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Started by Porsche Monkey, August 17, 2010, 03:37:44 AM

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r_ciao

#15
August 17, 2010, 11:25:25 AM
going through mine as well.
silver lining is to be able be a little selfish =  [moto].

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VisceralReaction

#16
August 17, 2010, 01:34:39 PM
Ha!
I am going through mine as well. Her idea blah blah blah, not in love with me anymore.
Well I find I sure have time now to do all the things I put aside for the last 15 years  [thumbsup]
Best of luck man!
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Kopfjäger

#17
August 17, 2010, 02:46:47 PM
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Porsche Monkey

#18
August 17, 2010, 02:51:46 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 17, 2010, 08:39:06 AM
time to post all those sex vids?


I deleted them all so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her in a drunken tequila stupor.  Besides they weren't that good anyway, she went lame when I said I do.


Quote from: duccarlos on August 17, 2010, 09:17:00 AM
is your soon to be ex hot?



Yes but looks don't make up for a lame screw.  Next one will be hot and an acrobat in the sheets, on the table, in the car, hanging from the ceiling fan ect...


Quote from: zooom on August 17, 2010, 08:43:13 AM
time for you to change your titling " my wife is scared of my Hero Member



Doh thanks for catching that.  Ill get right on it.  [thumbsup]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Porsche Monkey

#19
August 17, 2010, 03:09:35 PM
Quote from: r_ciao on August 17, 2010, 11:25:25 AM
going through mine as well.
silver lining is to be able be a little selfish =  [moto].




Quote from: VisceralReaction on August 17, 2010, 01:34:39 PM
Ha!
I am going through mine as well. Her idea blah blah blah, not in love with me anymore.
Well I find I sure have time now to do all the things I put aside for the last 15 years  [thumbsup]
Best of luck man!

Both my bikes are getting a freshening up now since I have freed up cash.  May buy myself a new shotgun for dove season.  My Christmas bonus which will be sizable this year is gonna be all mine.  May buy another bike with it.  I actually feel pretty damn good about it all.  Have two girls that may actually be interested in rebatchelorizing me, unfortunately not together though.  I did have to give her the Boxster but I only have $3800 in it.  Hope y'alls is as painless as mine.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Monsterlover

#20
August 17, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
[office space] Two chicks at the same time [/Office space]

[laugh]

[thumbsup]

sounds like this was not a huge surprise to you.

Great for you :)
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DoubleEagle

#21
August 17, 2010, 03:38:11 PM
Hey man, glad you're ok w, the way things turned out.

Now on to bigger and better ..............

Dolph     :)
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

Porsche Monkey

#22
August 17, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Quote from: DoubleEagle on August 17, 2010, 03:38:11 PM
Hey man, glad you're ok w, the way things turned out.

Now on to bigger and better ..............

Dolph     :)

Thanks buddy.  I'm looking for the mythical ducati chick. The one that's super hot, loves to ride, and takes care of her own maintenance.  [thumbsup]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

ducpainter

#23
August 17, 2010, 03:45:40 PM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Thanks buddy.  I'm looking for the mythical ducati chick. The one that's super hot, loves to ride, and takes care of her own maintenance.  [thumbsup]
pretty high expectations.
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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El Matador

#24
August 17, 2010, 03:48:54 PM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Thanks buddy.  I'm looking for the mythical ducati chick. The one that's super hot, loves to ride, and takes care of her own maintenance.  [thumbsup]

You stay the hell away from Desmolu  ;)

Popeye the Sailor

#25
August 17, 2010, 03:50:17 PM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Thanks buddy.  I'm looking for the mythical ducati chick. The one that's super hot, loves to ride, and takes care of her own maintenance.  [thumbsup]

Sorry dude, I married her and she don't have a sister.  ;)


Hope you enjoy the new singleness!
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duccarlos

#26
August 17, 2010, 04:20:02 PM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 02:51:46 PM
Yes but looks don't make up for a lame screw.  Next one will be hot and an acrobat in the sheets, on the table, in the car, hanging from the ceiling fan ect...

Now that she's single she'll fall back to the pre-marriage routine. Although that's too much baggage even for me.
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DoubleEagle

#27
August 17, 2010, 05:47:04 PM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on August 17, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Thanks buddy.  I'm looking for the mythical ducati chick. The one that's super hot, loves to ride, and takes care of her own maintenance.  [thumbsup]
They're out there , just have to look hard to find them.

Lots of sites where you might hook up.

There's one or two on this Forum although I don't know that they meets ALL your prerequisites.

Dolph      :)
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Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

badgalbetty

#28
August 17, 2010, 06:17:20 PM
er hum................I change my own tires, do all my own maintainenece, used to work for Suzui as a mechanic, can cook ,clean and dont have a drug/alcohol habit.I am employed and have my own bank account that is not overdrawn!Am I mythical the Ducati chick ye seek? BTW not related to Mrs I.................
BGB. [laugh]
"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

DoubleEagle

#29
August 17, 2010, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: badgalbetty on August 17, 2010, 06:17:20 PM
er hum................I change my own tires, do all my own maintainenece, used to work for Suzui as a mechanic, can cook ,clean and dont have a drug/alcohol habit.I am employed and have my own bank account that is not overdrawn!Am I mythical the Ducati chick ye seek? BTW not related to Mrs I.................
BGB. [laugh]
You are somebody's dream boat !

Dolph     :)
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "
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