[beer]
Really? We need YET ANOTHER Michael Jackson thread? [roll]
Really? We need to hear this joke again? Get a haircut. ;D
(http://www.yellow-llama.com/wp-content/uploads/fail18.jpg)
The only problem with that joke is that this is michael jackson you are speaking of
look at the man's face
do you really think his molester is 50 years old?
he probably hacks off an 18 y/o one and has it sewn on every couple of years
Alright, I wasn't gonna post this one since I thought it was rather bad taste but seeing the direction of this thread...
When Farrah Fawcett died, God granted her one wish. She wished that all the children in the world would be safe. God then killed Michael Jackson.
do i really have to start calling derbys on these jokes?
Quote from: derby on July 01, 2009, 08:51:22 AM
do i really have to start calling derbys on these jokes?
Exactly. This entire thread is just stupid and a repeat of the other 2 threads...
Quote from: NAKID on July 01, 2009, 08:52:12 AM
Exactly. This entire thread is just stupid and a repeat of the other 2 threads...
This reply is stupid and just a repeat of the one above it.
Quote from: devils haircut on July 01, 2009, 05:58:46 PM
This reply is stupid and just a repeat of the one above it.
This reply is stupid and just a repeat of the one above it.
Quote from: devils haircut on July 01, 2009, 05:59:26 PM
This reply is stupid and just a repeat of the one above it.
derby.
Quote from: devils haircut on July 01, 2009, 05:58:46 PM
This reply is stupid and just a repeat of the one above it.
And you'd think you would have gotten the hint and just delete the thread.... [roll]
Quote from: NAKID on July 01, 2009, 06:16:11 PM
And you'd think you would have gotten the hint and just delete the thread.... [roll]
Nah he's a silly noob. He'll learn eventually.
I can solve the problem.
Take a vote.
Delete the thread gets my vote...
What thread [coffee]
(http://www.microsoft.com/library/media/1033/windowsxp/images/using/setup/maintain/67396-delete-key.jpg)
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Merge them all and rename it the shitbird thread
Wow, why all the hostility? I know it's lame to derby a joke, but I don't have the time (like those of you with 4000+ posts) to double check that no one posted it first...sorry. Not to mention, I guarantee that who ever posted it here first heard it from someone else. I just wanted to share a joke with fellow riders, and was unaware of the backlash I would endure from pro-child molestation activists (AKA M.J. fans). I know he enriched our lives with music, but my garbage man enriches my life by collecting all my crap twice a week. I wouldn't celebrate him either if he was a pedophile. Really though, some of you guys remind me of the fat comic book guy on The Simpsons; the mighty nerd elite. So kudos to youdos for not being "a silly noob" like me, but I've still gotta ask..........what does it mean to have "derby" called on you? I guess by now you are all tired of the tiny violins playing while I cry about "the other kids not playing nice" so I will leave you with this: What's black and blue and doesn't want to have sex anymore??? The six year old kid in the trunk of your (all you M.J. fans) car. Skadoosh!
wow [bang]
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 04:19:26 PM
Wow, why all the hostility? I know it's lame to derby a joke, but I don't have the time (like those of you with 4000+ posts) to double check that no one posted it first...sorry. Not to mention, I guarantee that who ever posted it here first heard it from someone else. I just wanted to share a joke with fellow riders, and was unaware of the backlash I would endure from pro-child molestation activists (AKA M.J. fans). I know he enriched our lives with music, but my garbage man enriches my life by collecting all my crap twice a week. I wouldn't celebrate him either if he was a pedophile. Really though, some of you guys remind me of the fat comic book guy on The Simpsons; the mighty nerd elite. So kudos to youdos for not being "a silly noob" like me, but I've still gotta ask..........what does it mean to have "derby" called on you? I guess by now you are all tired of the tiny violins playing while I cry about "the other kids not playing nice" so I will leave you with this: What's black and blue and doesn't want to have sex anymore??? The six year old kid in the trunk of your (all you M.J. fans) car. Skadoosh!
LOL
I think the only reason people were calling for it was we had a michael jackson thread (that got way out of hand) right next to yours, with a mountain of jokes ;D
Adam
IB4TL!
or... IB4TDelete....
[drink]
Considering the board you posted this thread in had 2 M.J. threads at the top of the page, there wasn't much searching necessary.
Also take a look at "those of you with 4000+ posts" and see how long they have been members. I didn't create 4000 posts in a couple months, I've been here since May of 2008 (when the board went public).
We in general don't give "noobs" a hard time. But the subject has been beaten to death already.
And to call ANYONE on here a pro-child molestation activist just because they are fans of someone's music is one of the most asinine things I have ever heard and would appreciate if you would refrain from that in the future...
Most of us like to give each other some harmless ribbing. Try not to take things so seriously next time, especially if it comes from me. I apologize if I offended you. On the other hand with all the MJ threads it is getting old hearing about him. Its apparent that there are some real fans on the forum. How bout we not pic fights and get threads locked.
Jon
Quote from: NAKID on July 02, 2009, 04:51:23 PM
Considering the board you posted this thread in had 2 M.J. threads at the top of the page, there wasn't much searching necessary.
Also take a look at "those of you with 4000+ posts" and see how long they have been members. I didn't create 4000 posts in a couple months, I've been here since May of 2008 (when the board went public).
We in general don't give "noobs" a hard time. But the subject has been beaten to death already.
And to call ANYONE on here a pro-child molestation activist just because they are fans of someone's music is one of the most asinine things I have ever heard and would appreciate if you would refrain from that in the future...
4,000 posts in 1 year is a little loser-ish IMHO...sorry. I've been here a year too by the way. Aside from that though, you make a good argument. Here is the bottom line: I read the joke on another board, laughed, and then logged in to DMF to share a laugh. I was waiting for my wife to get ready so we could leave. I didn't have time to double check that I wasn't wasting anyones valuable time by having to re-read a joke...and no one made you click on the thread. In reality, you didn't hurt my feelings though, and feelings shouldn't be hurt either. I don't really think that you advocate pedophillia, just giving you guys some crap back. How about a big group hug and we can all move on and you can get back to reading "Radioactive-Man #1" with Bart and Milhouse.
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 05:14:25 PM
4,000 posts in 1 year is a little loser-ish IMHO...sorry. I've been here a year too by the way. Aside from that though, you make a good argument. Here is the bottom line: I read the joke on another board, laughed, and then logged in to DMF to share a laugh. I was waiting for my wife to get ready so we could leave. I didn't have time to double check that I wasn't wasting anyones valuable time by having to re-read a joke...and no one made you click on the thread. In reality, you didn't hurt my feelings though, and feelings shouldn't be hurt either. I don't really think that you advocate pedophillia, just giving you guys some crap back. How about a big group hug and we can all move on and you can get back to reading "Radioactive-Man #1" with Bart and Milhouse.
I have more posts than NAKID in the same time frame.
Am I loserish too?
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 05:14:25 PM
How about a big group hug and we can all move on and you can get back to reading "Radioactive-Man #1" with Bart and Milhouse.
Wasn't that destroyed when they were fighting over it in the treehouse? ;D
Adam
Quote from: painter on July 02, 2009, 05:15:52 PM
I have more posts than NAKID in the same time frame.
Am I loserish too?
(http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/the-biggest-loser.jpg)
;D ;)
Adam
Quote from: painter on July 02, 2009, 05:15:52 PM
I have more posts than NAKID in the same time frame.
Am I loserish too?
You're a WINNER in my book if you can please tell me what the hell "calling derby" on something means!?!?! ??? ;D
You've been here a year and haven't figured that out yet? Sounds kinda.......
derby = derby
one of our members is the king of pointing out derbys, so we named it after him
adam
ps he has like a bazillion posts
Quote from: kopfjager on July 02, 2009, 05:21:08 PM
You've been here a year and haven't figured that out yet? Sounds kinda.......
I registered a year ago, but haven't spent alot of time here.
Quote from: painter on July 02, 2009, 05:15:52 PM
I have more posts than NAKID in the same time frame.
Am I loserish too?
yes, but i has nothing to do with all the posts...
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 05:25:21 PM
I registered a year ago, but haven't spent alot of time here.
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 05:14:25 PM
4,000 posts in 1 year is a little loser-ish IMHO...sorry. I've been here a year too by the way.
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 05:14:25 PM
4,000 posts in 1 year is a little loser-ish IMHO...sorry. I've been here a year too by the way. Aside from that though, you make a good argument. Here is the bottom line: I read the joke on another board, laughed, and then logged in to DMF to share a laugh. I was waiting for my wife to get ready so we could leave. I didn't have time to double check that I wasn't wasting anyones valuable time by having to re-read a joke...and no one made you click on the thread. In reality, you didn't hurt my feelings though, and feelings shouldn't be hurt either. I don't really think that you advocate pedophillia, just giving you guys some crap back. How about a big group hug and we can all move on and you can get back to reading "Radioactive-Man #1" with Bart and Milhouse.
Well, you are entitled to your opinion, and you know what they say about opinions... [laugh]
And just because you signed up a year ago, doesn't mean you've "been here a year". Part of being a member here is active participation.
Regarding your original post, it wasn't that you derbyed a joke. It was that you started ANOTHER post about M.J.
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 05:19:38 PM
You're a WINNER in my book if you can please tell me what the hell "calling derby" on something means!?!?! ??? ;D
As stated derby is a member.
He has an amazing memory...
Most of us have to search for things here. He just remembers.
Sooo when we were talking about the net nanny feature of the board I made two entries in fun.
One was substituting derby for derby.
The other is makes the beast with two backs for fvck
Quote from: herm on July 02, 2009, 05:26:49 PM
yes, but i has nothing to do with all the posts...
That's true...
did I mention herm was a friend of mine. ;D
takes one to know one i guess..
Quote from: NAKID on July 02, 2009, 05:29:58 PM
Well, you are entitled to your opinion, and you know what they say about opinions... [laugh]
And just because you signed up a year ago, doesn't mean you've "been here a year". Part of being a member here is active participation.
Regarding your original post, it wasn't that you derbyed a joke. It was that you started ANOTHER post about M.J.
Lol, fair enough man. I was just talking smack about the number of posts. I appreciate anyone who adds to the pool o' knowledge regarding tech issues, riding advice, etc.
Quote from: painter on July 02, 2009, 05:32:58 PM
The other is makes the beast with two backs for fvck
Shakespeare???
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 05:42:43 PM
Shakespeare???
That was my reference, although there is some evidence Willy wasn't the first to use the line.
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 05:39:35 PM
Lol, fair enough man. I was just talking smack about the number of posts. I appreciate anyone who adds to the pool o' knowledge regarding tech issues, riding advice, etc.
This place is about more than just tech and riding info IMO.
YMMV
Quote from: painter on July 02, 2009, 05:44:54 PM
That was my reference, although there is some evidence Willy wasn't the first to use the line.
This place is about more than just tech and riding info IMO.
YMMV
Hence, the beauty of the term "etc."
Quite a clique going on here.
Nope
not a clique
you can't have a clique without a token midget
and
we don't have one
Quote from: Mother on July 02, 2009, 07:56:26 PM
Nope
not a clique
you can't have a clique without a token midget
and
we don't have one
iz
Quote from: Mother on July 02, 2009, 07:56:26 PM
Nope
not a clique
you can't have a clique without a token midget
and
we don't have one
*raises hand*
If we have two then there can be only one
MIDGET CAGE FIGHT
My money is on the girl cuz she carries knives
Quote from: Mother on July 02, 2009, 08:00:07 PM
If we have two then there can be only one
MIDGET CAGE FIGHT
My money is on the girl cuz she carries knives
And I bite. ;D
yeah, but he IZ known to have nails
oooh
good point
and he always documents with photographs
How do you know this? Have you met all of the members? Out of however many hundreds or maybe thousands of members there actually are, I bet at least one of them is a Midget, writing under a taller pseudonym. Say GiantDucati guy or something misleading like that. Or how about 5'11'Ducatisti to throw people off? Notamidget696pilot. Abnormallytallrider@bigguy.com. Those midgets are mighty devious. Wearing those camoflauged lifts on their little feet, lowering links on their shock linkage, putting little 10" Honda CT-70 Wheels on their Ducatis so they can reach the ground. Putting Ducati 1198 stickers on their Honda Rebels.
Whoa, talk about going off on a tangent.
but we KNOW that he IZ short.....even more so than Nakid.
I've met naked
he gave me a beer
he is a nice man
I don`t have 1198 stickers on my Honda Rebel [bang]
;D
OK, 1098 then.
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 04:19:26 PM
Wow, why all the hostility? I know it's lame to derby a joke, but I don't have the time (like those of you with 4000+ posts) to double check that no one posted it first...sorry. Not to mention, I guarantee that who ever posted it here first heard it from someone else. I just wanted to share a joke with fellow riders, and was unaware of the backlash I would endure from pro-child molestation activists (AKA M.J. fans). I know he enriched our lives with music, but my garbage man enriches my life by collecting all my crap twice a week. I wouldn't celebrate him either if he was a pedophile. Really though, some of you guys remind me of the fat comic book guy on The Simpsons; the mighty nerd elite. So kudos to youdos for not being "a silly noob" like me, but I've still gotta ask..........what does it mean to have "derby" called on you? I guess by now you are all tired of the tiny violins playing while I cry about "the other kids not playing nice" so I will leave you with this: What's black and blue and doesn't want to have sex anymore??? The six year old kid in the trunk of your (all you M.J. fans) car. Skadoosh!
Wow, the garbage man picks up twice a week where you live?
So 4 pages of reading later... still no MJ jokes... I guess I AM the loser for having nothing better to do than reading other grown men's bickering. LOL
Quote from: Goat_Herder on July 06, 2009, 10:42:53 AM
So 4 pages of reading later... still no MJ jokes... I guess I AM the loser for having nothing better to do than reading other grown men's bickering. LOL
You and me both ;)
I'm always waiting for the thread to get out of hand so DP can lay down the THUNDER [bow_down]
Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 06, 2009, 01:14:48 PM
You and me both ;)
I'm always waiting for the thread to get out of hand so DP can lay down the THUNDER [bow_down]
You like reading locked threads too? :D
Quote from: Super T.I.B on July 06, 2009, 03:56:28 PM
You like reading locked threads too? :D
It's a personal fetish [thumbsup]
Quote from: Goat_Herder on July 06, 2009, 10:42:53 AM
So 4 pages of reading later... still no MJ jokes... I guess I AM the loser for having nothing better to do than reading other grown men's bickering. LOL
hey
there is no need to go insulting people like that
"grown men"
I'll have you know that i have a looong way to go before I grow up
Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 06, 2009, 05:14:44 PM
It's a personal fetish [thumbsup]
Hellz yeah, I see a locked thread I get all "OHHHHH, wonder what happened got see this wreck!" [popcorn] Lolz.
Quote from: Mother on July 06, 2009, 07:31:55 PM
hey
there is no need to go insulting people like that
"grown men"
I'll have you know that i have a looong way to go before I grow up
LOL, my bad... I should have said man-child. Now let's get back to bickering.