gone too far?
<hypnosis> 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
<hypnosis> 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
<hypnosis> 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
<hypnosis> On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
<hypnosis> Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
<hypnosis> (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
<Jck_true> Sweet
<Jck_true> DoS attack!!!
<hypnosis> a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
<hypnosis> 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec
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Wha? I am obviously not nerd as much as I thought I was ;D
I understood bukkake though [evil]
How do you figure 75mb? In a text file?
Yeah, but that's burst speed. What is it with the refractory period factored in?
Quote from: NAKID on June 25, 2009, 10:15:15 AM
Yeah, but that's burst speed. What is it with the refractory period factored in?
Now that's sounding kinda like a firewire vs usb argument... I think... What's a refractory period? :P
The period of time before you can "send more information"...
[laugh]
Quote from: NAKID on June 25, 2009, 10:29:02 AM
The period of time before you can "send more information"...
about 9 months.
Quote from: He Man on June 25, 2009, 11:02:03 AM
about 9 months.
I feel sorry for your GF then, mine is about 5 minutes ;D
Quote from: He Man on June 25, 2009, 11:02:03 AM
about 9 months.
That's how long before she can receive more info...
Quote from: NAKID on June 25, 2009, 11:24:26 AM
That's how long before she can receive more info...
Only if you limit yourself.
You're right, she can receive more, she just can't process it...
<nerd>
The example is seriously flawed:
It's really just the same 75 MB being transmitted in a massively redundant fashion to ensure maximal chances of successful packet delivery.
Especially important when competing with other, uh traffic in the pipe (http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2009/05/18/2009-05-18_texas_woman.html), as it were.
</nerd>
If there's other traffic in the pipe, your system may be compromised...
so you're saying it's like spam?
More like a hacker breaking into your system when you aren't home...
Quote from: NAKID on June 25, 2009, 03:21:50 PM
More like a hacker breaking into your system when you aren't home...
[laugh]
I meant what drunken monkey pointed out... shoulda quoted
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on June 25, 2009, 02:32:14 PM
It's really just the same 75 MB being transmitted in a massively redundant fashion to ensure maximal chances of successful packet delivery.
Quote from: teddy037.2 on June 25, 2009, 03:20:01 PM
so you're saying it's like spam?
Something doesnt smell right....
Quote from: He Man on June 25, 2009, 04:38:40 PM
Something doesnt smell right....
You may be trying to address the wrong port
Quote from: Takster on June 26, 2009, 11:50:27 AM
You may be trying to address the wrong port
[laugh]
Who in their right mind would put a playground next to a landfill?
Obviously comp. sci. or engineering nerds, not biology nerds.
The example utterly ignored the mitochondrial genome when it referred to the information contained in the DNA of human cells. Obviously, there's no mitochondrial DNA in male gametes. However, that leaves us hanging about that 75MB. Should it have said in the nucleus instead of per cell? Or should we subtract the mitochondrial genome from the nucleic and recompute the bandwidth?
Thank goodness my obsessiveness had diminished over time. That sort of thing would probably have kept me up at night back in school looking stuff up.
My wife, on the other hand, would have said something along the lines of "let's confirm those volume estimates."
your wife ftw
;D
[laugh]
<elephant joke self deleted>