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Title: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: SacDuc on July 22, 2010, 07:38:31 PM



http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com (http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com)

I think I'm going to have to print some of these out. People park like assholes around here.

sac
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Grampa on July 22, 2010, 07:46:24 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on July 22, 2010, 07:38:31 PM


http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com (http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com)

I think I'm going to have to print some of these out. People park like assholes around here.

sac

thats cuz they are elite [laugh]
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Kopfjager on July 22, 2010, 07:48:18 PM
My father just used to leave a note that said.

"You park like a bear shits...all over the place. "
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: KnightofNi on July 22, 2010, 08:04:58 PM
i could use that at work. unfortunately it would get put on the same car all the time. eventually they would figure out who was doing it and then we'd have an HR issue.
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Duck-Stew on July 22, 2010, 08:08:02 PM
My friends & I would play a game in H.S. of seeing how close we could park to each others cars w/o touching...  I won @ 1/4". ;D

But to the OP, I can see the benefit of things like this...  ;)
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: GAAN on July 22, 2010, 08:13:11 PM
can someone PM me Sac's address?

Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: SacDuc on July 22, 2010, 08:13:51 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on July 22, 2010, 08:08:02 PM
My friends & I would play a game in H.S. of seeing how close we could park to each others cars w/o touching...  I won @ 1/4". ;D

But to the OP, I can see the benefit of things like this...  ;)

I was going to start a website called www.icomeintotownanddonttellsacducbecausemake the beast with two backsthatguy.com (//http://)

I would only need one ticket to hand out though.

sac
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Grampa on July 22, 2010, 08:15:20 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 22, 2010, 08:13:11 PM
can someone PM me Sac's address?



go to the beach.... then face land.... it's over there.
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: SacDuc on July 22, 2010, 08:16:10 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 22, 2010, 08:13:11 PM
can someone PM me Sac's address?




Oh, new website idea!  www.ibailedoutondimbyadayearlybecausemyvaginagotsore.com

It will probably only get one hit though.

sac
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on July 22, 2010, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on July 22, 2010, 08:16:10 PM

Oh, new website idea!  www.ibailedoutondimbyadayearlybecausemyvaginagotsore.com

It will probably only get one hit though.

sac

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


My new website..  www.iliveinsocalandIrideaducatisoIdontactuallyrideanywhere.com (//http://)

or

www.myducatiis10yearsoldandonlyhas8 (//http://),000milesonit.com
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 22, 2010, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: Something Else on July 22, 2010, 08:29:45 PM

www.myducatiis10yearsoldandonlyhas8 (//http://) (//http://) (//http://),000milesonit.com

Yeah-that shit disgusts me.
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: pennyrobber on July 22, 2010, 08:56:15 PM
Camery drivers do it for some reason.
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Kopfjager on July 22, 2010, 08:59:23 PM
Quote from: pennyrobber on July 22, 2010, 08:56:15 PM
Camery drivers do it for some reason.

What's a Camery?
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on July 22, 2010, 09:01:58 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 22, 2010, 08:59:23 PM
What's a Camery?

;D

[popcorn]




[bacon]
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: zzilla on July 22, 2010, 11:14:41 PM
Blocked on my server due to "tasteless content"  ;D
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: IZ on July 22, 2010, 11:33:44 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on July 22, 2010, 08:16:10 PM

Oh, new website idea!  www.ibailedoutondimbyadayearlybecausemyvaginagotsore.com

It will probably only get one hit though.

sac

[laugh]
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: DW on July 23, 2010, 02:15:36 AM
I am usually driving a rental car, so when someone double parks a nice car at the hotel I just squeeze right on in.  Go ahead and ding the door of my Chevy Cobalt with your AMG Mercedes! It is OK!  I did this to one car so many times they finally started parking normal.  I had a different car every week, but they had their own car at the hotel for months.  There was no way they knew it was just one person.
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: zooom on July 23, 2010, 02:26:41 AM
seems like these folks need to visit www.iamkingofallisurveysomake the beast with two backsallyouinferiorpregnant dogesandkissmyasswhenimparkinginmykingdomhowiplease.com (//http://)
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on July 23, 2010, 05:36:06 AM
Quote from: zzilla on July 22, 2010, 11:14:41 PM
Blocked on my server due to "tasteless content"  ;D

Ah... So they've heard of me, eh?  8)


;D

[bacon]
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: swampduc on July 23, 2010, 05:56:36 AM
I wouldn't recommend messing with anyone's car to put a "citation" on it  [roll]. At least, not in Texas  :P
you could probably get away with it in Cali, though. Bunch of peace-loving hippy pansies  [cheeky]
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: rgramjet on July 23, 2010, 06:51:37 AM
In TX, you leave a "note" on someones Vee-Hickle,  you'll find your car flattened with big knobby treadmarks on the hood, roof and trunk and mysterious tobacco flavored goo to the left of it.  They dont mess around.

People seem to be polite there.
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: swampduc on July 23, 2010, 07:13:47 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on July 23, 2010, 06:51:37 AM
In TX, you leave a "note" on someones Vee-Hickle,  you'll find your car flattened with big knobby treadmarks on the hood, roof and trunk and mysterious tobacco flavored goo to the left of it.  They dont mess around.

People seem to be polite there.
;D
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: zooom on July 23, 2010, 08:11:17 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on July 23, 2010, 06:51:37 AM
In TX, you leave a "note" on someones Vee-Hickle,  you'll find your car flattened with big knobby treadmarks on the hood, roof and trunk and mysterious tobacco flavored goo to the left of it.  They dont mess around.

People seem to be polite there.

I guess it depends on what is on the note too though as well...
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Bigbore4 on July 23, 2010, 09:46:35 AM
Way back when I had some cards that read "If you make the beast with two backs like you park you'll never get in"

Those were fun.
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Blackout on July 23, 2010, 01:04:32 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/23/article-1297077-0A8BF9CD000005DC-15_634x784.jpg)
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: SacDuc on July 23, 2010, 01:12:40 PM
 You're in my spot!


(http://www.dumb.com/m_pictures/7d91a078c1e4d06ee2d4bf0041433444.jpg)
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: DoubleEagle on July 23, 2010, 06:55:36 PM
I knew someone who had bumper stickers that he put on his buddies cars that said " Gay and Proud of it "

Dolph    :)
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Betty Rage on July 23, 2010, 07:02:03 PM
I usually don't get mad when people are parked too close to the line, because I know I've been in situations where I had to park close to the line because the person next to me was crowding me. I'd feel a little indignant if I got a note like that when it wasn't really my fault to begin with.

other than that, I think I need to print a few of those out!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: RAT900 on July 24, 2010, 05:33:47 AM
We have a whole different class of entitlement asshole here in NY metro....The Blue Space scammers

they wheedle a handicap status hang tag (not plates) for their Porsche/Maserati/Aston/Jag by getting a doctor's note for little Mikey's "asthma" condition

voila!!! instant guaranteed spacious and convenient parking

you see them hopping out of their rides and jogging to the store door in their tennis whites
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: rgramjet on July 24, 2010, 05:39:42 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on July 24, 2010, 05:33:47 AM
We have a whole different class of entitlement asshole here in NY metro....The Blue Space scammers

they wheedle a handicap status hang tag (not plates) for their Porsche/Maserati/Aston/Jag by getting a doctor's note for little Mikey's "asthma" condition

voila!!! instant guaranteed spacious and convenient parking

you see them hopping out of their rides and jogging to the store door in their tennis whites

Shouldn't judge a crook by its cover.......they could have a very legitimate Stuh-stuh-stutter!

;D

Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: RAT900 on July 24, 2010, 05:46:23 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on July 24, 2010, 05:39:42 AM
Shouldn't judge a crook by its cover.......they could have a very legitimate Stuh-stuh-stutter!

;D



you're absolutely right...or they really meant to bring wobbly Great-aunt Flo who "lives with them" with to the store...but forgot her at the managed care facility
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: rgramjet on July 24, 2010, 06:39:24 AM
I at least have the courtesy to drag a leg when I hurriedly park in a handicapped space.  Thats only when I forget my feeler cane for the blind.
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: RAT900 on July 24, 2010, 06:43:33 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on July 24, 2010, 06:39:24 AM
I at least have the courtesy to drag a leg when I hurriedly park in a handicapped space.  Thats only when I forget my feeler cane for the blind.

you just need a small canister of nitrous...paint it like an O2 can take it with you.... more convincing and you'll be the happiest handi' in the hood
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: rgramjet on July 24, 2010, 07:27:53 AM
And a cannister of Methane just to ward off any Do-gooders trying to interfere with me get'n a sammich 50 yds closer!
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: DucHead on July 25, 2010, 07:33:05 AM
Quote from: swampduc on July 23, 2010, 05:56:36 AM
I wouldn't recommend messing with anyone's car to put a "citation" on it  [roll]. At least, not in Texas  :P
you could probably get away with it in Cali, though. Bunch of peace-loving hippy pansies  [cheeky]

That would be pointless since Texans can't read.   ;D
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: swampduc on July 25, 2010, 08:14:24 AM
Quote from: pompetta on July 25, 2010, 07:33:05 AM
That would be pointless since Texans can't read.   ;D
We can count... Yet another art that Californians clearly haven't mastered  :P
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: factorPlayer on July 25, 2010, 09:10:50 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 22, 2010, 07:48:18 PM
My father just used to leave a note that said.

"You park like a bear shits...all over the place. "

Ha!  my dad actually used to have little business-card sized ones he must have ordered or bought somewhere that said "Next time leave a can opener so I can get my make the beast with two backsing car out" and a middle finger printed on it. 
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Rameses on July 25, 2010, 10:11:16 AM
Quote from: factorPlayer on July 25, 2010, 09:10:50 AM
Ha!  my dad actually used to have little business-card sized ones he must have ordered or bought somewhere that said "Next time leave a can opener so I can get my make the beast with two backsing car out" and a middle finger printed on it.  



I once saw the exact same thing on a sticker on the trunklid of a car in a parking lot.

Only I think it was Mickey Mouse giving the finger.

[laugh]

Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Monster Dave on July 26, 2010, 10:59:47 AM
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/07/500x_f430s_asshat.jpg)


Fail.


And another:

(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/07/500x_smart_asshat.jpg)


REALLY fail.
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Pip on July 26, 2010, 12:41:47 PM
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on July 23, 2010, 05:36:06 AM
Ah... So they've heard of me, eh?  8)


;D

[bacon]

You can't be tasteless. You have bacon in your name... duh!  [thumbsup] ;D
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on July 26, 2010, 05:37:43 PM
Oh, yeah... forgot I changed it back from something else...   [roll]

Instead of BJ, they'll prolly shorten it to JoB...   ;)









[bacon]
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: GAAN on July 27, 2010, 07:59:37 AM
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on July 26, 2010, 05:37:43 PM
Oh, yeah... forgot I changed it back from something else...   [roll]

Instead of BJ, they'll prolly shorten it to JoB...   ;)









[bacon]

you do glow rather biblically

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs551.snc3/30151_112220078822062_100001022103264_84295_2627708_n.jpg)
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on July 27, 2010, 04:50:30 PM
Quote from: Mother on July 27, 2010, 07:59:37 AM
you do glow rather biblically

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs551.snc3/30151_112220078822062_100001022103264_84295_2627708_n.jpg)

[laugh]

I actually laughed for real...   ;D

Nice one...  [clap]

Did JBub take that of me?

I think Jaman said he had taken one of me passed out in the driveway, but I don't know.  ;)






[bacon]
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: pennyrobber on July 27, 2010, 05:54:34 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 22, 2010, 08:59:23 PM
What's a Camery?

It's a car that asshats that can't spell drive. I can't stand those guys.
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on August 04, 2010, 04:19:39 PM
(http://i947.photobucket.com/albums/ad320/Super_TIB/Adams/1cf24fd0-fb88-4dc2-b2d1-fb15ac246006.jpg)


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: fastwin on August 04, 2010, 04:52:42 PM
That is really good! Much better than the down to the metal "keying" I usually want to do to them! Must resist!!! [bang] My only method of stopping that behavior is to think back to the mid 80's when I had a '79 Porsche 911SC Targa. I got a factory whale tail from my wife at the time for X-mas. I searched out a top level body shop that could handle the whale tail install and a complete repaint. Previous owner had accrued major front end rock chip damage going back and forth from Dallas to Houston a couple of times a week for bizness. Plus it had a not so good fender repair from a low speed parking lot ditty.

A month or two later I had it back in my hands and it looked f#@king perfect! Like it was 10 minutes off the showroom floor! My wife and I went to a movie and I parked it 50 yards away from any other car. Came out to find that some sorry mother make the beast with two backser had gone way out of their way to key my car on both sides all the way around! >:( I stood and screamed at the top of my lungs for 15 minutes. Had anyone even walked up and said "what's wrong?" I would have shot them dead. I have never been more pissed off in my 55 years of living. Shit... I'm still writing about it!! [bang] No matter how mad I am about an asshole parking job I could never do that to someone... at least not yet! ;D
Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 04, 2010, 05:05:27 PM
People key Porsches as a pastime, doncha know.

Title: Re: You Park Like An Asshole
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on August 04, 2010, 06:26:15 PM
Probably be able to park this in the handicapped spot.  [evil]

Man Driving a Half Car !!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I__4wuGLTAM&feature=player_embedded#normal)