Major Moose Humper. BWAAAA HA HA HA
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 03, 2010, 08:50:43 AM
Major Moose Humper. BWAAAA HA HA HA
Hi. How are you? Did you enjoy your vacation? Great. That's good to here. Anyway, welcome back to last week. If there is anything we can do for you just let us know.
[cheeky]
sac
Damn, sorry I'm late. Got held up at the border.
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 03, 2010, 09:03:20 AM
Damn, sorry I'm late. Got held up at the border.
Did you get the stuff?
Joe Smith
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/smileys/costumed-smiley-007.gif)
[laugh]
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 03, 2010, 09:03:20 AM
Damn, sorry I'm late. Got held up at the border.
Did you endure repeated cavity searches?
She told me she loved me. ???
and i'm late tot eh party to tell you that you're late to the party
originally it was captain moose humper, but i got a field promotion.
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 03, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
and i'm late tot eh party to tell you that you're late to the party
originally it was captain moose humper, but i got a field promotion.
You must be doin a good job. Hard work humping those mooses?
Quote from: RAT900 on May 03, 2010, 09:19:50 AM
Did you endure enjoy repeated cavity searches?
that's what you meant to say, right? [cheeky]
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 03, 2010, 09:47:21 AM
You must be doin a good job. Hard work humping those mooses?
not really. it's the seducing them that's the hard part.
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 03, 2010, 10:10:17 AM
not really. it's the seducing them that's the hard part.
How many roofies does it take to drop your average moose?
Quote from: Ghostly Pip on May 03, 2010, 10:11:45 AM
How many roofies does it take to drop your average moose?
Well there was this one time at band camp....
Quote from: Ghostly Pip on May 03, 2010, 10:11:45 AM
How many roofies does it take to drop your average moose?
no no, i don't get down like that.
i just get them drunk.
lucky for me moose can't tell the diff between good vodka and bad vodka.
i have an acct with popovs. i get it by the 55 gal drum.
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 03, 2010, 10:17:59 AM
i have an acct with popovs. i get it by the 55 gal drum.
Paging Nate to the Moose thread... Nate, please report to the Moose thread. (and bring an IV bag) ;D
Quote from: Ghostly Pip on May 03, 2010, 10:24:42 AM
Paging Nate to the Moose thread... Nate, please report to the Moose thread. (and bring an IV bag) ;D
hahaha
a moose with a vodka IV.
i think someone would have an issue with that.
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 03, 2010, 11:29:18 AM
hahaha
a moose with a vodka IV.
i think someone would have an issue with that.
I'm guessing it would be Nate with the vodka IV... ;)
just say'n
[bacon]
Quote from: Bacon Junkie on May 03, 2010, 12:22:53 PM
I'm guessing it would be Nate with the vodka IV... ;)
just say'n
[bacon]
So . . . using logic . . . we can infer that Nate is . . . a moose.
And therefore he weighs more than a duck.
So he's . . . um . . . a witch?
A WITCH!! BURN HIM!!!
sac
/build a bridge out of him?
Quote from: SacDuc on May 03, 2010, 12:26:08 PM
So . . . using logic . . . we can infer that Nate is . . . a moose.
And therefore he weighs more than a duck.
So he's . . . um . . . a witch?
A WITCH!! BURN HIM!!!
sac
/build a bridge out of him?
but can we not also build a bridge out of stone?
I'm suprised the old man hasn't chimed in yet. Maybe he sniffed too much paint today. ;D
Quote from: SacDuc on May 03, 2010, 12:26:08 PM
So he's . . . um . . . a witch?
A WITCH!! BURN HIM!!!
sac
He turned me into a newt...
... I got better... [bacon]
Thank goodness I look nothing like a moose, I have to sleep in a close proximity to this character for almost a week soon. :-\
Quote from: lethe on May 03, 2010, 03:05:19 PM
Thank goodness I look nothing like a moose, I have to sleep in a close proximity to this character for almost a week soon. :-\
You just hope he draws the line at mooses.
I read the whole thread and am still lost. Will check back at 10.
mitt
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 03, 2010, 03:30:10 PM
You just hope he draws the line at mooses.
I shall wear my chastity Underoos just in case, plus they gots the Batman on them so they'll make me brave in a crisis.
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 03, 2010, 02:07:08 PM
I'm suprised the old man hasn't chimed in yet. Maybe he sniffed too much paint today. ;D
I sniffed my daily ration...
I don't care about the Popov....
I'm a Zhenka man. ;)
Quote from: ducpainter on May 03, 2010, 03:36:49 PM
I sniffed my daily ration...
I don't care about the Popov....
I'm a Zhenka man. ;)
Yeah, but with the IV you wouldn't taste it anyway, so you could get the same result with less $$$. ;)
[bacon]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 03, 2010, 03:36:49 PM
I
I'm a Zhenka man. ;)
[puke]
Moose don't drink vodka
Nate drinks vodka
Therefore Nate is a ..
Quote from: chronic lurker on May 03, 2010, 04:01:37 PM
[puke]
Moose don't drink vodka
Nate drinks vodka
Therefore Nate is a ..
squirrel?
Quote from: chronic lurker on May 03, 2010, 04:07:25 PM
\\
Howie likes him
but then what is that thing beneath his nose if not a squirrel's tail?
As for Howie, I just think he's in denial and should just come out of the woodland closet and profess his love for all things rodent.
You could be right. That thing under his nose could be a squirrel.
How did we go from mooooses to tree rats? Oh well I'm game. [popcorn]
wait wait...how do you know moose don't drink vodka?
have you ever tried to get one drunk on it?
Sounds like you may have a story to tell us. ;D
Step 1: Read thread
Step 2: Admit to self you're hopelessly confused as all get-out
Step 3: Stumble to kitchen to get more booze-i-fied in hopes it helps enlighten one as to the meaning of the thread
Step 4: Say 'Aw, F*%k it' and report ot the I'm druunk threadh....
What is it with you dango mods today. There is nothing at all in this thread that's confusing. STEP AWAY FROM THE ALCOHOL. (http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/smileys/food-smiley-019.gif)
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 03, 2010, 05:56:05 PM
What is it with you dango mods today. There is nothing at all in this thread that's confusing. STEP AWAY FROM THE ALCOHOL.
Keep drinking and you'll see....
I'm all out of tequila so I'm stuck with light beer. Hard to drunk on light beer. (http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/smileys/food-smiley-019.gif)
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 03, 2010, 06:02:09 PM
I'm all out of tequila so I'm stuck with light beer. Hard to drunk on light beer. (http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/smileys/food-smiley-019.gif)
Oh yeah... I remember a college frat-party that was powered by a keg of Miller-Lite. I *STILL* can't drink that swill! [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke]
^^^(that was me afterwards BTW...)
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/smileys/smiley_boobs.gif)
NATE IS NOT A SQUIRREL >:( or is he?
Quote from: howie on May 04, 2010, 02:36:09 AM
NATE IS NOT A SQUIRREL >:( or is he?
My mom said I could be anything I wanted.
that's what they tell all the special kids. The ones that like to eat paint and glue and such. ;)
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 04, 2010, 03:25:49 AM
that's what they tell all the special kids. The ones that like to eat paint and glue and such. ;)
doesn't everyone? ???
all I can say is.....multiple shots of Herb Death will make you think you are anything you want to be....
recipe for Herb Death
4 count of real Absinthe (the wormwood kind)
4 count of Jaegermeister
muddle mint leaves into the mix, shake together, strain and shoot!
Where did that come from?
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 04, 2010, 04:38:15 AM
....does it matter?!?
Not really, I kinda wouldn't mind a shot right now. Fixin on putting a DFI pump on a Cayenne and could use some help from the green pixies.
Quote from: zooom on May 04, 2010, 04:25:21 AM
all I can say is.....multiple shots of Herb Death will make you think you are anything you want to be....
recipe for Herb Death
4 count of real Absinthe (the wormwood kind)
4 count of Jaegermeister
muddle mint leaves into the mix, shake together, strain and shoot!
hey look, it's got mint in it so when you puke later it doens't taste so bad!
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 04, 2010, 05:02:49 AM
Not really, I kinda wouldn't mind a shot right now. Fixin on putting a DFI pump on a Cayenne and could use some help from the green pixies.
SEEEE?!? DFI pump on a Cayenne just *sounds* extremely difficult to do. Best of luck mate. [thumbsup]
They aren't much fun. Not nearly as hard as a Panamera Turbo. Oh darn, we are out of em. Looks like it'll have to wait till tomorrow. [bacon]
This thread bacame coherent.
I'm severely disappointed. [laugh]
Coherent as in a state of mind or consciousness? Nate pass the paint.
smoke crack and worship satan after nuking a gay whale for jesus!
nonsensical enough for you?
Indiscriminate purple monkey shut up you cock dish washer coffee cup.
sac
/snorkle binder
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!!
I'm so proud.
Yellow-rumped pickle porker. [drink] [drink]
porpoise pumpin penile puncture
Moose Humper, Moose Humper... RA RA RAAA!
Moose Humper, Moose Humper... SISSBOOMBAA!!
Huckleberry Jellyfinn
Don'tbedumbsongrabacondomandBacardilosethecarkeyslet'sparty
Wife said I could buy another bike. But I would have to sell the 914 first because we have to many cars.
[bang] [bang] shitphuckdamnmothermake the beast with two backsersonofapregnant dog.
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 04, 2010, 05:15:24 PM
Wife said I could buy another bike. But I would have to sell the 914 first because we have to many cars.
[bang] [bang] shitphuckdamnmothermake the beast with two backsersonofapregnant dog.
Which 914 is it? the 4 or the six?
Its a very hot 4 that I built that's way more powerful and much lighter than the 6 ever was.
Doing more with less... Niiiice! [thumbsup]
Its quicker than a base boxster so I'm happy.
Hahaa... Cool. 8)
I love surprising people with my little 750 that way too! [moto]
Only if you divide by a non-specific participle of the particulate matter.
And even then, you'll need to do that before 11AM on a Tuesday in an even numbered month.
In the southern hemisphere of course...
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 04, 2010, 06:08:23 PM
Only if you divide by a non-specific participle of the particulate matter.
And even then, you'll need to do that before 11AM on a Tuesday in an even numbered month.
In the southern hemisphere of course...
Except every third leap year when the mass of the sun expands by x/y3 with x equal to the amount of salt in grams in the Indian ocean or something like that.
Quote
Except every third leap year when the mass of the sun expands by x/y3 with x equal to the amount of salt in grams in the Indian ocean or something like that.
Multiplied by the number of Spanners in a Snap On tool Kit
Minus the Average age of the Batting side.
I know you guys are making fun of my little Duc, but I can't prove it! >:(
;)
[bacon]
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 04, 2010, 07:07:50 AM
They aren't much fun. Not nearly as hard as a Panamera Turbo. Oh darn, we are out of em. Looks like it'll have to wait till tomorrow. [bacon]
Why would you have to replace a Panamera Turbo already? Haven't they only been out six months or so?
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Flritrh, Surhi "hjsigh"... Fliwquq, Q 7643gee fuwiw, oeof.e
buei398, "Zaudpdr!!".
fsdilard dfof lfori,.w88
...and some shit...
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 04, 2010, 08:07:48 PM
jfur rierl ifli vile weieos nmjsoho.
Flritrh, Surhi "hjsigh"... Fliwquq, Q 7643gee fuwiw, oeof.e
buei398, "Zaudpdr!!".
fsdilard dfof lfori,.w88
...and some shit...
BACK TO THE DRUNKLED THREED WITH YOU!!!
;)
I suddenly have the urge to drink after reading this thread. Hmm... Maker's Mark or a glass of vino? [wine]
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 04, 2010, 07:41:08 PM
Why would you have to replace a Panamera Turbo already? Haven't they only been out six months or so?
We've only seen one in a panamera, yours truly got the pleasure of doing it. We have seen several on the cayennes and are seeing one or two on the 911s. I would like to blame it on the ethanol but it would be more of an edjumacated guess than enything since I kant pruve iT yet. Interesting that the owner filled up a few hours before et failed though.
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 04, 2010, 05:15:24 PM
Wife said I could buy another bike. But I would have to sell the 914 first because we have to many cars.
[bang] [bang] shitphuckdamnmothermake the beast with two backsersonofapregnant dog.
I'll give you a 695 for it :P
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 04, 2010, 05:15:24 PM
Wife said I could buy another bike. But I would have to sell the 914 first because we have to many cars.
[bang] [bang] shitphuckdamnmothermake the beast with two backsersonofapregnant dog.
What do cars and bikes have to do with each other?
Quote from: ducpainter on May 05, 2010, 03:03:46 AM
What do cars and bikes have to do with each other?
in my experience, nothing much good
Quote from: RAT900 on May 05, 2010, 03:10:40 AM
in my experience, nothing much good
point taken
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 05, 2010, 03:00:50 AM
I'll give you a 695 for it :P
You wish ;D
never wanted that car to begin with but it was too good a deal to pass up. Now, after much work, its one of the most fun cars I've driven. Not the fastest thing out there, but quite satisfying. If that's not crazy then I don't know what is.
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 05, 2010, 04:51:37 AM
You wish ;D
never wanted that car to begin with but it was too good a deal to pass up. Now, after much work, its one of the most fun cars I've driven. Not the fastest thing out there, but quite satisfying. If that's not crazy then I don't know what is.
crazy would be passing up an offer like MrI made you.
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 05, 2010, 04:51:37 AM
never wanted that car to begin with but it was too good a deal to pass up. Now, after much work, its one of the most fun cars I've driven. Not the fastest thing out there, but quite satisfying.
my buddy feels the same way about his 88 Audi 4000CS Quattro that he was practically gifted and has been working on putting together as his track car...putting together a turbo UR Quattro motor set-up for it for to be as stealthy as possible, and he is running it as stock and street looking as possible.
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 04:59:27 AM
crazy would be passing up an offer like MrI made you.
Sub 2000 pound car with 150 horses. Almost twice more power than stock with some poundage shaved off, its a hoot. Still have the old motor that I may do something crazy with. Almost sold the thing two years ago but talked mahself out of it. Since I can't get out of Porsche I may as well get deeper into it, keep the damn car and join PCA to drum up more business and support my dealership. The wife has a boxster now that's the same color so we can go to the meetings together like peas and carrots.
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 05, 2010, 05:33:45 AM
Sub 2000 pound car with 150 horses. Almost twice more power than stock with some poundage shaved off, its a hoot. Still have the old motor that I may do something crazy with. Almost sold the thing two years ago but talked mahself out of it. Since I can't get out of Porsche I may as well get deeper into it, keep the damn car and join PCA to drum up more business and support my dealership. The wife has a boxster now that's the same color so we can go to the meetings together like peas and carrots.
keep rationalizing any way you want.
i'll tell you what. i'll give you $500 cash money for it [thumbsup]
i mean really, i'm doing you a favor by taking it off your hands... ;D ;D
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 05:55:00 AM
keep rationalizing any way you want.
i'll tell you what. i'll give you $500 cash money for it [thumbsup]
i mean really, i'm doing you a favor by taking it off your hands... ;D ;D
Screw that. That's what I paid for it.
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 05, 2010, 06:42:47 AM
Screw that. That's what I paid for it.
so you're breaking even.
we all know mods don't add value :D
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 06:49:52 AM
so you're breaking even.
we all know mods don't add value :D
Damn your right. [bang] [bang]
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 05, 2010, 06:53:18 AM
Damn your right. [bang] [bang]
i'll paypal you the money after i get the title in the mail. [thumbsup]
Would you take a boxster instead? Those things are a dime a dozen. I don't want you humpin mah car mang.
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 05, 2010, 07:44:20 AM
Would you take a boxster instead? Those things are a dime a dozen. I don't want you humpin mah car mang.
i'll pass on the boxter i'm told the electronic control is too invasive.
and you're car isn't a moose. it won't be humped.
maybe humped in, but it would never be on the recieving end of the humping.
Maybe ill send you this thing. Not mine but its one I never want to see again. This car doesn't make sense, it fits this thread.
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/2010-05-05121600.jpg)
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/2010-05-05121611.jpg)
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/2010-05-05121926.jpg)
Guess what type of engine
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/2010-05-05121942.jpg)
i'll have to take your offer under consideration and reply later today as i can't see the pictures posted.
however, i think i'm gonna decline the new vehicle and continue my offer for the 914
Ill wait for you to see thems picstures.
Ford 4.6 DOHC 32V V8 under the hood... But what the hell is that thing?!?
I told you it didn't make sense. Its a Qvale Mangusta. Its Italian, they made about twohunert of em before they went outta business.
It is because they didn't offer it in Gold...
Quote from: RAT900 on May 05, 2010, 10:49:44 AM
It is because they didn't offer it in Gold...
[laugh]
the front end of that car is fugly.
my offer for the 914 stands
Ill stick a trailer hitch on it and drive it to dimby duc in tow.
I'll make a standing offer of $500 for the Qvaley thingy with the Ford motor...
$1000 for both
Back off, I'm a high roller. You guys just can't hang with the loot I bring.
I offer a case of #10 cans of vanilla pudding and an inflatable kiddy pool for the 914 and rights to the video of what happens when people in a kiddy pool of puddin' play.
for the Qvale, you'de have to pay me to take that thing...
I hate that damn qvale. Customer is eccentric. Used to own a boxster that he would bounce off a curb once a month. Between me and the body shop we rebuilt that car at least a dozen times. Then he deals the boxster the death blow and drives over a concrete pole that took everything out from the bumper back. then he buys this qvale that is absolutely impossible to find parts for. That shit don't make sense. Customer is a really nice guy and thinks I am the best tech in the world so he has given me the honor of being the only one to turn a wrench on this thing. He does usually bring me some nice expensive bottles of whiskey from time to time so its not all bad. Still it don't make sense.
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 05, 2010, 06:49:52 AM
we all know mods don't add value :D
Do Flounders and administrators?
nothing to add....
I was looking at the pics of Qvale again...and I can't help but think....this is a product of a Buick Reatta having sex with a Maserati and had a stunted runt offspring similar to a Mercury Capri....
Quote from: zooom on May 06, 2010, 04:46:52 AM
I was looking at the pics of Qvale again...and I can't help but think....this is a product of a Buick Reatta having sex with a Maserati and had a stunted runt offspring similar to a Mercury Capri....
To be in your mind for 15 minutes... I can't imagine the wonderous things one would see. LOL
;)
Quote from: Ghostly Pip on May 06, 2010, 05:50:56 AM
To be in your mind for 15 minutes... I can't imagine the wonderous things one would see. LOL
;)
crying!!....yes "zoom googles" have to be a real trip to view the world thru
my psychedelically colored world has many wonderous things....LOL
Quote from: RAT900 on May 06, 2010, 05:55:22 AM
crying!!....yes "zoom googles" have to be a real trip to view the world thru
That quote applies tenfold to you, Mr. Rat. [laugh] [popcorn]
Are you saying zoom and rat don't make sense?
Quite the opposite!
I just find the manner in which they express the sense to be intriguing, and maybe a little chemically influenced. [thumbsup]
Pip, the scary thing is I am chemically unenhanced and sober....now the stuff that comes out when I am drunk, that is a WHOLE 'nother matter entirely....LOL
I'm sure plenty of random junkyard parts would work in a pinch to keep that Qvale thing going. After all I still see AMC products running around still. What that car needs now to complete the look is woodgrain panels.
Quote from: lethe on May 06, 2010, 03:30:15 PM
I'm sure plenty of random junkyard parts would work in a pinch to keep that Qvale thing going. After all I still see AMC products running around still. What that car needs now to complete the look is woodgrain panels.
and genuine nougahide seats with corinthian leather wrapped steering wheel and shift knob!
Quote from: lethe on May 06, 2010, 03:30:15 PM
I'm sure plenty of random junkyard parts would work in a pinch to keep that Qvale thing going. After all I still see AMC products running around still. What that car needs now to complete the look is woodgrain panels.
so all the stuff in your garage would keep it going for a few years
Quote from: zooom on May 07, 2010, 02:26:03 AM
and genuine nougahide seats with corinthian leather wrapped steering wheel and shift knob!
Do you know how many Nougas had to die for those seats!?!?! >:(
sac
Tasty beasts those naugas.
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 07, 2010, 08:48:54 AM
Tasty beasts those naugas.
I've never seen one before... where does a nauga hide?
Quote from: Ghostly Pip on May 07, 2010, 09:03:13 AM
I've never seen one before... where does a nauga hide?
In Naugatuck Connecticut
http://www.google.com/search?q=naugatuck+ct&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a (http://www.google.com/search?q=naugatuck+ct&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)
What does a nauga look like?
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 07, 2010, 10:30:56 AM
What does a nauga look like?
(http://hydeparkblvd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/nauga.jpg)
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 07, 2010, 04:08:01 AM
so all the stuff in your garage would keep it going for a few years
Are you trying to say I have lots of junk? Doesn't everyone have a Chrysler Laser door when they haven't owned such a car in about 14 years?
Quote from: lethe on May 07, 2010, 01:20:34 PM
Are you trying to say I have lots of junk? Doesn't everyone have a Chrysler Laser door when they haven't owned such a car in about 14 years?
I have an 87 Bronco II hood and grill if it makes you feel better.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 07, 2010, 05:07:50 PM
I have an 87 Bronco II hood and grill if it makes you feel better.
I've got Ducati parts for bikes that I don't even own anymore...
Sorry bout the car-stuff though. You two got me beat by miles on that front... [thumbsup]
Quote from: zooom on May 07, 2010, 11:56:54 AM
(http://hydeparkblvd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/nauga.jpg)
^^^ Now THAT'S funny sh*t right there... ;D ;D ;D
I don't get it? ???
Quote from: ducpainter on May 07, 2010, 05:07:50 PM
I have an 87 Bronco II hood and grill if it makes you feel better.
I have a pallet of rusty cylinder heads.
Quote from: lethe on May 08, 2010, 03:09:40 AM
I have a pallet of rusty cylinder heads.
Wanna add some old wagon axles to the top?
Quote from: ducpainter on May 08, 2010, 03:11:19 AM
Wanna add some old wagon axles to the top?
No the place is sufficiently filled with crap. Any rational person would never been able to collect so much worthless crap.
It's your worthless crap though.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 08, 2010, 03:17:53 AM
It's your worthless crap though.
Maybe I'm wiser than I thought and junk will be the new gold after an upcoming societal collapse.
Quote from: lethe on May 08, 2010, 03:19:37 AM
Maybe I'm wiser than I thought and junk will be the new gold after an upcoming societal collapse.
You never know when you'll need a rusty cylinder head.
Quote from: lethe on May 07, 2010, 01:20:34 PM
Are you trying to say I have lots of junk? Doesn't everyone have a Chrysler Laser door when they haven't owned such a car in about 14 years?
i'm not
trying to say that. i actually am saying that.
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 08, 2010, 09:41:46 AM
i'm not trying to say that. i actually am saying that.
so you're jealous then?
Quote from: lethe on May 08, 2010, 10:30:39 AM
so you're jealous then?
only jealous of the fact that you have the space to fit all of it.
UP SHUT YOU COCK
sorry wrong thread
Someone needs to lay off the ducahol. [drink]
[thumbsup]
But it beacons me with its sweet siren song. [bang]
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 12, 2010, 05:22:58 AM
But it beacons me with its sweet siren song. [bang]
bea·conâ€, â€,/ˈbikÉ™n/ Show Spelled[bee-kuhn] Show IPA
â€"noun
1. a guiding or warning signal, as a light or fire, esp. one in an elevated position.
2. a tower or hill used for such purposes.
3. a lighthouse, signal buoy, etc., on a shore or at a dangerous area at sea to warn and guide vessels.
4. Navigation .
a. radio beacon.
b. a radar device at a fixed location that, upon receiving a radar pulse, transmits a reply pulse that enables the original sender to determine his or her position relative to the fixed location.
5. a person, act, or thing that warns or guides.
6. a person or thing that illuminates or inspires: The Bible has been our beacon during this trouble.
â€"verb (used with object)
7. to serve as a beacon to; warn or guide.
8. to furnish or mark with beacons: a ship assigned to beacon the shoals.
â€"verb (used without object)
9. to serve or shine as a beacon: A steady light beaconed from the shore.
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Origin:
bef. 950; ME beken, OE bÄ"acen sign, signal; c. OFris bÄken, OS bÅkan, OHG bouhhan
â€"Related forms
bea·con·less, adjective
un·bea·coned, adjective
â€"Synonyms
1. beam, buoy, pharos; signal fire; balefire.
or did you mean beckon?
beck·onâ€, â€,/ˈbÉ›kÉ™n/ Show Spelled[bek-uhn] Show IPA
â€"verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
1. to signal, summon, or direct by a gesture of the head or hand.
2. to lure; entice.
â€"noun
3. a nod, gesture, etc., that signals, directs, summons, indicates agreement, or the like.
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Origin:
bef. 950; ME beknen, OE gebÄ" ( a ) cnian, deriv. of bÄ"acen beacon
â€"Related forms
beck·on·er, noun
beck·on·ing·ly, adverb
un·beck·oned, adjective
â€"Synonyms
1. motion, wave, gesture, bid, nod. 2. invite, attract, draw, coax, tempt, tantalize, allure, beguile.
Yeah the second one I think. Sorry, I work in a shop :P
and now for something completely different!
Quote from: zooom on May 12, 2010, 06:22:24 AM
and now for something completely different!
Monty Python And Now For Something Completely Different (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxNyoAMqRXQ&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
i may be hopped up on percoset, but john cleese in a bikini just isn't as nice to look at.
[puke]