Need some good recipes
dmf input appreciated.
Drink it!! ;D ;)
It's great with nipples...oh sorry wrong forum.
add vodka
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 20, 2010, 03:39:18 PM
Need some good recipes
dmf input appreciated.
dump it out... [puke]
add it to sprite or fresca, add a few cherries and grenadine, put a wedge of pineapple on the glass (pretty glass better) and get the womenz of the house drunkled.
set it on the table next to a bottle of whiskey, and show it how to get drunk.
Quote from: herm (not herb) on April 20, 2010, 04:19:19 PM
set it on the table next to a bottle of whiskey, and show it how to get drunk.
isn't that what I said?
the only way to use this up with dignity is to seduce college aged girls. its really your only choice.
Jello shots, everyone loves Jello
Quote from: DesmoLu on April 20, 2010, 04:23:44 PM
the only way to use this up with dignity is to seduce college aged girls. its really your only choice.
G is all the college aged (looking) girl I want. She's drinking up right now (we laughed at the thread as stoli raz is almost same stuff and that's in her glass.)
[laugh]
Put a kerosine soaked towel in the neck, light it, and then throw it at the person who gave it to you. ;)
Add Sprite.
Subtract anything resembling manhood or dignity.
Have Cceatme bring it to Nate along with Toasty as a Valentine's day gift. [thumbsup] maybe Cceatme can wear a pink tutu.
Quote from: Obsessed? on April 20, 2010, 05:15:32 PM
Add Sprite.
Subtract anything resembling manhood or dignity.
Start with vodka -- lots of Soviet Union vodka. Then finish off the cognac. Look around the apartment somewhere in the heart of Moscow and realize that the only alcohol left is Russian ... hmm... it's in cyrillic so sound it out... fer... fer... ver... mutt. Ver-mutt. Straight shots of Russian Vermouth in a two liter bottle. After that, nothing is off limits.
YMMV.
Add ice and tonic water and pretend it's cherry 7-up.
It's the least offensive mix I can think of.
Mix two parts Godiva liqueur with one part raspberry Smirnoff in a cocktail shaker. Shake with ice and pour into martini glasses. Adjust your Godiva/Smirnoff ratio as desired. [thumbsup]
Quote from: bluemoco on April 20, 2010, 05:36:13 PM
Mix two parts Godiva liqueur with one part raspberry Smirnoff in a cocktail shaker. Shake with ice and pour into martini glasses. Adjust your Godiva/Smirnoff ratio as desired by the woman you are trying to get drunk and take advantage of. [thumbsup]
Fixed.
sac
raspberry iced tea?
i happen to like most flavored vodkas.
and it's called a kilt, not a skirt
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 20, 2010, 05:43:38 PM
raspberry iced tea?
i happen to like most flavored vodkas.
and it's called a kilt, not a skirt
You're so metal.
sac
Quote from: SacDuc on April 20, 2010, 05:47:00 PM
You're so metal.
sac
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p261/jgansworth/NathanExplosion.jpg)
Brutal.
Omg my wife and I are laughing so hard we're in tears!
Love the one about lighting the rag and throwing it at who gave it to me.
My dad did it. [laugh]
we love this red wine called red cat and I thought I might try mixing it 1:1 with that and calling the drink "Have you seen my pants?"
Burn it! [evil]
1 Break the bottle.
2 Use said broken bottle to rob liquor store and get some Jameson or Knob Creek.
3 Operate heavy machinery.
Bring it to DIMBY and burn it ;D
I understand you can get drunk by doing a booze enema. You could figure out which method (orally, or... the other one) is a less repulsive way to get drunk on a bottle of raspberry Smirnoff. I'm not a bettin' man, but my money is on the other one.
Another idea:
Mix one part Raspberry Smirnoff with three parts orange juice.
Add a Tbs of triple sec, a splash of Rose's Lime, blend.
Wet rim of collins glass, and coat with raw sugar.
Pour blended mixture into glass, drizzle with grenadine, garnish with lime wedge
Throw drink at someone you hate.
Serve it to guests that you want to get rid of early
I've never seen that shit at any bar I've ever been to.
Just sayin'.
mix with whipped cream; pour on french toast
Quote from: winsomelosenone on April 20, 2010, 07:07:15 PM
1 Break the bottle.
2 Use said broken bottle to rob liquor store and get some Jameson or Knob Creek.
3 Operate heavy machinery.
^best use yet^
How about Rasbombs.
Rocks glass: Half Vodka Half Redbull
The UV Bluerasberry is even better.
So why the stigma with vodka/flavored vodka being girly. Its the same damn proof as Jack.
I hate whiskey and it makes me mean so I drink vodka. Does that make me a girly man?
Quote from: metallimonster on April 21, 2010, 03:11:56 AM
How about Rasbombs.
Rocks glass: Half Vodka Half Redbull
The UV Bluerasberry is even better.
So why the stigma with vodka/flavored vodka being girly. Its the same damn proof as Jack.
I hate whiskey and it makes me mean so I drink vodka. Does that make me a girly man?
If it does...
then I'm one too. [thumbsup]
I don't like the flavored vodkas though. [puke]
Thanks DP makes me feel good that such an experienced man likes my drink. ;D
I only do flavored vodka with bombs usually its Svedka and a sprinkle of Crystal Light straight up with no water over ice.
I only switched because JD made me puke and fall down.
Now I don't puke. ;D
I was into the redbull for a while.
Get yourself a bottle of this
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1006/3166840836_f3caf46730_b.jpg)
and a bottle of olives...
and call me.
straight vodka [puke]
it all tastes like rubbing alcohol to me.
I have to mix. . .
If you have to mix (which I do too) seriously try the Pink Lemonade Crystal Light. I just put ice in a big cup to the top and fill with vodka and dump it on. That way when the ice melts it thins out the vodka. Tastes great and if you can get through a pint in two drinks which is the way to go if you ask me. ;D
But go for the bombs with the rasberry flavored vodka for now.
The real deal...not grain but real spud juice
http://www.polishedpalate.com/docs/BlueIceVodka.pdf (http://www.polishedpalate.com/docs/BlueIceVodka.pdf)
Quote from: RAT900 on April 21, 2010, 03:53:35 AM
The real deal...not grain but real spud juice
http://www.polishedpalate.com/docs/BlueIceVodka.pdf (http://www.polishedpalate.com/docs/BlueIceVodka.pdf)
There are lots of good, reasonably priced tater juices available today. [thumbsup]
If forced to drink it........
I'd just mix in with some sprite zero or 7-up.
I often mix cherry 7-up with regular vodka.
My guess is the taste would be very similar aside from raspberry verse cherry.
Vanilla Vodka and Coke Zero is really good. It is also good with root beer.
Mix with ice t if you must drink it.
Quote from: mookieo2 on April 21, 2010, 05:59:41 AM
Mix with ice t if you must drink it.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Ice-T_at_the_2009_Tribeca_Film_Festival_2.jpg/220px-Ice-T_at_the_2009_Tribeca_Film_Festival_2.jpg)
Word?
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 21, 2010, 03:41:22 AM
straight vodka [puke]
it all tastes like rubbing alcohol to me.
I have to mix. . .
A lot of it has to do with the distilling process.
The stuff here... http://www.coloradopuredistilling.com/ (http://www.coloradopuredistilling.com/) is really good. Small batches, private label only. However, you can buy a bottle and take it back for a steeply discounted refill. [thumbsup]
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on April 21, 2010, 06:20:13 AM
A lot of it has to do with the distilling process.
I still don't get why some smirnoff tastes like shit and it is "triple distilled"
also.............
Isn't Vodka supposed to be made from Potatoes? At least in its original state?
Now it seems it is all grain alcohol verse the real deal.
I typically only buy potato vodka as it tastes better.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 21, 2010, 07:00:47 AM
I still don't get why some smirnoff tastes like shit and it is "triple distilled"
also.............
Isn't Vodka supposed to be made from Potatoes? At least in its original state?
Now it seems it is all grain alcohol verse the real deal.
I typically only buy potato vodka as it tastes better.
Actually, Smirnoff is one of the better ones.
And vodka can be made out of just about anything.
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on April 21, 2010, 07:11:08 AM
Actually, Smirnoff is one of the better ones.
And vodka can be made out of just about anything.
A "neutral spirit" can be made from just about anything containing sugar. What makes a Vodka is defined differently by different countries. The pineapple "vodka" currently being made in Hawaii would not likely qualify as such in most of the rest of the world.
sac
You'd think Idaho with all the freaking tater fields in the south would have got on this
a long time ago but now there are a couple idaho vodkas that are good;
44 degrees and Spudka, both good spud juice vodkas
Quote from: VisceralReaction on April 22, 2010, 09:16:01 AM
You'd think Idaho with all the freaking tater fields in the south would have got on this
a long time ago but now there are a couple idaho vodkas that are good;
44 degrees and Spudka, both good spud juice vodkas
I think this one is better than those two-
http://www.idahopotatovodka.com/vodka/ (http://www.idahopotatovodka.com/vodka/)
also local owned instead of a big mfr
i find potato vodka to be too sweet in a straight martini....better in sweeter concoctions.
i have a similar problem to the OP...i have a bottle of huckleberry vodka hiding in the back of the cabinet.
havent found a way to drink it i like. might end up with 7-up (or club soda) when the weather feels summery
wait got it- try mixing the ras vodka with lemonaide.
we bought a bottle of blackberry vodka.
we tried several times to get a recipie to work for it.
we then tried diff recipies. it was awful.
it's still sitting there and is a running joke.
blackberry vodka would work in a voodoo doll
1oz vodka
1oz black raspberry liquer
fill with equal parts OJ and cran juice
never understood flavored vodka.
always thought the whole point of the stuff was to add it to whatever flavor you wanted to drink.
vodka + OJ = tastes like OJ
vodka + coke = tastes like coke
what am i missing?
or maybe that is exactly the point of this post?
Quote from: herm (not herb) on April 22, 2010, 03:27:54 PM
never understood flavored vodka.
always thought the whole point of the stuff was to add it to whatever flavor you wanted to drink.
vodka + OJ = tastes like OJ
vodka + coke = tastes like coke
what am i missing?
For me, by the time I add in enough vodka to make it worth it to drink, it tastes like rubbing alcohol mixed with coke.
Or oj.
Last night I discovered that sweet/sour mix easily covers the taste of vodka.
I paid for that discovery today. Raging headache.
Agony actually ;D
I like vodka.... 8)
Trade it to someone for a bottle of Tito's Handmade Vodka [thumbsup]
Is someone likely to make that trade?
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 23, 2010, 02:12:08 AM
Is someone likely to make that trade?
if they wear sunglasses that cover half their face and carry a dog around in a handbag they might. you just have to tell them it makes great cosmos
seems easier to just drink it. . .
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 23, 2010, 04:41:30 AM
seems easier to just drink it. . .
but then people on the internet might call your sexuality into question! :o
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 23, 2010, 04:59:03 AM
but then people on the internet might call your sexuality into question! :o
or...
his judgment ;D
my god. . .
they wouldn't dare!?!
I say plug a watermelon with it. That way you can serve at a picnic or something of the sort.
Quote from: metallimonster on April 23, 2010, 05:14:01 AM
I say plug a watermelon with it. That way you can serve at a picnic or something of the sort.
grain alcohol is much better for that..
at least from my experience.
Quote from: metallimonster on April 23, 2010, 05:14:01 AM
I say plug a watermelon with it. That way you can serve at a picnic or something of the sort.
hahaha...reading "plug a watermelon" has me rolling. i'm imagining someone humping away on a watermelon and the image is hilarious for some reason.
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 23, 2010, 05:30:51 AM
hahaha...reading "plug a watermelon" has me rolling. i'm imagining someone humping away on a watermelon and the image is hilarious for some reason.
did someone say hilarious image?
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/900rider/photo72.jpg)
[clap]
and it gets posted again
[laugh]
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 23, 2010, 05:30:51 AM
hahaha...reading "plug a watermelon" has me rolling. i'm imagining someone humping away on a watermelon and the image is hilarious for some reason.
We won't discuss "stuffing the turkey" now will we?
make raspberry jello shots...50/50 with water works with raspberry smirnoff but for some reason baccardi razz wont solidify...hmmm maybe I should just try it again...
Quote from: ducpainter on April 23, 2010, 06:12:32 AM
did someone say hilarious image?
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/900rider/photo72.jpg)
judging by the URL it's not from my album so i don't think it's the moose pic.
i'll have to see what ti is when i get home tonight.
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 23, 2010, 09:15:17 AM
judging by the URL it's not from my album so i don't think it's the moose pic.
The irony of this statement is soooo delicious.
Quote from: Obsessed? on April 23, 2010, 09:22:56 AM
The irony of this statement is soooo delicious.
umm, so it is the moose pic?
I'm not telling. ;D
so it was the moose pic...
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 23, 2010, 03:59:46 PM
so it was the moose pic...
It isn't gonna be easy to live that one down. ;D
Quote from: ducpainter on April 23, 2010, 04:01:26 PM
It isn't gonna be easy to live that one down. ;D
better to try and surpass the moose pic.
that way embarrassing moments become legendary.
Quote from: herm (not herb) on April 23, 2010, 04:10:00 PM
better to try and surpass the moose pic.
that way embarrassing moments become legendary.
I'll do my best to catch him doing something goofy during next month's trip.
Quote from: ducpainter on April 23, 2010, 04:01:26 PM
It isn't gonna be easy to live that one down. ;D
i did it on purpose and for the camera.
i'm not embarassed by it in the least. if i didn't think it was funny i wouldn't have given lethe my camera and said "take a picture"
Quote from: lethe on April 23, 2010, 04:12:40 PM
I'll do my best to catch him doing something goofy during next month's trip.
like that is hard to do. do you recall the smoky mountain red panda from last year?
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 23, 2010, 04:17:44 PM
i did it on purpose and for the camera.
i'm not embarassed by it in the least. if i didn't think it was funny i wouldn't have given lethe my camera and said "take a picture"
he's taking about embarrassing for the moose. Poor thing. :-\
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 23, 2010, 04:17:44 PM
like that is hard to do. do you recall the smoky mountain red panda from last year?
I hope not to have any such wildlife visit this year.
I can back that story up
I took the picture.
Well, I took a bunch the same time lethe did and they probably look the same.
As soon as we saw the moose we all agreed someone had to do something lewd to it [laugh]
Quote from: ducpainter on April 23, 2010, 04:46:04 PM
Really?
true story...
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 23, 2010, 04:49:37 PM
I can back that story up
I took the picture.
Well, I took a bunch the same time lethe did and they probably look the same.
As soon as we saw the moose we all agreed someone had to do something lewd to it [laugh]
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 23, 2010, 06:59:23 PM
true story...
Don't listen to him.
He's a moosemake the beast with two backser.
Ya make the beast with two backs one Moose.....
Quote from: ducpainter on April 24, 2010, 02:51:20 AM
I'm having trouble believing that.
you've got ML telling you the same thing.
lethe would prob say the same thing as well, but he might be contradictory jsut to be a PITA.
there are pictures of me humping all sorts of statues of animals
i'll see if i can find some of them and put them on tosat
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 24, 2010, 03:25:57 AM
you've got ML telling you the same thing.
lethe would prob say the same thing as well, but he might be contradictory jsut to be a PITA.
there are pictures of me humping all sorts of statues of animals
i'll see if i can find some of them and put them on tosat
You must be losing your hearing...
can't you hear the sarcasm in my voice? ;D
Quote from: ducpainter on April 24, 2010, 03:28:16 AM
You must be losing your hearing...
can't you hear the sarcasm in my voice? ;D
sorry, the music was too loud. i couldn't hear you from NH. :P
and it looks like my online albums were deleted. :'(
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 24, 2010, 03:33:25 AM
sorry, the music was too loud. i couldn't hear you from NH. :P
and it looks like my online albums were deleted. :'(
By whom?
Knight - you haven't deflowered those adorable Doylestown Donkeys, have you????
I'll never look at them in the same way.
There's a reason he's been banned from Winslow Arizona.
Just now catching up. Ha ha Knight was banging a moose. Ha ha ha ha.
Moose make the beast with two backser. ;D
I think he may deserve a name change. Mods?
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 24, 2010, 03:25:57 AM
you've got ML telling you the same thing.
lethe would prob say the same thing as well, but he might be contradictory jsut to be a PITA.
there are pictures of me humping all sorts of statues of animals
i'll see if i can find some of them and put them on tosat
yes a planned shot but he had true love/lust in his eyes
Quote from: ducpainter on April 24, 2010, 03:34:03 AM
By whom?
kodakgallery
they just deleted my albums. presumably because i don't buy anything from them
Quote from: lauramonster on April 24, 2010, 09:41:24 AM
Knight - you haven't deflowered those adorable Doylestown Donkeys, have you????
I'll never look at them in the same way.
no, but i have gone after the cows they had in philly a while back.
and there is a giant chicken in robbonsville, nc that i need to find a way to hump
The "vodka [roll]" hasn't been disposed of yet?
someone is holding out vodka?
Quote from: ducpainter on April 25, 2010, 03:58:44 PM
someone is holding out vodka?
Not anything you would approve of.
I do have a couple bottles of Ciroc.
Quote from: Bick on April 25, 2010, 04:01:57 PM
Not anything you would approve of.
I do have a couple bottles of Ciroc.
Not my fave.... :-\
Quote from: ducpainter on April 25, 2010, 04:12:23 PM
Zhenka. [thumbsup]
(http://putxitonkaiola.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/hasbro-jenga.jpg)
Quote from: Bick on April 25, 2010, 04:01:57 PM
Not anything you would approve of.
I do have a couple bottles of Ciroc.
Quote from: ducpainter on April 25, 2010, 04:03:49 PM
Not my fave.... :-\
i like the ciroc ;D
smoooooooth
we had a side by side, dirty martini taste test with nate's fav and the ciroc
he stood (for a little while) by his russian standard
Old habits die hard...
Though Ciroc is, at least according to them, Vodka it is an individual product since it is distilled from grape and maintains some of the grape essence. This makes it difficult to compare with the distilled grain products. To me, it is neither better or worse, simply different.
Well, to update you all. . .
and I know you're on the edges of your seats on this one. . .
the ras smirnoff is almost gone. only about 1/4 of that bottle left.
I have perfected my "have you seen my pants?" drink and it's pretty good if I do say so myself.
That is all.
and whata is the recipe for "have you seen my pants?"
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 05:55:44 AM
and whata is the recipe for "have you seen my pants?"
Easy, 3/4 bottle of Smirnoff, 1 part need to poop. = no pants drink.
Quote from: winsomelosenone on May 05, 2010, 06:04:57 AM
Easy, 3/4 bottle of Smirnoff, 1 part need to poop. = no pants drink.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 06:18:30 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Come on, everybody who is anybody has had the no pants drink. The alternative is much more messy and unpleasant.
Any glass/mug half full of ice.
Fill 1/3 with raspberry vodka
Splash of sweet/sour mix, splash of triple sec (this should get you to half full or a little more)
Fill to the top with tonic water.
Drink.
Repeat.
Attempt to locate pants.
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 05, 2010, 06:31:02 AM
Any glass/mug half full of ice.
Fill 1/3 with raspberry vodka
Splash of sweet/sour mix, splash of triple sec (this should get you to half full or a little more)
Fill to the top with tonic water.
Drink.
Repeat.
Attempt to locate pants.
at what point do i remove my pants so that i need to find them later on i the night?
i usually just have trouble finding them the next morning.
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 06:51:54 AM
at what point do i remove my pants so that i need to find them later on i the night?
i usually just have trouble finding them the next morning.
This is why my more simple recipe is correct.
3/4 bottle of Smirnoff, 1 part need to poop. = no pants drink.
It involves the right amount of poop requiring removal of the pants before entering full blackout sleep state.
SCIENCE!
I don't wear pants. Can I still drink this drink?
sac
Quote from: SacDuc on May 05, 2010, 07:00:44 AM
I don't wear pants. Can I still drink this drink?
sac
So you broke down and ordered a mojito?
Quote from: Obsessed? on May 05, 2010, 07:05:26 AM
So you broke down and ordered a mojito?
i just like saying it
mo-hee-tow
it's fun.
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 06:51:54 AM
at what point do i remove my pants so that i need to find them later on i the night?
i usually just have trouble finding them the next morning.
The pants removal portion of the evening is dependent on the number of drinks consumed, and the number of drinks your lady friend has consumed.
Search for both your pants together :D
I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the Pants Party.
The party, the pants, party with the pants?
Quote from: winsomelosenone on May 05, 2010, 07:36:20 AM
I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the Pants Party.
The party, the pants, party with the pants?
are you trying to tell me there's a party in your pants and i'm invited?
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 07:51:26 AM
are you trying to tell me there's a party in your pants and i'm invited?
Everyone's invited.