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Started by El Matador, August 26, 2009, 08:56:54 PM

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Grampa

#15
August 28, 2009, 06:23:12 AM
^ that needs to be a Fox reality show
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Slide Panda

#16
August 28, 2009, 11:08:13 AM
That needs birth control to be emitted from tanning beds and mixed in hair gel...
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

il d00d

#17
August 28, 2009, 02:21:51 PM
Quote from: tonyj311 on August 27, 2009, 09:17:54 AM
ahhhh!! i forwarded this to one of my friends in Jersey and she knows them!! One of them said he is going to stick his foot in my ass!! Sounds kinda kinky. I wonder if I'll have to take my shirt off too?

He's going to try to put *something* in your ass.  This is quite a collection of homosexual gentlemen.

Seriously, look at this picture.  If I didn't know this thread was about Long Island, I would have thought, man, that gay dude has huge lats...




Razzo Bolognese

#18
August 28, 2009, 03:13:05 PM
2005 M1000S repainted to the proper Ducati Dark, CRG levers, open clutch cover, KN& Air filter, genuine knockoff Napoleon bar-end mirrors, Michelin Pilot Powers, PIAA Super-White headlight bulb, 9000 miles and counting.

Turf

#19
August 28, 2009, 10:57:34 PM
All the times i've been stuck in jersey, I've been waiting for this thread my entire life  ;D


I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

The Architect

#20
August 29, 2009, 08:50:51 AM


Need I say anything more.



The Bacon Junkie

#21
August 29, 2009, 09:12:55 AM
.... And people wonder why I get so pissed off when they ask me if I'm from Jersey when I tell them I moved to SoCal from the east coast...   [bang]  >:(

Don't even get me started on Long "Strong" Island... 
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Razzo Bolognese

#22
August 29, 2009, 09:14:50 AM
I think you mean Bong Island.  I grew up there, but that's my cross to bear.

-Dan
2005 M1000S repainted to the proper Ducati Dark, CRG levers, open clutch cover, KN& Air filter, genuine knockoff Napoleon bar-end mirrors, Michelin Pilot Powers, PIAA Super-White headlight bulb, 9000 miles and counting.

ducatiz

#23
August 29, 2009, 09:16:03 AM
Ahhh, the good old Duke of York. 

It's such a thoughtful thing he did, cleaving off New Jersey from New York and giving it away...

Such a forward thinker. 

For a while, there was a movement in California to split into two states -- a north and a south California. 

Assuming the entire current state has an IQ of 100 (average) the new Northern Cali would probably jump to an average of 120-130 and the Southern Cali would drop to about 80.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

The Bacon Junkie

#24
August 29, 2009, 09:21:12 AM
Is Ventura County still SoCal? I'm of the mind that it is more Central than Southern.  LA sucks, but Santa Monica ain't half bad...
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

The Bacon Junkie

#25
August 29, 2009, 09:35:37 AM
Quote from: Razzo Bolognese on August 29, 2009, 09:14:50 AM
I think you mean Bong Island.  I grew up there, but that's my cross to bear.

-Dan


Bong Island...   [laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]

yeah, depends on where you are, I guess.   ;)

the family was originally from the Bronx before getting up and moving to CT...
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Howie

#26
August 29, 2009, 02:16:35 PM
Quote from: Razzo Bolognese on August 29, 2009, 09:14:50 AM
I think you mean Bong Island.  I grew up there, but that's my cross to bear.

-Dan

My teenage years were spent on Bong Island [bang]

hbliam

#27
August 29, 2009, 05:33:14 PM
Quote from: Short-Bus Bacon Junkie on August 29, 2009, 09:21:12 AM
Is Ventura County still SoCal? I'm of the mind that it is more Central than Southern.  LA sucks, but Santa Monica ain't half bad...

Sorry, Southern California is Santa Barbara and everything south.

RE: Split the State in two. Bring it. Would solve many of the problems we have that are brought on by the North voters.

cokey

#28
August 29, 2009, 06:02:51 PM
lol fuken jersey.. god i hate guidos.. my italian friend from SI hates them too.. lol.. so glade i live and grew up in brooklyn..
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

ducatiz

#29
August 29, 2009, 06:04:07 PM
Quote from: cokey on August 29, 2009, 06:02:51 PM
lol fuken jersey.. god i hate guidos.. my italian friend from SI hates them too.. lol.. so glade i live and grew up in brooklyn..


FYI unless he or his parents were born in Italy, he isn't Italian.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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