[Statement of strong opinion, appropos of an event, news item or nothing whatsoever.]
[Opinion backed with half-truths, quarter-truths, and supposition. Link to blog, website or op-ed which recapitulates said opinion but more eloquently. Compilation of factoids gleaned from the first five hits on google]
[Link to Wikipedia entry on the subject]
[Statement of disbelief that anyone would have an opinion different than mine. Preemptive argument against any counter-argument anyone would be foolish enough to offer]
[Emoticon encapsulating all of the above]
Discuss.
I am the eggman
IBTL... [popcorn]
IB4TL
[laugh]
shit I got beat by seconds
[clap]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion)
I am the walrus...
and the walrus is still not on iTunes
Quote from: il d00d on September 09, 2009, 08:17:03 PM
[Statement of strong opinion, appropos of an event, news item or nothing whatsoever.]
[Opinion backed with half-truths, quarter-truths, and supposition. Link to blog, website or op-ed which recapitulates said opinion but more eloquently. Compilation of factoids gleaned from the first five hits on google]
[Link to Wikipedia entry on the subject]
[Statement of disbelief that anyone would have an opinion different than mine. Preemptive argument against any counter-argument anyone would be foolish enough to offer]
[Emoticon encapsulating all of the above]
Discuss.
<edited>
carry on
Quote from: il d00d on September 09, 2009, 08:17:03 PM
[Statement of strong opinion, appropos of an event, news item or nothing whatsoever.]
[Opinion backed with half-truths, quarter-truths, and supposition. Link to blog, website or op-ed which recapitulates said opinion but more eloquently. Compilation of factoids gleaned from the first five hits on google]
[Link to Wikipedia entry on the subject]
[Statement of disbelief that anyone would have an opinion different than mine. Preemptive argument against any counter-argument anyone would be foolish enough to offer]
[Emoticon encapsulating all of the above]
Discuss.
[expression of disbelief that someone could possibly think that way]
[imposition that you have questionable upbringing and substandard education]
[links to various websites of little or no consequence that support my differing opinion]
[direct statement of intent to discredit you and your opinion by using various forms of media available on the internet and personal experience]
[restating my opinionon the matter at hand while resolute in my belief that everyone else will be on my side due to the afore mentioned stupidity of your opinion]
[smiley]
[Racist remark]
You know what? YOU ARE WRONG. You have no idea what you are talking about. I don't even know why I bother to try and set you straight because you just won't listen. You and your kind are going to ruin America! [insert insult]!!!!!!1111!!!!1
coo coo ca choo
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png)
^
shit, that happened to me last night
Quote from: 13 on September 10, 2009, 05:55:29 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: bobspapa on September 10, 2009, 06:15:50 AM
it's goo goo g'joob
[fact] (not opinion)
http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/the_beatles/i_am_the_walrus.html (http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/the_beatles/i_am_the_walrus.html)
Quote from: bobspapa on September 10, 2009, 06:15:50 AM
it's goo goo g'joob
[fact] (not opinion)
Your argument is useless without a personal attack :P
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 05:16:38 AM
[expression of disbelief that someone could possibly think that way]
[Passive-aggressive statement]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 05:16:38 AM
[imposition that you have questionable upbringing and substandard education]
[Correction of grammatical error and passive-aggressive statement]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 05:16:38 AM
[links to various websites of little or no consequence that support my differing opinion]
[Criticism of websites. Implications about websites having little or no consequence as claimed by my websites of little value or substance]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 05:16:38 AM
[direct statement of intent to discredit you and your opinion by using various forms of media available on the internet and personal experience]
[Personal attack]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 05:16:38 AM
[restating my opinionon the matter at hand while resolute in my belief that everyone else will be on my side due to the afore mentioned stupidity of your opinion]
[smiley]
[Original opinion restated in a slightly different way, total ignorance of any salient points made]
Quote from: swampduc on September 10, 2009, 06:23:32 AM
Your argument is useless without a personal attack :P
ha ha..... my kung foo is strong... his is weak
Quote from: il d00d on September 10, 2009, 06:59:04 AM
[Passive-aggressive statement]
[assertation that you lack the ability to converse at a normal human level. insert random link about mental disorders and suggest that you get help]
Quote from: il d00d on September 10, 2009, 06:59:04 AM
[Correction of grammatical error and passive-aggressive statement]
[use grammatical correction to prove that you have no real basis for your argument. find minor grammatical correction to make]
Quote from: il d00d on September 10, 2009, 06:59:04 AM
[Criticism of websites. Implications about websites having little or no consequence as claimed by my websites of little value or substance]
[Personal attack]
[insist that your websites are bunk despite not actually looking at them]
[deflection of personal attack and insistence that i am the better person due to my lack of personal attacks]
[attempt to garner support based on the above]
Quote from: il d00d on September 10, 2009, 06:59:04 AM
[Original opinion restated in a slightly different way, total ignorance of any salient points made]
[personal attack for not admitting immediately that you were wrong]
Quote from: NAKID on September 10, 2009, 06:18:30 AM
http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/the_beatles/i_am_the_walrus.html (http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/the_beatles/i_am_the_walrus.html)
[thinly veiled attempt to continue subject change]
[double post dull-witted comments that are ignored]
[double post dull-witted comments that are ignored]
[complain about forum software]
[off handed remark on the duality of the administrative staff]
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on September 10, 2009, 07:43:29 AM
[double post dull-witted comments that are ignored]
[comment about noobs and why they suck]
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on September 10, 2009, 07:47:03 AM
[complain about forum software]
[link to FAQ]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 07:56:49 AM
[comment about noobs and why they suck]
[add snotty statement that I have better things to do than argue with a bunch of losers and say that I'm outta here]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 07:56:49 AM
[link to FAQ]
[fail multiple attempts to post insulting image to make above point]
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k445/majmontana/600px-No_image_available_svg.png)
Best thread in a long while.
And btw, YOU ARE ALL WRONG.
[mostly unrelated smart-ass comment] [cheeky]
[call someone a nazi or socialist]
[derby]
mitt
[irrelevant comment based on a pun of prior poster's serious comment]
[small type disclaimer]
[irrelevant thread jack]
Maine Man Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcDsd_sMtiw#normal)
[popcorn]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 07:17:02 AM
[insist that your websites are bunk despite not actually looking at them]
[deflection of personal attack and insistence that i am the better person due to my lack of personal attacks]
[attempt to garner support based on the above]
[Threat of locking thread if the personal attacks don't stop]
[Personal attack]
[more inane drivel from the administrative staff about "balls" and "playgrounds"]
Quote from: ZLTFUL on September 10, 2009, 10:32:45 AM
[more inane drivel from the administrative staff about "balls" and "playgrounds"]
[irrelevant off-colour pun about balls]
Quote from: ducatiz on September 10, 2009, 09:26:53 AM
[irrelevant comment based on a pun of prior poster's serious comment]
[small type disclaimer]
<Reports to mod>
[popcorn]
Quote from: ducatiz on September 10, 2009, 10:46:32 AM
[irrelevant off-colour pun about balls]
<reports to Mod>
[some high minded oblique insults]
<mod mocked by other mod>
Quote from: il d00d on September 10, 2009, 10:21:57 AM
[Threat of locking thread if the personal attacks don't stop]
[Personal attack]
[surmise there is sediment in your genital area]
[make bold stement of ceasing all discourse on the matter and assuring everyone I will no longer be checking this thread]
[ignore previous statement of ignoring this thread]
Quote from: il d00d on September 10, 2009, 10:23:47 AM
[Extremely pointed personal message to be copy/pasted to main thread, used against me]
[use PM to prove my original point that your opinion is wrong]
[revisit theory about substandard education and questionable upbringing]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 11:39:41 AM
[ignore previous statement of ignoring this thread]
[use PM to prove my original point that your opinion is wrong]
[revisit theory about substandard education and questionable upbringing]
[TOTAL DISBELIEF about violating the sanctity of the personal message]
[Empty threats about ignoring your messages, contacting lawyer about violation of privacy and libel]
Quote from: il d00d on September 10, 2009, 11:47:17 AM
[TOTAL DISBELIEF about violating the sanctity of the personal message]
[Empty threats about ignoring your messages, contacting lawyer about violation of privacy and libel]
[incredulity over having a lawyer contacted due to an internet argument]
[assertation that you are still a virgin]
[invitation to meet me face to face and offer to buy a drink]
[caveat of implicit violence should you try any of the same BS in real life]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 11:55:00 AM
[incredulity over having a lawyer contacted due to an internet argument]
[assertation that you are still a virgin]
[invitation to meet me face to face and offer to buy a drink]
[caveat of implicit violence should you try any of the same BS in real life]
[notification of your fortunate status of luck, on account that I live cross country]
This is the funniest thread on the interwebz!
I agree. This thread belongs in the DMF hall of fame!
tl;dr
Quote from: ZLTFUL on September 10, 2009, 10:32:45 AM
[more inane drivel from the administrative staff about "balls" and "playgrounds"]
[you can kiss my balls on the playground...
if that's how you roll....]
[personal attack]
Quote from: pennyrobber on September 10, 2009, 12:55:07 PM
[notification of your fortunate status of luck, on account that I live cross country]
[dismissal]
[suggestion of small genitals]
[sneak back into thread after dramatic exit on a previous page]
[quote entire original post and blame lawyers for everything]
[pat self on back, confidant that everyone will agree with comment, and prepare to be recognized as an internet hero]
[Use your own words to prove you wrong and more importantly me right]
[make off color remark about how I must log off to perform lascivious acts with your mother, wife, girlfriend, and as a last resort family members and/or same sex partner]
[wanders in after not reading any part of the thread and says "it won't take off"] ;)
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 04:49:49 PM
[dismissal]
[suggestion of small genitals]
[irrelevant reference to characters from
A Fistful of Yen named Hung Well, Long Wang and Enormous Genitals]
[thinly veiled reference to rolling a joint]
Quote from: somegirl on September 10, 2009, 05:23:19 PM
[wanders in after not reading any part of the thread and says "it won't take off"] ;)
[replies "it will if you stick a $5 bill in its g string"]
Quote from: Holden on September 09, 2009, 08:24:40 PM
IBTIB4TL... 8)
[ Attempts to enter heated dialog asking what this 'interwebs' term means from a completely irrelevant non sequitur 7 pages back.]
[Answers own question linking to another post]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 04:49:49 PM
[dismissal]
[suggestion of small genitals]
[suggests use for inadequate genitalia with diagram and link to porn site]
NSFW
Quote from: Desmostro on September 10, 2009, 05:51:48 PM
[ Attempts to enter heated dialog asking what this 'interwebs' term means from a completely irrelevant non sequitur 7 pages back.]
[Answers own question linking to another post]
[suggests use for inadequate genitalia with diagram and link to porn site]
NSFW
[fix link and warn that that will get the thread locked]
[calls out original poster with clever and disparaging take on their screen name for not replying thus proving that they know they are wrong]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 05:56:20 PM
[fix link and warn that that will get the thread locked]
[calls out original poster with clever and disparaging take on their screen name for not replying thus proving that they know they are wrong]
[complains that link not visible from work]
[begs that someone email pics directly]
[calls linker poster stupid for not mentioning it is nsfw]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 05:16:38 AM
[expression of disbelief that someone could possibly think that way]
[imposition that you have questionable upbringing and substandard education]
[links to various websites of little or no consequence that support my differing opinion]
[direct statement of intent to discredit you and your opinion by using various forms of media available on the internet and personal experience]
[restating my opinionon the matter at hand while resolute in my belief that everyone else will be on my side due to the afore mentioned stupidity of your opinion]
[smiley]
Freestyle Rap Battle: Translated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk#normal)
Quote from: Holden on September 10, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
Freestyle Rap Battle: Translated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk#normal)
Standing [clap]
[in regard to all of the above]
+1
[insert post so it ends up on top of next page]
[ (https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3481/3908148017_c9737d4a46_o.jpg) ]
[inserts link to prove validity of arguement in the face of Nick Hair Bird]
http://www.smouch.net/lol/ (http://www.smouch.net/lol/)
[Thereby proving op right despite my arguement to the contrary]
I don't get it?
???
Quote from: Holden on September 10, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
Freestyle Rap Battle: Translated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk#normal)
[laugh]
Holy shit that was funny!
[clap]
[insert diversionary post of a completely unrelated nature here]
[apologize for said post and ask that future posters return to the original subject]
[acknowledge that said original subject is still wrong and/or too controversial and the thread should be locked soon anyway]
Quote from: Scottish on September 10, 2009, 09:43:52 PM
[inserts link to prove validity of arguement in the face of Nick Hair Bird]
http://www.smouch.net/lol/ (http://www.smouch.net/lol/)
[Thereby proving op right despite my arguement to the contrary]
advantage: Scottish
Quote from: Bendy on September 10, 2009, 06:19:17 PM
[in regard to all of the above]
+1
[adds 11ty billion]
[makes a sincere request for a Racing Underground invite by swearing that the post count of 1 and join date of today in no way define the true status of lurker for years and years and not some law enforcement agency]
[Adds w00t! and notes that w00t, is spelled with zero's, not O's, a common misspelling. ]
[Adds other complimentary remarks siding with the momentarily winning element and punctuates with indisputable smilies hoping for camaraderie by association]
Quote from: ZLTFUL on September 11, 2009, 07:57:13 AM
[makes a sincere request for a Racing Underground invite by swearing that the post count of 1 and join date of today in no way define the true status of lurker for years and years and not some law enforcement agency]
[laugh] [clap] [makes excuse about Racing Underground invites being spent with a superior tone, then offers worthless link code as if to a subordinate]
[go back and edit my previous posts so I sound smarter]
[needlessly remind everyone that this is a motorcycle forum]
[complains that this is common knowledge that this is a motorcycle forum]
[makes grandious statements of irrelevance of this entire thread]
[answers mild thread-jack 3 pages back]
[threatens to lock entire thread for no good reason]
[call board founder a troll]
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on September 11, 2009, 05:03:28 PM
[call board founder a troll]
[arbitrary defense and ass kiss to board founder]
[imply you have questionable sexual mores]
[imply you have chicken strips]
[offer everyone a cyber-beer]
[post popcorn emoticon to express my interest in watching everyone else argue while passively staying out of it]
Quote from: ducatiz on September 11, 2009, 05:07:33 PM
[arbitrary defense and ass kiss to board founder]
[imply you have questionable sexual mores]
[imply you have chicken strips]
[offer everyone a cyber-beer]
[call for end of ad hominem attacks without knowing what ad hominem means]
[garner the coveted top spot on the new page again]
[Makes reference to posters comment about being the "Egg Man" and how it is a false claim, as my opinion is that he got cracked on the forehead here's a towel now wipe]
[Personal attack]
[Hopes that the admin types don't Ban or lock thread but if they do they are all a bunch of *&$ #$@!^]
[Denys any wrong doing]
[Dons Monkey mask in the hopes that nobody will identify me http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29403.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29403.0)]
Quote from: MendoDave on September 12, 2009, 11:32:18 AM
[Personal attack]
[Hopes that the admin types don't Ban or lock thread but if they do they are all a bunch of *&$ #$@!^]
[Denys any wrong doing]
+1
[Makes claim that all people in authority positions are fasciast]
Quote from: MendoDave on September 12, 2009, 11:32:18 AM
[Dons Monkey mask in the hopes that nobody will identify me http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29403.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29403.0)]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 11:55:00 AM
[incredulity over having a lawyer contacted due to an internet argument]
[Omitted from quote in hopes that readers of thread forget lawyer tangent exists]
[quote from older post included. Reluctant concession of some lesser point to initiate awkward de-escalation]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 11:55:00 AM
[assertation that you are still a virgin]
[Accusation of suspicious interest in sexuality - foundation laid for greater indictment of heterosexual status]
[Emoticon expressing a wish that this be treated as a light-hearted jab, but one that could easily carry the weight of more angry gibberish]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 11:55:00 AM
[invitation to meet me face to face and offer to buy a drink]
[Expansion of homosexuality thesis. Assurance that "there is nothing wrong with that." Additional comments with homoerotic overtones]
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 11:55:00 AM
[caveat of implicit violence should you try any of the same BS in real life]
[Reluctant acceptance of said drink, conditional on venue, drink, and overall threat to sexuality]
[Despite total lack of recognition of valid points or demonstration of any respect for poster, exasperated agreement "to disagree"]
[Emoticon encapsulating all of the above]
~FIN~
[pared down quoting of response]
[feigned loss of interest in the topic]
[one final jab upon relization that the thread might be locked soon]
[more seriously toned threats of thread locking based on sexuality/violence of above posts (again stating 'there's nothing wrong with that)]
[no emoticon closure adding depth to above threat]
[bold reminder of my obviously superior status and position]
[my name as if you don't already know it]
[leaves to b*tch and complain about general declining status of board membership amongst other mods]
[posts picture of a monkey]
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on September 14, 2009, 03:55:33 PM
[posts picture of a monkey overlords]
[quote, edit last post]
[comment about correcting what you posted]
[thumb up]
Quote from: Duck-Stew on September 14, 2009, 03:52:03 PM
[more seriously toned threats of thread locking based on sexuality/violence of above posts (again stating 'there's nothing wrong with that)]
[Restates previous opinion on those who appear to be superior to myself and hold positions of authority while peeking out from behind monkey mask]
[Goes off to oogle picture of Warren's bike while mulling over ways to "Stick it to the Man"]
[random +11tyb to some random post 3 pages back]
[comments that this thread has jumped the shark]
[Quotes above post]
[Feels the need to provide visual and posts pic of the Fonz in the legendary act]
[ignorant months-later thread resurrection caused by usage of the search function and failure to regard last post date]
[overused internet meme expressing admiration for the above poster]
[Animated gif of a man clapping]
So another thread dedicated to JuddDDdDdDD goes to 6 pages for no reason...
;D [cheeky]
[quote of above poster]
[beratement at not posting in this thread in the correct format and question as to whether said poster has crush on JuDdDd]
[animation of angry face with smoke coming out of ears followed by animation of face with hand down pants]
[quote of above poster]
[Picture of troll followed by general defamation of his character]
[Tongue-out smiley]
[quote of above poster]
[picture of my hairy unwashed posterior followed by the kissing smiley]
[then a picture of bacon for no known reason]
[BACON]
[mindless quote of page 2 vintage]
[pointless additional quote from page 3]
[rambles on about how useless entire thread is]
[waving smiley and a promise never to return]
maybe I should ask if anyone would like tea while you have this discussion............I'm putting the kettle on anyway.
Sugar and a little milk. Thanks ;D
Quote from: badgalbetty on May 31, 2010, 06:23:24 AM
maybe I should ask if anyone would like tea while you have this discussion............I'm putting the kettle on anyway.
Quote from: Dan on May 31, 2010, 06:33:16 AM
Sugar and a little milk. Thanks ;D
[fail]
Quote from: lethe on May 31, 2010, 04:12:40 AM
[quote of above poster]
[beratement at not posting in this thread in the correct format and question as to whether said poster has crush on JuDdDd]
[animation of angry face with smoke coming out of ears followed by animation of face with hand down pants]
[win]
(I am not really sure what this thread is about) would someone care to explain. Maybe less whiskey in my tea........ [laugh]
[rant about why this thread should have died]
[picture of man hitting a dead horse with a large stick]
[enters]
[finds himself confused, and indifferent]
[leaves]
after wasting good [drink] do too excessive [laugh] and cleaning keyboard/monitor, wipimg tears out of eyes, and blowing nose (funny porter usually tastes better)
[ask Mods to make this thread a sticky]
[You are all wrong. My unstated opinion is the best and rightest]
[Bird]
[Coffee]