2011, 04:29:26 PM
We dubbed it the duc nest.  It doesn't get cold often in North Florida...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs044.snc6/167493_10150115784833343_604163342_7914879_1359437_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Howie on January 09, 2011, 06:35:59 PM
On carpet?  I hope they are house broken.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: justinrhenry on January 10, 2011, 04:29:29 AM
Quote from: howie on January 09, 2011, 06:35:59 PM
On carpet?  I hope they are house broken.

my first thought... must be a rental. 
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: WetDuc on January 10, 2011, 08:06:42 AM
Not my apartment, but their carpet has already seen better days in that rental.
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Desmo_Profundis on January 10, 2011, 10:59:38 AM
I've got this facebook page called Motorcycles in the House... I need some more folks to post up pics on the wall. Come check it out!!

The reason I started the FB page is the same reason I began this thread. I know that there are a lot of riders, like myself that feel that bikes are more than transportation, more than just a fun way to pass the time while getting from point A to point B. There are people that see motorcycles as an art form, an art they have a passion for, an art form they want to display and look at in their home as sure as someone else would display their paintings or black light posters.

These people that share my passion may have friends and family that don't understand their obsession and believe that motorcycles, like cars belong in the garage. This thread, as well as my facebook page are resources we can use to help our loved ones understand that we are not alone. That we are not simply crazy.

We are a proud community of motorcycle lovers...

<http://www.facebook.com/pages/Motorcycles-in-the-House/128752223852123 (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Motorcycles-in-the-House/128752223852123)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Monster Dave on January 10, 2011, 01:11:16 PM
Quote from: cbartlett419 on December 29, 2010, 09:27:40 AM
at the bike shop, I love the polar opposite reactions I get from customers: it's either 'wow is that your Ducati??' or 'Dewkati...what's that? is it old?'
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e375/cbartlett419/59867ba3.jpg)

From a fellow cyclist - [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: jmoth79 on January 11, 2011, 09:31:22 AM
Cleaning up in the kitchen...

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/jmoth79/inthehouse.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: Christian on January 11, 2011, 12:35:53 PM
Crappy iPhone photo, but:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs009.ash2/33836_1607629303176_1009479320_31604771_2001958_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Monsters in the House?!
Post by: WetDuc on January 11, 2011, 03:39:25 PM
Quote from: jmoth79 on January 11, 2011, 09:31:22 AM
Cleaning up in the kitchen...

(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/jmoth79/inthehouse.jpg)
That ten spoke rear wheel looks awesome.  Me definitely likey.  Barely see the front wheel behind the rotors on any monster and the rear wheel looks so good with a minimalist exhaust like pure udder goodness or boomtubes.  [thumbsup]