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Title: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: El Matador on August 26, 2009, 08:56:54 PM
Damn you have a fair amount of Douchebags

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pump-fists-not-gas-1073964.html#id1073964 (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pump-fists-not-gas-1073964.html#id1073964)
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: DesmoLu on August 26, 2009, 09:36:41 PM
Beck has gone forth and multiplied!!! arghhhh!!!!  :o
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 27, 2009, 04:27:39 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: KnightofNi on August 27, 2009, 05:02:52 AM
Quote from: El Matador on August 26, 2009, 08:56:54 PM
Damn you have a fair amount of Douchebags

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pump-fists-not-gas-1073964.html#id1073964 (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pump-fists-not-gas-1073964.html#id1073964)


there are 3 distinct areas of NJ.
Northern - they claim they are from NY. lots of tanned asshats who want to be from "strong island"
southern - they claim philly. taking wife beaters from trash to formal wear.
da shore - usually older people who have gone there to retire and take advantage of the senior citizen discounts in atlantic city.

and the secret 4th area is the pine barrens. the piney's are scary. i don't make fun of them.
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Grampa on August 27, 2009, 06:08:43 AM
(http://www.guidofistpump.com/guidos3.jpg)

yo..... weres did you score dat dope beater?


yos... it was on sale at the Andy Pettitte section of American Eagle Outfitters.


shhhhhh don't anybody tell him it's a petite ;)
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: dolci on August 27, 2009, 06:44:53 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 27, 2009, 05:02:52 AM

and the secret 4th area is the pine barrens. the piney's are scary. i don't make fun of them.

the pineys are where the jersey devil resides....don't mess with the pineys
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: swampduc on August 27, 2009, 06:51:21 AM
Quote from: dolci on August 27, 2009, 06:44:53 AM
the pineys are where the jersey devil resides....don't mess with the pineys
John McMullen is still alive?  :o
Sorry, we hated him in Houston when he owned the Astros.
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: NAKID on August 27, 2009, 08:25:56 AM
Dude, isn't that a girls shirt? Look at the straps!
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Magnus on August 27, 2009, 08:30:57 AM
sadly that is accurate....  and i live in jersey.  help me!!!
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: tonyj311 on August 27, 2009, 09:17:54 AM
ahhhh!! i forwarded this to one of my friends in Jersey and she knows them!! One of them said he is going to stick his foot in my ass!! Sounds kinda kinky. I wonder if I'll have to take my shirt off too?
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Rameses on August 27, 2009, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: NAKID on August 27, 2009, 08:25:56 AM
Dude, isn't that a girls shirt? Look at the straps!




Somebody didn't read what was typed under the pic. 
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Charlief on August 27, 2009, 01:12:37 PM
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff27/charlieff/crazy-lips-demotivational-poster.jpg)


These guys rock! [roll]
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: KopfjÀger on August 27, 2009, 01:56:59 PM
When I go up to Jersey, I spend most of my time, Down Neck. Some of the best food in the states.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Dannyboy on August 28, 2009, 05:27:40 AM
There are really only 2 parts of Jersey:  Atlantic+Cape May counties and the rest of the godforsaken state.

Seriously.  I grew up in Brigantine, right over the bridge from AC, one of the tiny barrier islands.  It's like a whole nother world when you leave the real South Jersey. 
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Turf on August 28, 2009, 05:34:36 AM
Quote from: El Matador on August 26, 2009, 08:56:54 PM
Damn you have a fair amount of Douchebags
Douchettes as well
Evidence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weU2olAl-E#normal)

Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Grampa on August 28, 2009, 06:23:12 AM
^ that needs to be a Fox reality show
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Slide Panda on August 28, 2009, 11:08:13 AM
That needs birth control to be emitted from tanning beds and mixed in hair gel...
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: il d00d on August 28, 2009, 02:21:51 PM
Quote from: tonyj311 on August 27, 2009, 09:17:54 AM
ahhhh!! i forwarded this to one of my friends in Jersey and she knows them!! One of them said he is going to stick his foot in my ass!! Sounds kinda kinky. I wonder if I'll have to take my shirt off too?

He's going to try to put *something* in your ass.  This is quite a collection of homosexual gentlemen.

Seriously, look at this picture.  If I didn't know this thread was about Long Island, I would have thought, man, that gay dude has huge lats...


(http://www.guidofistpump.com/guidos3.jpg)

Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Razzo Bolognese on August 28, 2009, 03:13:05 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/danrogy/5222008104006AM_Motivator_Jersey_Gi.jpg)
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Turf on August 28, 2009, 10:57:34 PM
All the times i've been stuck in jersey, I've been waiting for this thread my entire life  ;D


Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: The Architect on August 29, 2009, 08:50:51 AM
Idiocracy - Opening Sequence (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2682654/idiocracy_opening_sequence/)

Need I say anything more.



Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on August 29, 2009, 09:12:55 AM
.... And people wonder why I get so pissed off when they ask me if I'm from Jersey when I tell them I moved to SoCal from the east coast...   [bang]  >:(

Don't even get me started on Long "Strong" Island... 
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Razzo Bolognese on August 29, 2009, 09:14:50 AM
I think you mean Bong Island.  I grew up there, but that's my cross to bear.

-Dan
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: ducatiz on August 29, 2009, 09:16:03 AM
Ahhh, the good old Duke of York. 

It's such a thoughtful thing he did, cleaving off New Jersey from New York and giving it away...

Such a forward thinker. 

For a while, there was a movement in California to split into two states -- a north and a south California. 

Assuming the entire current state has an IQ of 100 (average) the new Northern Cali would probably jump to an average of 120-130 and the Southern Cali would drop to about 80.
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on August 29, 2009, 09:21:12 AM
Is Ventura County still SoCal? I'm of the mind that it is more Central than Southern.  LA sucks, but Santa Monica ain't half bad...
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on August 29, 2009, 09:35:37 AM
Quote from: Razzo Bolognese on August 29, 2009, 09:14:50 AM
I think you mean Bong Island.  I grew up there, but that's my cross to bear.

-Dan


Bong Island...   [laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]

yeah, depends on where you are, I guess.   ;)

the family was originally from the Bronx before getting up and moving to CT...
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: Howie on August 29, 2009, 02:16:35 PM
Quote from: Razzo Bolognese on August 29, 2009, 09:14:50 AM
I think you mean Bong Island.  I grew up there, but that's my cross to bear.

-Dan

My teenage years were spent on Bong Island [bang]
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: hbliam on August 29, 2009, 05:33:14 PM
Quote from: Short-Bus Bacon Junkie on August 29, 2009, 09:21:12 AM
Is Ventura County still SoCal? I'm of the mind that it is more Central than Southern.  LA sucks, but Santa Monica ain't half bad...

Sorry, Southern California is Santa Barbara and everything south.

RE: Split the State in two. Bring it. Would solve many of the problems we have that are brought on by the North voters.
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: cokey on August 29, 2009, 06:02:51 PM
lol fuken jersey.. god i hate guidos.. my italian friend from SI hates them too.. lol.. so glade i live and grew up in brooklyn..
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: ducatiz on August 29, 2009, 06:04:07 PM
Quote from: cokey on August 29, 2009, 06:02:51 PM
lol fuken jersey.. god i hate guidos.. my italian friend from SI hates them too.. lol.. so glade i live and grew up in brooklyn..
(http://www.deltacleaning.co.uk/images/Glade%20Air%20Freshener.jpg)

FYI unless he or his parents were born in Italy, he isn't Italian.
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: ducpainter on August 29, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
Quote from: cokey on August 29, 2009, 06:02:51 PM
lol fuken jersey.. god i hate guidos.. my italian friend from SI hates them too.. lol.. so glade i live and grew up in brooklyn..
Figure out another way to describe Italians...

or go elsewhere.

Understood?
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: ducatiz on August 29, 2009, 06:29:16 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
Figure out another way to describe Italians...

or go elsewhere.

Understood?

funny thing to do on a forum dedicated to italian bikes too.. :D
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: NAKID on August 29, 2009, 06:31:42 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
Figure out another way to describe Italians...

or go elsewhere.

Understood?

He wasn't talking about the beach from the video?
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: ducpainter on August 29, 2009, 06:32:32 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 29, 2009, 06:31:42 PM
He wasn't talking about the beach from the video?
I don't really care Chris.
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: NAKID on August 29, 2009, 06:34:57 PM
Sorry, I thought the beach was actually called that since it was on the Freeway Sign...
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: ducpainter on August 29, 2009, 06:37:50 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 29, 2009, 06:34:57 PM
Sorry, I thought the beach was actually called that since it was on the Freeway Sign...
I kinda doubt that sign is what he was referring to.

I still don't care.

He was using an ethnic slur.

It's not cool here.
Title: Re: With apologies to anyone from Joisy.
Post by: hbliam on August 29, 2009, 06:38:34 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 29, 2009, 06:04:07 PM

FYI unless he or his parents were born in Italy, he isn't Italian.

Being born somewhere doesn't make you that nationality.