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I HAVE A STRONG OPINION (the generic argument thread)

Started by il d00d, September 09, 2009, 08:17:03 PM

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ducatiz

#45
September 10, 2009, 12:59:03 PM
This is the funniest thread on the interwebz!
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Oldfisti

#46
September 10, 2009, 01:03:34 PM
I agree. This thread belongs in the DMF hall of fame!
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

trenner

#47
September 10, 2009, 03:58:16 PM
tl;dr

ducpainter

#48
September 10, 2009, 04:04:15 PM Last Edit: September 10, 2009, 04:07:21 PM by ducpainter
Quote from: ZLTFUL on September 10, 2009, 10:32:45 AM
[more inane drivel from the administrative staff about "balls" and "playgrounds"]
[you can kiss my balls on the playground...

if that's how you roll....]

[personal attack]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


KnightofNi

#49
September 10, 2009, 04:49:49 PM
Quote from: pennyrobber on September 10, 2009, 12:55:07 PM
[notification of your fortunate status of luck, on account that I live cross country]

[dismissal]
[suggestion of small genitals]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Johnny OrganDonor

#50
September 10, 2009, 05:02:05 PM
[sneak back into thread after dramatic exit on a previous page]

[quote entire original post and blame lawyers for everything]

[pat self on back, confidant that everyone will agree with comment, and prepare to be recognized as an internet hero]

gage

#51
September 10, 2009, 05:10:59 PM
[Use your own words to prove you wrong and more importantly me right]
[make off color remark about how I must log off to perform lascivious acts with your mother, wife, girlfriend, and as a last resort family members and/or same sex partner]

somegirl

#52
September 10, 2009, 05:23:19 PM
[wanders in after not reading any part of the thread and says "it won't take off"] ;)
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ducatiz

#53
September 10, 2009, 05:41:28 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 04:49:49 PM
[dismissal]
[suggestion of small genitals]

[irrelevant reference to characters from A Fistful of Yen named Hung Well, Long Wang and Enormous Genitals]

[thinly veiled reference to rolling a joint]


Quote from: somegirl on September 10, 2009, 05:23:19 PM
[wanders in after not reading any part of the thread and says "it won't take off"] ;)

[replies "it will if you stick a $5 bill in its g string"]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Desmostro

#54
September 10, 2009, 05:51:48 PM
Quote from: Holden on September 09, 2009, 08:24:40 PM
IBTIB4TL... 8)

[ Attempts to enter heated dialog asking what this 'interwebs' term means from a completely irrelevant non sequitur 7 pages back.]

[Answers own question linking to another post]

Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 04:49:49 PM
[dismissal]
[suggestion of small genitals]

[suggests use for inadequate genitalia with diagram and link to porn site]
NSFW
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

KnightofNi

#55
September 10, 2009, 05:56:20 PM
Quote from: Desmostro on September 10, 2009, 05:51:48 PM
[ Attempts to enter heated dialog asking what this 'interwebs' term means from a completely irrelevant non sequitur 7 pages back.]

[Answers own question linking to another post]

[suggests use for inadequate genitalia with diagram and link to porn site]
NSFW

[fix link and warn that that will get the thread locked]

[calls out original poster with clever and disparaging take on their screen name for not replying thus proving that they know they are wrong]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducatiz

#56
September 10, 2009, 05:59:18 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 05:56:20 PM
[fix link and warn that that will get the thread locked]

[calls out original poster with clever and disparaging take on their screen name for not replying thus proving that they know they are wrong]

[complains that link not visible from work]

[begs that someone email pics directly]

[calls linker poster stupid for not mentioning it is nsfw]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Holden

#57
September 10, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 10, 2009, 05:16:38 AM
[expression of disbelief that someone could possibly think that way]

[imposition that you have questionable upbringing and substandard education]

[links to various websites of little or no consequence that support my differing opinion]

[direct statement of intent to discredit you and your opinion by using various forms of media available on the internet and personal experience]

[restating my opinionon the matter at hand while resolute in my belief that everyone else will be on my side due to the afore mentioned stupidity of your opinion]

[smiley]
Freestyle Rap Battle:  Translated

Oldfisti

#58
September 10, 2009, 06:17:05 PM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Bendy

#59
September 10, 2009, 06:19:17 PM
[in regard to all of the above]

+1
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