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Title: thread about me
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:37:44 AM
Haven't been on much lately. I'm getting a divorce. Her idea. I'm actually quite excited about being single again. That is all, thanks bai.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: GAAN on August 17, 2010, 03:48:28 AM
huh

that sucks
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:56:28 AM
This is a feel good thread. More time to ride and stuff. Stay on track Mom.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: metallimonster on August 17, 2010, 03:58:15 AM
Great attitude. 

Just think about all the options you'll have  [drool]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: GAAN on August 17, 2010, 04:00:58 AM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:56:28 AM
This is a feel good thread. More time to ride and stuff. Stay on track Mom.  [thumbsup]

'pologies

the

"her idea" part threw me
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: rgramjet on August 17, 2010, 04:07:15 AM
Congrats Dude!   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Monsterlover on August 17, 2010, 06:05:27 AM
+1

I went down this same road a couple years ago and it was a great thing.

A small door is closing for you, and a huge one is opening [thumbsup]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: El Matador on August 17, 2010, 06:15:30 AM
Lemme know when you want to come up to Austin and let the debauchery ensue
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 08:30:02 AM
Well now it looks like I will have time for it.  Haven't done too much riding around Austin.  I'm game.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: ducatiz on August 17, 2010, 08:39:06 AM
time to post all those sex vids?
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: zooom on August 17, 2010, 08:43:13 AM
time for you to change your titling " my wife is scared of my Hero Member
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: somegirl on August 17, 2010, 08:46:41 AM
Enjoy your single time. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: duccarlos on August 17, 2010, 09:17:00 AM
is your soon to be ex hot?
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Bigbore4 on August 17, 2010, 09:19:49 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

;D
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: ducpainter on August 17, 2010, 10:41:13 AM
make the most of it if it's working for you.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: r_ciao on August 17, 2010, 11:25:25 AM
going through mine as well.
silver lining is to be able be a little selfish =  [moto].

Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: VisceralReaction on August 17, 2010, 01:34:39 PM
Ha!
I am going through mine as well. Her idea blah blah blah, not in love with me anymore.
Well I find I sure have time now to do all the things I put aside for the last 15 years  [thumbsup]
Best of luck man!
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Kopfjäger on August 17, 2010, 02:46:47 PM
Bad Company - Good Lovin' Gone Bad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Locfkw-DVf4#normal)
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 02:51:46 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 17, 2010, 08:39:06 AM
time to post all those sex vids?


I deleted them all so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her in a drunken tequila stupor.  Besides they weren't that good anyway, she went lame when I said I do.


Quote from: duccarlos on August 17, 2010, 09:17:00 AM
is your soon to be ex hot?



Yes but looks don't make up for a lame screw.  Next one will be hot and an acrobat in the sheets, on the table, in the car, hanging from the ceiling fan ect...


Quote from: zooom on August 17, 2010, 08:43:13 AM
time for you to change your titling " my wife is scared of my Hero Member



Doh thanks for catching that.  Ill get right on it.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:09:35 PM
Quote from: r_ciao on August 17, 2010, 11:25:25 AM
going through mine as well.
silver lining is to be able be a little selfish =  [moto].




Quote from: VisceralReaction on August 17, 2010, 01:34:39 PM
Ha!
I am going through mine as well. Her idea blah blah blah, not in love with me anymore.
Well I find I sure have time now to do all the things I put aside for the last 15 years  [thumbsup]
Best of luck man!

Both my bikes are getting a freshening up now since I have freed up cash.  May buy myself a new shotgun for dove season.  My Christmas bonus which will be sizable this year is gonna be all mine.  May buy another bike with it.  I actually feel pretty damn good about it all.  Have two girls that may actually be interested in rebatchelorizing me, unfortunately not together though.  I did have to give her the Boxster but I only have $3800 in it.  Hope y'alls is as painless as mine.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Monsterlover on August 17, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
[office space] Two chicks at the same time [/Office space]

[laugh]

[thumbsup]

sounds like this was not a huge surprise to you.

Great for you :)
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: DoubleEagle on August 17, 2010, 03:38:11 PM
Hey man, glad you're ok w, the way things turned out.

Now on to bigger and better ..............

Dolph     :)
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Quote from: DoubleEagle on August 17, 2010, 03:38:11 PM
Hey man, glad you're ok w, the way things turned out.

Now on to bigger and better ..............

Dolph     :)

Thanks buddy.  I'm looking for the mythical ducati chick. The one that's super hot, loves to ride, and takes care of her own maintenance.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: ducpainter on August 17, 2010, 03:45:40 PM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Thanks buddy.  I'm looking for the mythical ducati chick. The one that's super hot, loves to ride, and takes care of her own maintenance.  [thumbsup]
pretty high expectations.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: El Matador on August 17, 2010, 03:48:54 PM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Thanks buddy.  I'm looking for the mythical ducati chick. The one that's super hot, loves to ride, and takes care of her own maintenance.  [thumbsup]

You stay the hell away from Desmolu  ;)
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 17, 2010, 03:50:17 PM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Thanks buddy.  I'm looking for the mythical ducati chick. The one that's super hot, loves to ride, and takes care of her own maintenance.  [thumbsup]

Sorry dude, I married her and she don't have a sister.  ;)


Hope you enjoy the new singleness!
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: duccarlos on August 17, 2010, 04:20:02 PM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 02:51:46 PM
Yes but looks don't make up for a lame screw.  Next one will be hot and an acrobat in the sheets, on the table, in the car, hanging from the ceiling fan ect...

Now that she's single she'll fall back to the pre-marriage routine. Although that's too much baggage even for me.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: DoubleEagle on August 17, 2010, 05:47:04 PM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Thanks buddy.  I'm looking for the mythical ducati chick. The one that's super hot, loves to ride, and takes care of her own maintenance.  [thumbsup]
They're out there , just have to look hard to find them.

Lots of sites where you might hook up.

There's one or two on this Forum although I don't know that they meets ALL your prerequisites.

Dolph      :)
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: badgalbetty on August 17, 2010, 06:17:20 PM
er hum................I change my own tires, do all my own maintainenece, used to work for Suzui as a mechanic, can cook ,clean and dont have a drug/alcohol habit.I am employed and have my own bank account that is not overdrawn!Am I mythical the Ducati chick ye seek? BTW not related to Mrs I.................
BGB. [laugh]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: DoubleEagle on August 17, 2010, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: badgalbetty on August 17, 2010, 06:17:20 PM
er hum................I change my own tires, do all my own maintainenece, used to work for Suzui as a mechanic, can cook ,clean and dont have a drug/alcohol habit.I am employed and have my own bank account that is not overdrawn!Am I mythical the Ducati chick ye seek? BTW not related to Mrs I.................
BGB. [laugh]
You are somebody's dream boat !

Dolph     :)
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: RAT900 on August 17, 2010, 08:12:53 PM
Cut the deal and go final as quickly as possible

you want ink on the paper pronto

the longer it drags out, the greater the odds that (despite it being her idea), she will resent you

and that will translate into her need to punish you for enjoying the new-found life she so generously gave you

do not let her know you are dating or seeing anyone


ink on the paper ASAP...you will save thousands and will not be dropping clumps of hair over the irrational madness
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Pip on August 17, 2010, 08:15:06 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on August 17, 2010, 08:12:53 PM
Cut the deal and go final as quickly as possible

you want ink on the paper pronto

the longer it drags out, the greater the odds that (despite it being her idea), she will resent you

and that will translate into her need to punish you for enjoying the new-found life she so generously gave you

do not let her know you are dating or seeing anyone


ink on the paper ASAP...you will save thousands and will not be dropping clumps of hair over the irrational madness

Use the Shotgun.  ;D
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: RAT900 on August 17, 2010, 08:18:26 PM
Quote from: Pip on August 17, 2010, 08:15:06 PM
Use the Shotgun.  ;D

that would only work if you were able to stack a jury with divorced men...otherwise you would just be trading in your freedom for 3 hots and a cot and a wild sex life you weren't planning on
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Pip on August 17, 2010, 08:23:42 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on August 17, 2010, 08:18:26 PM
otherwise you would just be trading in your freedom for 3 hots and a cot and a wild sex life you weren't planning on

Better than marriage?   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: RAT900 on August 17, 2010, 08:42:43 PM
Quote from: Pip on August 17, 2010, 08:23:42 PM
Better than marriage?   [thumbsup]

perhaps if you are a carnal omnivore
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 17, 2010, 08:46:47 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on August 17, 2010, 08:42:43 PM
perhaps if you are a carnal omnivore

Well....he is from Texas....
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Grappa on August 18, 2010, 12:14:44 AM
Hey PorscheMonkey, was there any indication that things wouldn't work out in the long run before you got married?  Like something you overlooked or glossed over or ignored?  I'm just askin as a single guy scared shitless of getting married, especially when I read stuff like this. 
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: ducatiz on August 18, 2010, 02:01:48 AM
If you want my legal opinion, if you do any exsex, make it anal.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: rgramjet on August 18, 2010, 03:43:22 AM
ATM!
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: akmnstr on August 18, 2010, 05:19:36 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 17, 2010, 08:46:47 PM
Well....he is from Texas....

We love the death penalty in Texas.  Forget the shotgun.  Get the ink.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 18, 2010, 08:10:08 AM
Quote from: Grappa on August 18, 2010, 12:14:44 AM
Hey PorscheMonkey, was there any indication that things wouldn't work out in the long run before you got married?  Like something you overlooked or glossed over or ignored?  I'm just askin as a single guy scared shitless of getting married, especially when I read stuff like this. 


No everything was great.  Women can change their mind quicker than Cyrus can turn a thread about himself. 


Quote from: ducatiz on August 18, 2010, 02:01:48 AM
If you want my legal opinion, if you do any exsex, make it anal.


Duly noted counselor. Don't think that's a problem.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Kopfjäger on August 18, 2010, 08:14:39 AM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 18, 2010, 08:10:08 AM

No everything was great.  Women can change their mind quicker than Cyrus can turn a thread about himself. 


[laugh]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Bigbore4 on August 18, 2010, 08:24:03 AM
So ahhh

Ya going to Indy for Moto GP?
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: VisceralReaction on August 18, 2010, 08:25:46 AM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 18, 2010, 08:10:08 AM

No everything was great.  Women can change their mind quicker than Cyrus can turn a thread about himself. 


Dude this is the freaking truth, Same way in my marriage. All was well and all was great for about 13 years.
Then it slowly started changing and I noticed her loosing interest. The last year was spent with me saying I would
do anything she needed to make things work to no avail. You just can't tell with women. Don't be scared Grappa. shit happens and honestly I wouldn't trade the last 15 years, they were all good years. we're still friends too. Though that part is the rarity.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 18, 2010, 08:27:16 AM
Quote from: Bigbore4 on August 18, 2010, 08:24:03 AM
So ahhh

Ya going to Indy for Moto GP?

I wish but I have prior engagements.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: VisceralReaction on August 18, 2010, 08:28:06 AM
Quote from: badgalbetty on August 17, 2010, 06:17:20 PM
er hum................I change my own tires, do all my own maintainenece, used to work for Suzui as a mechanic, can cook ,clean and dont have a drug/alcohol habit.I am employed and have my own bank account that is not overdrawn!Am I mythical the Ducati chick ye seek? BTW not related to Mrs I.................
BGB. [laugh]

Erica you are a rare rare girl! I envy the guy that gets you!
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: DesmoDiva on August 18, 2010, 01:28:33 PM
Sorry to hear about your big D.

Sounds like your handling it well and have a positive outlook.   [thumbsup]

Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
I'm looking for the mythical ducati chick. The one that's super hot, loves to ride, and takes care of her own maintenance.  [thumbsup]

Most of us are taken.   ;)   8)
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: DoubleEagle on August 19, 2010, 10:04:18 PM
Try the Ukraine or Czech Republic.

They may not be able to ride a duc ...but there sure are a lot of HOT ones looking to get out of there.

Think how much fun to teach them.

Dolph     :)
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: ducatiz on August 20, 2010, 02:44:19 AM
Quote from: DoubleEagle on August 19, 2010, 10:04:18 PM
Try the Ukraine or Czech Republic.

They may not be able to ride a duc ...but there sure are a lot of HOT ones looking to get out of there.

Think how much fun to teach them.

Dolph     :)

yeah sure.. while you learn how much partying they did in college while "dancing" to make ends meet.

Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: rgramjet on August 20, 2010, 03:15:37 AM
Just ask Mel.....and/or Timothy
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: swampduc on August 20, 2010, 07:11:40 AM
Single again?
Jesus and I were talking about another hill country trip this fall. You could ride more than a day this time  [beer]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 20, 2010, 07:43:32 AM
Your damn right I can [thumbsup]  Bring it on buddy.   ;D
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 20, 2010, 08:04:18 AM
Sorry about the news dude.

or

maybe congrats is in order if that is what you both want.

Either way, it has to be a tough thing to go through.

Wish you the best in moving on to a next chapter in your life.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 20, 2010, 09:53:00 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 20, 2010, 08:04:18 AM
Sorry about the news dude.

or

maybe congrats is in order if that is what you both want.

Either way, it has to be a tough thing to go through.

Wish you the best in moving on to a next chapter in your life.


Hey what's up buddy. Welcome back and thanks. I am actually pretty happy with it. I guess she is too since it was what she wanted. Unfortunately for her, her car is acting up. No I didn't do anything to it. Unfortunately for me, I told her I would fix it. Shes paying for parts.  No way in hell will anything come out of this.  I am enjoying seeing my paycheck again.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 20, 2010, 10:26:08 AM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 20, 2010, 09:53:00 AM

Hey what's up buddy. Welcome back and thanks. I am actually pretty happy with it. I guess she is too since it was what she wanted. Unfortunately for her, her car is acting up. No I didn't do anything to it. Unfortunately for me, I told her I would fix it. Shes paying for parts.  No way in hell will anything come out of this.  I am enjoying seeing my paycheck again.

Just noticed your JudddDDDD under you name

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Glad you are happy  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 20, 2010, 11:49:24 AM
^^^ thought you would like it. ;D
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: cyrus buelton on August 20, 2010, 12:25:02 PM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 20, 2010, 11:49:24 AM
^^^ thought you would like it. ;D

I'm not sure I like your hero member, but now that you are soon to be a free man, how about we meet at the Blue Oyster Bar one night for beers and dancing?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: rgramjet on August 20, 2010, 12:37:35 PM
Matching leather chaps?
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: akmnstr on August 20, 2010, 12:38:38 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on August 20, 2010, 12:25:02 PM
I'm not sure I like your hero member, but now that you are soon to be a free man, how about we meet at the Blue Oyster Bar one night for beers and dancing?



I didn't think that this was "that" kind of forum.  
But the way I look at it, if it is two consenting adults it is none of my business.  
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Grappa on August 20, 2010, 03:37:13 PM
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Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: ducpainter on August 20, 2010, 03:45:12 PM
Quote from: Grappa on August 20, 2010, 03:37:13 PM
"http://www.youtube.com/v/tdbt-sx5MDc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0"


Don't over think it bro.
http://www.youtube.com/v/tdbt-sx5MDc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0 (http://www.youtube.com/v/tdbt-sx5MDc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0)
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Grappa on August 20, 2010, 03:46:52 PM
Yes, I suck at the internet!!!
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: akmnstr on August 20, 2010, 05:41:44 PM
 [clap] [clap] [clap] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: badgalbetty on August 22, 2010, 03:04:22 AM
really?
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: duccarlos on August 22, 2010, 06:36:01 AM
Maybe a should start a thread about how much I rock and I'm so sexy.
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: rgramjet on August 22, 2010, 10:27:18 AM
Where's the "Crickets Chirping" smiley??
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: Kopfjäger on August 22, 2010, 10:38:36 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on August 22, 2010, 10:27:18 AM
Where's the "Crickets Chirping" smiley??

Cricket Sound (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg#normal)
Title: Re: thread about me
Post by: fastwin on August 22, 2010, 11:09:48 AM
Good luck with finalizing your divorce. The words "get some ink on it" are not to be taken lightly. Your attitude is great but get it done ASAP. My 20 year marriage burned up on re-entry in the late 90s. We separated in 2000 and later filed... it took over two and half years to get the ink!! And we had no kids!! Long after we filed (and should have been finished!! [bang]) she found out I was dating someone. Hell, what would I have cared if she was dating someone at that point? Maybe it would have made her step on the gas. So to "punish" me for trying to move on with my life she decided to be more of a boat anchor and dig her heels in even more. I didn't get to see or touch my bikes in my garage for a couple of years!! She changed the locks and threatened to do them harm if I tried to get to them. Can you say crazy? Yeah... where was that "use the shotgun" idea when I needed it??? And I live in Texas! [laugh]

All ended well it just didn't end soon enough. I finally got all my bikes and added a new wife and some new scooters!!! [thumbsup] I love my current wife but I should have stayed single longer. Not to party or chase women but to get in more riding, hunting and trout fishing!! [popcorn] [laugh] Enjoy your "me" time!!  [moto] [drink] [wine]