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Title: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: il d00d on July 24, 2009, 06:56:42 AM
I fried up some pancetta last night, and... it is better than bacon.  I'm sorry, but it is.


I'll go pack my things.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 06:58:52 AM
bacon isn't all its cracked up to be.


You are eating the fatty ass of a pig
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Grampa on July 24, 2009, 07:00:48 AM
try fry'n up placenta  [thumbsup]


[bacon] squared
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Rev. Millertime on July 24, 2009, 07:07:02 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 24, 2009, 07:00:48 AM
try fry'n up placenta  [thumbsup]


[bacon] squared

[puke]
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Triple J on July 24, 2009, 07:07:13 AM
Pancetta is still bacon...or a form of it.  [thumbsup]

Usually I prefer Pancetta of Proscuitto to bacon...but sometimes bacon is what is needed.

Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 06:58:52 AM
bacon isn't all its cracked up to be.


You are eating the fatty ass of a pig

Actually it's from the sides, belly, or back.

...and yes, it IS all it's cracked up to be!  ;D
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Speedbag on July 24, 2009, 07:10:59 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 06:58:52 AM
bacon isn't all its cracked up to be.


Blasphemer!!!!
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 24, 2009, 07:12:02 AM
Philistines.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: JEFF_H on July 24, 2009, 07:19:39 AM
American bacon =  [thumbsup]
Italian bacon =  [thumbsup]
English "bacon" =  :-X
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 07:21:37 AM
I tend to avoid food that is a known carcinogen.



I already smoke.......don't need to add anymore to the mix
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Triple J on July 24, 2009, 07:26:28 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 07:21:37 AM
I tend to avoid food that is a known carcinogen.



Dude...everything seems to be a known carcinogen!  [cheeky]

You BBQ? (IIRC you're a fan of the Alton Brown method of putting the steak directly on the coals)
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Kopfjäger on July 24, 2009, 07:26:55 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 07:21:37 AM
I tend to avoid food that is a known carcinogen.



I already smoke.......don't need to add anymore to the mix

Heretic
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 07:31:55 AM
Quote from: Triple J on July 24, 2009, 07:26:28 AM
You BBQ? (IIRC you're a fan of the Alton Brown method of putting the steak directly on the coals)

I have no idea what that method is!!!


I occasionally cook on coals, but not directly on them
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Triple J on July 24, 2009, 07:40:55 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 07:31:55 AM
I have no idea what that method is!!!


I occasionally cook on coals, but not directly on them

Huh...I could have sworn you mentioned that a long time ago (DML). He uses lump charcoal, blows off the ashes when the coals are ready, then places the meat directly onto the coals (using flank steak)...super hot, nice sear, zero flair-ups due to the lack of oxygen so no burnt meat. I've never tried it, but I have yet to try one of his ideas that wasn't awesome.

Anyway...any char on BBQ'ed meat is also a known carcinogen.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: ab on July 24, 2009, 07:42:52 AM
Any bacon, hot dog, sausage     [puke]
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Porsche Monkey on July 24, 2009, 08:03:06 AM
Ban cyrus
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: GAAN on July 24, 2009, 08:05:30 AM
+1
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Kopfjäger on July 24, 2009, 08:07:29 AM
 [laugh] [drink]
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: teddy037.2 on July 24, 2009, 08:19:48 AM
pancetta certainly has it's place in the world


and oh, what a happy place it must be.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Howie on July 24, 2009, 08:50:16 AM
Pancetta is bacon, and there are many different styles besides the common rolled one.  The big difference between pancetta and the varieties most Americans are familiar with is pancetta is not smoked, it is salt cured.  I guess this means it would be OK for Cyrus to enjoy a pancetta and egg sandwich on a buttered roll while enjoying his morning cigarette ;D
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 09:21:09 AM
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Jeez, this board is losing its touch.


Who doesn't abso-make the beast with two backsing-lutely love bacon???


I have 2 lbs of it in my fridge at home


Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 09:22:13 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on July 24, 2009, 08:03:06 AM
Ban cyrus

We could take it to a vote.

apparently JBubb isn't too well liked either, so maybe we can see who is hated more.

I suspect I have the edge, but maybe not.

Quote from: Mother on July 24, 2009, 08:05:30 AM
+1

Oh you silly boy
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: JBubble on July 24, 2009, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 09:22:13 AM
We could take it to a vote.

apparently JBubb isn't too well liked either, so maybe we can see who is hated more.

I suspect I have the edge, but maybe not.

Its a close race. You may have more mods against you but I've got people enjoying the fact that I got bucked off a horse.....
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Pakhan on July 24, 2009, 09:41:51 AM
Can't we just hate you both equally?  I'm an equal opportunity hater.  :-*
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Grampa on July 24, 2009, 09:43:22 AM
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/spikelee3.jpg)
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: JBubble on July 24, 2009, 09:51:29 AM
Quote from: Pakhan on July 24, 2009, 09:41:51 AM
Can't we just hate you both equally?  I'm an equal opportunity hater.  :-*

I could concede a tie...

Cyrus?
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Grampa on July 24, 2009, 09:53:49 AM
who's legs are whiter?
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: herm on July 24, 2009, 09:54:28 AM
no!
no working it out like adults. i fight to the death ban is much more entertaining [evil]
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Triple J on July 24, 2009, 09:55:20 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 09:21:09 AM
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Jeez, this board is losing its touch.


Who doesn't abso-make the beast with two backsing-lutely love bacon???


I have 2 lbs of it in my fridge at home




[laugh] You suck!
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 10:03:57 AM
Quote from: JBubble on July 24, 2009, 09:37:37 AM
Its a close race. You may have more mods against you but I've got people enjoying the fact that I got bucked off a horse.....

That's a valid point.

I have sent a few Moderators (or Flounders, whatever they are called) some friendly PM's regarding random shit and they never respond. That's fine, I know my place.

Statler even denied my request to add him as a friend on Facebook; but then again, you deleted me as a friend.

Quote from: Pakhan on July 24, 2009, 09:41:51 AM
Can't we just hate you both equally?  I'm an equal opportunity hater.  :-*

You actually like me

Quote from: JBubble on July 24, 2009, 09:51:29 AM
I could concede a tie...

Cyrus?

I don't know if I can concede a tie in this race. It is a pretty prestigious title to hold.

I think it should be based on the total snubbing / comments others have made about us.

DMF Member Dan, in my opinion, dislikes me the most. He went as far as to create a login on the CDC of NoCyrus. Very clever move.

I think I am the winner......

Quote from: herm on July 24, 2009, 09:54:28 AM
no!
no working it out like adults. i fight to the death ban is much more entertaining [evil]

[thumbsup]

Quote from: Triple J on July 24, 2009, 09:55:20 AM
[laugh] You suck!

gullible my man, very gullible.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: JBubble on July 24, 2009, 10:11:36 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 10:03:57 AM

I don't know if I can concede a tie in this race. It is a pretty prestigious title to hold.

I think it should be based on the total snubbing / comments others have made about us.

DMF Member Dan, in my opinion, dislikes me the most. He went as far as to create a login on the CDC of NoCyrus. Very clever move.

I think I am the winner......


Hmmm...good points sir.

I'd go through and tally up some of the things that have been said but thats an awful lot of work.

I do enjoy the comments made about me on the CDC though. And to parallel your thoughts about Dan, Sinister seems to have an unnatural infatuation with me, Mother, and the DMF as a whole.

The battle will rage on!
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 10:14:16 AM
Quote from: JBubble on July 24, 2009, 10:11:36 AM
Hmmm...good points sir.

I'd go through and tally up some of the things that have been said but thats an awful lot of work.

I do enjoy the comments made about me on the CDC though. And to parallel your thoughts about Dan, Sinister seems to have an unnatural infatuation with me, Mother, and the DMF as a whole.

The battle will rage on!

It is way too much work, I am too lazy for that.


We can definitely let it rage on.

And if we do ever cross paths, I'll buy you a beer  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Pakhan on July 24, 2009, 10:16:49 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 10:03:57 AM
You actually like me

That's true but I'm open to start hating anyone at anytime  ;D

BTW I'm not surprised you have 2lbs of meat in hand, I mean on hand, you know what I mean.....
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: NAKID on July 24, 2009, 10:48:09 AM
Based on a couple years of memory, I have to say Cyrus is a pretty clear winner here...
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 11:13:21 AM
Quote from: NAKID on July 24, 2009, 10:48:09 AM
Based on a couple years of memory, I have to say Cyrus is a pretty clear winner here...

You know, though?

Some actually do like me, sometimes it seems like a lot do.


Who knows. Don't care. It is the internet. It's fun to be hated on here.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: NAKID on July 24, 2009, 11:28:59 AM
I like you, but you have pissed a lot of people off. Most of the time I think it's pretty funny...
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 11:36:10 AM
Quote from: NAKID on July 24, 2009, 11:28:59 AM
Most of the time I think it's pretty funny...

that's because you have a sense of humor and have not turned into an overly sensitive individual our society is breeding.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: il d00d on July 24, 2009, 11:53:47 AM
In the interest of fairness, and before everyone goes and decides on the official punching bag for this thread or the DML, I guess I should add that I fried up the pancetta to add to a quiche I was making.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: tonyj311 on July 24, 2009, 12:10:51 PM
I heart bacon, but you need panceta in carbonara. Someone tried to use bacon once and it really wasnt good.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: JBubble on July 24, 2009, 12:13:02 PM
Quote from: il d00d on July 24, 2009, 11:53:47 AM
In the interest of fairness, and before everyone goes and decides on the official punching bag for this thread or the DML, I guess I should add that I fried up the pancetta to add to a quiche I was making.


mmmm quiche
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: teddy037.2 on July 24, 2009, 01:25:16 PM
Quote from: Stu Pedasso on July 24, 2009, 12:10:51 PM
I heart bacon, but you need panceta in carbonara. Someone tried to use bacon once and it really wasnt good.

+1

def. not the same
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: rgramjet on July 24, 2009, 01:33:02 PM
I have an instruction manual for making Pancetta!  Havent tried it yet.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Scottish on July 24, 2009, 01:44:20 PM
How did we go from discussing deathmatch er banmatch to quiche? Quishe is the lameness.... yuck. Back to death and dishonor pleez.  ;D
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Statler on July 24, 2009, 01:44:39 PM
can we split this thread into two?   one titled pancetta and one titled narcissism?
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: JBubble on July 24, 2009, 02:02:36 PM
Awwww, thanks!  [roll]  [laugh]
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: rgramjet on July 24, 2009, 02:10:15 PM
"Hecks Accountants" and "Panchetta"

lol
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: herm on July 24, 2009, 04:36:07 PM
its sweet that the dmf has its own little alter ego/hate club out there in 101010101010 land
amusing too that a site like the cdc was created to "allow" all of the freedoms that the dmf tramples...yet so many there spend so much time crying complaining about how the smf is run.

<slips into fire resistant gear and waits>
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: ducpainter on July 24, 2009, 04:43:17 PM
I find it amusing that people would turn a thread about bacon...

into one about themselves.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Statler on July 24, 2009, 04:47:39 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 24, 2009, 04:43:17 PM
I find it amusing that people would turn a thread about bacon...

into one about themselves.

oink if you desperately want to be liked but play tough.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: DoubleEagle on July 24, 2009, 04:58:42 PM
This is a thread to nowhere !

Dolph     
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 24, 2009, 06:04:08 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 24, 2009, 04:43:17 PM
I find it amusing that people would turn a thread about bacon...

into one about themselves.

Actually it was a thread about disliking bacon, and as we all know, when we're untrue to bacon, we're untrue to ourselves. That's why there's so much narcissism and self-hate in this thread.



I reckon if more of the posters went and had some bacon, they would feel better. Bacon fat not only greases the skids, greasy wheels, and is a social lubricant, but it also gives one a nice glossy coat.  [bow_down] [bacon]
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: DoubleEagle on July 24, 2009, 07:38:29 PM
Does wonders for your Cholesterol ( LDL ).

Dolph    ;D
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: IZ on July 25, 2009, 05:30:59 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 06:58:52 AM
bacon isn't all its cracked up to be.

Turkey bacon on the other hand..   [thumbsup]



Quote from: Triple J on July 24, 2009, 07:07:13 AM
Proscuitto

melon, and bread sticks!!

:D
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: brimo on July 25, 2009, 10:49:39 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on July 24, 2009, 07:12:02 AM
Philistines.
Yeah, them philistines don't eat bac'n, them being mooslims n'all.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 27, 2009, 04:33:54 AM
Quote from: Statler on July 24, 2009, 01:44:39 PM
and one titled narcissism?


Nah, of all my mental conditions my psychiatrist has never diagnosed me with that.


Try again.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: ducpainter on July 27, 2009, 04:38:04 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 27, 2009, 04:33:54 AM

Nah, of all my mental conditions my psychiatrist has never diagnosed me with that.


Try again.
that's not a mental condition...

It's a personality flaw. :-*
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 27, 2009, 04:39:56 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 27, 2009, 04:38:04 AM
that's not a mental condition...
It's a personality flaw. :-*

sureeeee.

Actually, you guys would be a bit surprised if you saw the results of my Myers-Briggs test.

I am not even a Type A personality.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on July 27, 2009, 04:47:58 AM
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Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: herm on July 27, 2009, 08:28:29 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 27, 2009, 04:39:56 AM
sureeeee.

Actually, you guys would be a bit surprised if you saw the results of my Myers-Briggs test.

I am not even a Type A personality.

well i am.
and mental conditions are a personality flaw.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: MendoDave on July 27, 2009, 12:06:49 PM
Quote from: brimo on July 25, 2009, 10:49:39 PM
Yeah, them philistines don't eat bac'n, them being mooslims n'all.

The Philistines ceased to exist as a people about 1,500 years before the advent of Mooslums.

In other news...

The Columbus salami plant went up in flames the other day.  :'(



http://www.ktvu.com/news/20153773/detail.html (http://www.ktvu.com/news/20153773/detail.html)
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: brimo on July 27, 2009, 12:21:23 PM
Quote from: MendoDave on July 27, 2009, 12:06:49 PM
The Philistines ceased to exist as a people about 1,500 years before the advent of Mooslums.

Really?......isn't Philistine that country next to Israel? The one that used to have that Ham ass guvmint that sent all them  rockets into the holy land.
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: MendoDave on July 27, 2009, 12:30:17 PM
Quote from: brimo on July 27, 2009, 12:21:23 PM
Really?......isn't Philistine that country next to Israel? The one that used to have that Ham ass guvmint that sent all them  rockets into the holy land.

Naw thats Palestine. Two different groups of people. It is interesting though, that they lived in the same place

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philistines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philistines)
Title: Re: This'll probably get me banned, but...
Post by: brimo on July 27, 2009, 03:39:06 PM
 ?
Quote from: brimo on July 25, 2009, 10:49:39 PM
Yeah, them philistines don't eat bac'n, them being mooslims n'all.
Quote from: MendoDave on July 27, 2009, 12:30:17 PM
Naw thats Palestine. Two different groups of people. It is interesting though, that they lived in the same place

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philistines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philistines)

[roll] [roll] [roll] [roll] [roll]

Yes...I know.. I am just make the beast with two backsing with ya. Ham ass, bacon, geddit

.......
Quote from: IZ on July 25, 2009, 05:30:59 PM
Turkey bacon on the other hand..   [thumbsup]


They don't eat bacon in Turkey either they're muslims too.....