This'll probably get me banned, but...

Started by il d00d, July 24, 2009, 06:56:42 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

herm

its sweet that the dmf has its own little alter ego/hate club out there in 101010101010 land
amusing too that a site like the cdc was created to "allow" all of the freedoms that the dmf tramples...yet so many there spend so much time crying complaining about how the smf is run.

<slips into fire resistant gear and waits>
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

ducpainter

I find it amusing that people would turn a thread about bacon...

into one about themselves.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Statler

Quote from: ducpainter on July 24, 2009, 04:43:17 PM
I find it amusing that people would turn a thread about bacon...

into one about themselves.

oink if you desperately want to be liked but play tough.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

DoubleEagle

This is a thread to nowhere !

Dolph     
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: ducpainter on July 24, 2009, 04:43:17 PM
I find it amusing that people would turn a thread about bacon...

into one about themselves.

Actually it was a thread about disliking bacon, and as we all know, when we're untrue to bacon, we're untrue to ourselves. That's why there's so much narcissism and self-hate in this thread.



I reckon if more of the posters went and had some bacon, they would feel better. Bacon fat not only greases the skids, greasy wheels, and is a social lubricant, but it also gives one a nice glossy coat.  [bow_down] [bacon]
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DoubleEagle

Does wonders for your Cholesterol ( LDL ).

Dolph    ;D
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

IZ

Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 24, 2009, 06:58:52 AM
bacon isn't all its cracked up to be.

Turkey bacon on the other hand..   [thumbsup]



Quote from: Triple J on July 24, 2009, 07:07:13 AM
Proscuitto

melon, and bread sticks!!

:D
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

brimo

Quote from: MrIncredible on July 24, 2009, 07:12:02 AM
Philistines.
Yeah, them philistines don't eat bac'n, them being mooslims n'all.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

cyrus buelton

Quote from: Statler on July 24, 2009, 01:44:39 PM
and one titled narcissism?


Nah, of all my mental conditions my psychiatrist has never diagnosed me with that.


Try again.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 27, 2009, 04:33:54 AM

Nah, of all my mental conditions my psychiatrist has never diagnosed me with that.


Try again.
that's not a mental condition...

It's a personality flaw. :-*
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



cyrus buelton

Quote from: ducpainter on July 27, 2009, 04:38:04 AM
that's not a mental condition...
It's a personality flaw. :-*

sureeeee.

Actually, you guys would be a bit surprised if you saw the results of my Myers-Briggs test.

I am not even a Type A personality.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Big Troubled Bear

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

herm

Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 27, 2009, 04:39:56 AM
sureeeee.

Actually, you guys would be a bit surprised if you saw the results of my Myers-Briggs test.

I am not even a Type A personality.

well i am.
and mental conditions are a personality flaw.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

MendoDave

Quote from: brimo on July 25, 2009, 10:49:39 PM
Yeah, them philistines don't eat bac'n, them being mooslims n'all.

The Philistines ceased to exist as a people about 1,500 years before the advent of Mooslums.

In other news...

The Columbus salami plant went up in flames the other day.  :'(



http://www.ktvu.com/news/20153773/detail.html

brimo

Quote from: MendoDave on July 27, 2009, 12:06:49 PM
The Philistines ceased to exist as a people about 1,500 years before the advent of Mooslums.

Really?......isn't Philistine that country next to Israel? The one that used to have that Ham ass guvmint that sent all them  rockets into the holy land.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917