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Title: Epic Fail
Post by: He Man on March 13, 2010, 10:27:40 AM
So a few guys from the cable company came over. 2 of them to be exact. and i took my wallet i had laying on my living room table and threw it somewhere in my room that isnt in plain sight. in fact its so out of plain sight that its a well hidden spot. In fact its so well hidden that i have no make the beast with two backsing clue where my wallet is right now.

[roll]

</rant>
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: fastwin on March 13, 2010, 10:43:12 AM
Since you were hiding it from the cables guys in the first place you ought to ask them to find it. Probably will find it in under a minute! [laugh]
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 13, 2010, 10:51:00 AM
Some of us just keep our wallets in our pockets.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: He Man on March 13, 2010, 11:13:10 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 13, 2010, 10:51:00 AM
Some of us just keep our wallets in our pockets.

That would require me to actually be wearing pants that had pockets to begin with.  :P

Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 13, 2010, 11:23:15 AM
Quote from: He Man on March 13, 2010, 11:13:10 AM
That would require me to actually be wearing pants that had pockets to begin with.  :P



I imagine if you weren't wearing your pants with pockets, you could've put it in your purse.



Yeah, I said it.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: hbliam on March 13, 2010, 01:33:06 PM
Having just read your umpteen fail thread...I respectfully request you change your avatar rather then bring continued dishonor on Bruce.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: fastwin on March 13, 2010, 02:58:57 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Grampa on March 13, 2010, 04:49:16 PM
do you get a discount on your cable bill if you're pantsless when they show up?


cg/hm/cg threeway   :-\
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Grampa on March 13, 2010, 04:51:40 PM
and.... I know, you said they were pants sans pockets..... I just think it's funnier if I pretend you said you were not wearing pants.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: NoisyDante on March 13, 2010, 04:58:03 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 13, 2010, 04:51:40 PM
and.... I know, you said they were pants sans pockets..... I just think it's funnier if I pretend you said you were not wearing pants.

pantless wearing an angora sweater
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 13, 2010, 08:07:33 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 13, 2010, 04:51:40 PM
and.... I know, you said they were pants sans pockets..... I just think it's funnier if I pretend you said you were not wearing pants.

my brain stopped at that point in his post  :D
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: KnightofNi on March 14, 2010, 11:43:50 AM
they could have been hot pants.
those pants don't have pockets
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: sbrguy on March 14, 2010, 02:09:38 PM
well the good news is that nobody can steal your wallet now, so at least you won't be posting up how someone took your wallet and charged 1 billion dollars on your credit card.

so that is the bright side of the situation.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 14, 2010, 06:28:30 PM
But the bad news is we now know He Man wears pants without pockets.

I've never seen those made for the male gender.

I can only assume he's gone down the dark road to becoming a transvestite.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 14, 2010, 07:33:28 PM
it's not a dark road. it's just total clothing rights for men!
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: He Man on March 14, 2010, 07:38:03 PM
i leave this thread unattended for just 1 day and now im a tranny. WTH  :-\


I was wearing shorts around the house lol. Basketball shorts dont have pockets and neither do running shorts!!!

I was in my house, not working or going out. Man.

ya'll people got SICK minds.   [laugh]
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: teddy037.2 on March 14, 2010, 07:48:35 PM
Quote from: He Man on March 14, 2010, 07:38:03 PM
ya'll people got SICK minds.   [laugh]

not me! I was defending your wardrobe choices!
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Piller on March 14, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
Did you look between the mattress and box springs?
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: He Man on March 14, 2010, 09:13:12 PM
Quote from: Piller on March 14, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
Did you look between the mattress and box springs?

nah i found it 5 hours after i started the thread. Somehow the metrocard got seperated from my wallet and ended up inside my piano bench and my wallet itself ended up in an old book bag that i dont use and keep in a corner.

Strangely i thought i might not have tried to hide it and checked my credit cards. on my american express blue card, there was an extra 300 dollars spent. I coudlnt for the life of me figure out how it happened and i was bugging out.

I called up amex and after a long debate on who spent it, it turns out it was a computer error on the part of Northern Tools who double charged me for a sand blaster i bought and Amex is reversing it. Had a little scare, of all the things ive lost in my life, ive never lost a wallet (but theres maybe 20 people out there who holds hte key to my house but they dont know where i live!)
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: KnightofNi on March 15, 2010, 06:01:33 AM
you play basketball in hot pants?
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: fastwin on March 15, 2010, 06:58:02 AM
Ahhh... change the door lock to your house?
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: ducpainter on March 15, 2010, 07:02:19 AM
Quote from: fastwin on March 15, 2010, 06:58:02 AM
Ahhh... change the door lock to your house?
...but they don't know where he lives.

What could go wrong? ;D
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on March 15, 2010, 08:37:29 AM
Ummm, yeah I'm thinking a $19.95 Defiant front foor lock and bolt combo might be a good investment right about now. Doesn't cost a lot, but buys a lot of peace-of-mind.

Hello, stop reading and get to Home Depot.


NOW would be a good time.

The Doc


(If you haven't yet gotten up off your dereirre perhaps you missed my point. . . . . )
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 15, 2010, 08:43:12 AM
Quote from: Doctor Woodrow on March 15, 2010, 08:37:29 AM
Ummm, yeah I'm thinking a $19.95 Defiant front foor lock and bolt combo might be a good investment right about now. Doesn't cost a lot, but buys a lot of peace-of-mind.

Hello, stop reading and get to Home Depot.


NOW would be a good time.



He can't go there. His bike will get knocked over.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: He Man on March 15, 2010, 09:16:46 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 15, 2010, 08:43:12 AM
He can't go there. His bike will get knocked over ran over.



THe last key i lost was almost 7 years ago. Its not that big of a deal wit ha city of 15 million, how the hell do u know which key goes where when they pretty much all look alike?
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on March 15, 2010, 09:41:24 AM
At least the guy will leave a flyer behind so he knows who did it.

The Doc
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: lethe on March 15, 2010, 04:02:01 PM
Quote from: He Man on March 15, 2010, 09:16:46 AM


THe last key i lost was almost 7 years ago. Its not that big of a deal wit ha city of 15 million, how the hell do u know which key goes where when they pretty much all look alike?
I think you'd be easy to find, just look for the unluckiest looking street and the place with the most chips in the sidewalk in front and cracks in the windows is yours.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on March 15, 2010, 05:15:11 PM
And a lying on its side with a home depot flyer tucked behind the headlight.

The Doc

(I'm just messing with you man)
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: r_ciao on March 16, 2010, 01:17:58 PM
Quote from: He Man on March 13, 2010, 10:27:40 AM
So a few guys from the cable company came over. 2 of them to be exact. and i took my wallet i had laying on my living room table and threw it somewhere in my room that isnt in plain sight. in fact its so out of plain sight that its a well hidden spot. In fact its so well hidden that i have no make the beast with two backsing clue where my wallet is right now.

[roll]

</rant>

Similar story.  My brother's house was broken into.  Desk drawer searched.  Credit cards stolen and used. I go home and immediately take the stack of unused credit cards from desk drawer and hide them.  That was three months ago and I still cannot find them!  ugh!  FAIL.