Damn you have a fair amount of Douchebags
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pump-fists-not-gas-1073964.html#id1073964 (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pump-fists-not-gas-1073964.html#id1073964)
Beck has gone forth and multiplied!!! arghhhh!!!! :o
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: El Matador on August 26, 2009, 08:56:54 PM
Damn you have a fair amount of Douchebags
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pump-fists-not-gas-1073964.html#id1073964 (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pump-fists-not-gas-1073964.html#id1073964)
there are 3 distinct areas of NJ.
Northern - they claim they are from NY. lots of tanned asshats who want to be from "strong island"
southern - they claim philly. taking wife beaters from trash to formal wear.
da shore - usually older people who have gone there to retire and take advantage of the senior citizen discounts in atlantic city.
and the secret 4th area is the pine barrens. the piney's are scary. i don't make fun of them.
(http://www.guidofistpump.com/guidos3.jpg)
yo..... weres did you score dat dope beater?
yos... it was on sale at the Andy Pettitte section of American Eagle Outfitters.
shhhhhh don't anybody tell him it's a petite ;)
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 27, 2009, 05:02:52 AM
and the secret 4th area is the pine barrens. the piney's are scary. i don't make fun of them.
the pineys are where the jersey devil resides....don't mess with the pineys
Quote from: dolci on August 27, 2009, 06:44:53 AM
the pineys are where the jersey devil resides....don't mess with the pineys
John McMullen is still alive? :o
Sorry, we hated him in Houston when he owned the Astros.
Dude, isn't that a girls shirt? Look at the straps!
sadly that is accurate.... and i live in jersey. help me!!!
ahhhh!! i forwarded this to one of my friends in Jersey and she knows them!! One of them said he is going to stick his foot in my ass!! Sounds kinda kinky. I wonder if I'll have to take my shirt off too?
Quote from: NAKID on August 27, 2009, 08:25:56 AM
Dude, isn't that a girls shirt? Look at the straps!
Somebody didn't read what was typed under the pic.
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff27/charlieff/crazy-lips-demotivational-poster.jpg)
These guys rock! [roll]
When I go up to Jersey, I spend most of my time, Down Neck. Some of the best food in the states. [thumbsup]
There are really only 2 parts of Jersey: Atlantic+Cape May counties and the rest of the godforsaken state.
Seriously. I grew up in Brigantine, right over the bridge from AC, one of the tiny barrier islands. It's like a whole nother world when you leave the real South Jersey.
Quote from: El Matador on August 26, 2009, 08:56:54 PM
Damn you have a fair amount of Douchebags
Douchettes as well
Evidence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weU2olAl-E#normal)
^ that needs to be a Fox reality show
That needs birth control to be emitted from tanning beds and mixed in hair gel...
Quote from: tonyj311 on August 27, 2009, 09:17:54 AM
ahhhh!! i forwarded this to one of my friends in Jersey and she knows them!! One of them said he is going to stick his foot in my ass!! Sounds kinda kinky. I wonder if I'll have to take my shirt off too?
He's going to try to put *something* in your ass. This is quite a collection of homosexual gentlemen.
Seriously, look at this picture. If I didn't know this thread was about Long Island, I would have thought, man, that gay dude has huge lats...
(http://www.guidofistpump.com/guidos3.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/danrogy/5222008104006AM_Motivator_Jersey_Gi.jpg)
All the times i've been stuck in jersey, I've been waiting for this thread my entire life ;D
Idiocracy - Opening Sequence (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2682654/idiocracy_opening_sequence/)
Need I say anything more.
.... And people wonder why I get so pissed off when they ask me if I'm from Jersey when I tell them I moved to SoCal from the east coast... [bang] >:(
Don't even get me started on Long "Strong" Island...
I think you mean Bong Island. I grew up there, but that's my cross to bear.
-Dan
Ahhh, the good old Duke of York.
It's such a thoughtful thing he did, cleaving off New Jersey from New York and giving it away...
Such a forward thinker.
For a while, there was a movement in California to split into two states -- a north and a south California.
Assuming the entire current state has an IQ of 100 (average) the new Northern Cali would probably jump to an average of 120-130 and the Southern Cali would drop to about 80.
Is Ventura County still SoCal? I'm of the mind that it is more Central than Southern. LA sucks, but Santa Monica ain't half bad...
Quote from: Razzo Bolognese on August 29, 2009, 09:14:50 AM
I think you mean Bong Island. I grew up there, but that's my cross to bear.
-Dan
Bong Island... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
yeah, depends on where you are, I guess. ;)
the family was originally from the Bronx before getting up and moving to CT...
Quote from: Razzo Bolognese on August 29, 2009, 09:14:50 AM
I think you mean Bong Island. I grew up there, but that's my cross to bear.
-Dan
My teenage years were spent on Bong Island [bang]
Quote from: Short-Bus Bacon Junkie on August 29, 2009, 09:21:12 AM
Is Ventura County still SoCal? I'm of the mind that it is more Central than Southern. LA sucks, but Santa Monica ain't half bad...
Sorry, Southern California is Santa Barbara and everything south.
RE: Split the State in two. Bring it. Would solve many of the problems we have that are brought on by the North voters.
lol fuken jersey.. god i hate guidos.. my italian friend from SI hates them too.. lol.. so glade i live and grew up in brooklyn..
Quote from: cokey on August 29, 2009, 06:02:51 PM
lol fuken jersey.. god i hate guidos.. my italian friend from SI hates them too.. lol.. so glade i live and grew up in brooklyn..
(http://www.deltacleaning.co.uk/images/Glade%20Air%20Freshener.jpg)
FYI unless he or his parents were born in Italy, he isn't Italian.
Quote from: cokey on August 29, 2009, 06:02:51 PM
lol fuken jersey.. god i hate guidos.. my italian friend from SI hates them too.. lol.. so glade i live and grew up in brooklyn..
Figure out another way to describe Italians...
or go elsewhere.
Understood?
Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
Figure out another way to describe Italians...
or go elsewhere.
Understood?
funny thing to do on a forum dedicated to italian bikes too.. :D
Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
Figure out another way to describe Italians...
or go elsewhere.
Understood?
He wasn't talking about the beach from the video?
Quote from: NAKID on August 29, 2009, 06:31:42 PM
He wasn't talking about the beach from the video?
I don't really care Chris.
Sorry, I thought the beach was actually called that since it was on the Freeway Sign...
Quote from: NAKID on August 29, 2009, 06:34:57 PM
Sorry, I thought the beach was actually called that since it was on the Freeway Sign...
I kinda doubt that sign is what he was referring to.
I still don't care.
He was using an ethnic slur.
It's not cool here.
Quote from: ducatiz on August 29, 2009, 06:04:07 PM
FYI unless he or his parents were born in Italy, he isn't Italian.
Being born somewhere doesn't make you that nationality.