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Title: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Raux on September 07, 2010, 06:54:08 PM
(http://www.motorcyclenews.com/upload/272015/images/Keira-Knightley-1.jpg)

 [drool]


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: muskrat on September 07, 2010, 07:26:09 PM
Double yum


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 07, 2010, 07:38:05 PM
Squid.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Buckethead on September 07, 2010, 09:29:57 PM
Squid.

Waiter? I'll have the calamari, please.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: NoisyDante on September 07, 2010, 09:49:12 PM
She needs some adjustable levers


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Slide Panda on September 08, 2010, 02:23:40 AM
I'll see yours, and raise you one

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4126/4967597497_797a4b9ba8_b.jpg)

HFL reports it's from a Chanel commercial. As you can see above, the bike's on a dolly. Apparently she can't ride.  Way to burst my bubble HFL... way to go.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: DucHead on September 08, 2010, 02:32:08 AM
Skinny supermodel who can't ride.   :-\

I prefer a "regular" chick who can ride.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Slide Panda on September 08, 2010, 02:35:19 AM
The Clarkson would have your head...


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: dennisd on September 08, 2010, 03:37:33 AM
Maybe she can ride but they just needed to steady things for the camera...


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: kopfjäger on September 08, 2010, 03:48:49 AM
Skinny supermodel who can't ride.   :-\


She is an actress.  8)


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: ungeheuer on September 08, 2010, 03:49:12 AM
Very tasty bit of gear that  [thumbsup] [drool]


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: r_ciao on September 08, 2010, 06:35:50 AM
Skinny supermodel who can't ride.   :-\


yes, but you wouldn't kick her out of your bed, would you now?


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: orangelion03 on September 08, 2010, 06:39:16 AM
George says it best...

George Takei - Oh My! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ALsvU50wQ#normal)



Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: mstevens on September 08, 2010, 06:44:06 AM
George says it best...

Of course, Mr. Takei is pretty unlikely to say that about Ms. Knightly.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Monster Dave on September 08, 2010, 06:44:24 AM
Squidly....heels...she can't even ride.....


....might as well revisit that thread about brad pit dumping his bike.


On the flip side, they are using a Duc.  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: DucHead on September 08, 2010, 06:57:13 AM
She is an actress.  8)

For the most part, no difference.

yes, but you wouldn't kick her out of your bed, would you now?

 [laugh]  That scenario is so unlikely, that an answer is unnecessary.

So, to sum up, I'll take (please) a woman who weighs a little bit more, isn't a supermodel and rides her own bike.   8)   [moto]   ;D


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: duclvr on September 08, 2010, 07:10:06 AM

So, to sum up, I'll take (please) a woman who weighs a little bit more, isn't a supermodel and rides her own bike.   8)   [moto]   ;D

 [clap]


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Raux on September 08, 2010, 07:37:14 AM
geeez such critics

better?

(http://0.tqn.com/d/motorcycles/1/7/L/6/0/-/marisa_miller_6.jpg)

(http://0.tqn.com/d/motorcycles/1/7/K/6/0/-/marisa_miller_5.JPG)


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: duccarlos on September 08, 2010, 07:42:52 AM
So, to sum up, I'll take (please) a woman who weighs a little bit more, isn't a supermodel and rides her own bike.   8)   [moto]   ;D

I would take Keira after a few weeks of feeding her some burgers. I'll teach her the proper riding techniques afterwards.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: orangelion03 on September 08, 2010, 08:16:42 AM
I wouldnt mind riding with these two...

http://www.tricia-helfer.org/photos/displayimage.php?pid=41457&fullsize=1 (http://www.tricia-helfer.org/photos/displayimage.php?pid=41457&fullsize=1)

http://www.tricia-helfer.org/photos/albums/public-appearances/2010/20100803-kiehlsliferideforamfar2010-losangelescausa/hq005.jpg (http://www.tricia-helfer.org/photos/albums/public-appearances/2010/20100803-kiehlsliferideforamfar2010-losangelescausa/hq005.jpg)


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Triple J on September 08, 2010, 08:17:51 AM
geeez such critics

better?


I thought Keira was prety good...but yes, that's better!  [evil]


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: zarn02 on September 08, 2010, 08:20:50 AM
And if we're all really lucky, it'll actually sound like a twin.

(Did that bike ever come from the factory in that color scheme?)


PS: Sucks that she can't ride, but I'd spend the time to teach her to ride, if you know what I mean.*




*I mean I'd teach her proper clutch and throttle control.**




**So I hope she's good with her hands.***




***(Sorry.)


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Slide Panda on September 08, 2010, 08:22:19 AM
I wouldnt mind riding with these two...

http://www.tricia-helfer.org/photos/displayimage.php?pid=41457&fullsize=1 (http://www.tricia-helfer.org/photos/displayimage.php?pid=41457&fullsize=1)

http://www.tricia-helfer.org/photos/albums/public-appearances/2010/20100803-kiehlsliferideforamfar2010-losangelescausa/hq005.jpg (http://www.tricia-helfer.org/photos/albums/public-appearances/2010/20100803-kiehlsliferideforamfar2010-losangelescausa/hq005.jpg)
Since that url didn't work... I'll help

(http://www.tricia-helfer.org/photos/albums/public-appearances/2010/20100803-kiehlsliferideforamfar2010-losangelescausa/013.jpg)


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: orangelion03 on September 08, 2010, 08:34:02 AM
This should be better...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/orangelion03/085b.jpg)

Photo looks to be taken at Lake Malibou


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: triangleforge on September 08, 2010, 08:35:56 AM
Of course, Mr. Takei is pretty unlikely to say that about Ms. Knightly.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Stop making me laugh here at my desk. Work isn't supposed to be fun.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: ducatiz on September 08, 2010, 08:55:50 AM
Keira Knightly plus just about anything for me...   [thumbsup]

She looks like my wife...   ;D


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: bmonty72 on September 08, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
Keira Knightly plus just about anything for me...   [thumbsup]

She looks like my wife...   ;D
[moto]

I'm gonna have to call BS on this..until we see photographic proof!


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: ducatiz on September 08, 2010, 09:21:29 AM
[moto]

I'm gonna have to call BS on this..until we see photographic proof!

i could post a photo of anyone-- it's not like anyone here has seen a photo of me, i don't post them. 

she's not a twin, just has similar build, color and just as pretty.



Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: bmonty72 on September 08, 2010, 09:30:05 AM
All the fun has just been crushed out of my post... :'(


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Monster Dave on September 08, 2010, 09:41:06 AM
Oh I'm sure that wasn't the intent.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: ducatiz on September 08, 2010, 09:49:54 AM
All the fun has just been crushed out of my post... :'(

well, i'll be sort of nice.. this is a photo of her sister.  i just don't want to post pics of my family, that's all.. the sister -- who cares?  she's not my problem.

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/DML/8f2db97b.jpg)


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: bmonty72 on September 08, 2010, 09:52:52 AM
Fair enough! [thumbsup]
Your wife has pretty family members!


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: mstevens on September 08, 2010, 09:58:24 AM
geeez such critics

better?

Nope. I don't like that bike at all.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: kopfjäger on September 08, 2010, 10:25:33 AM
[moto]

I'm gonna have to call BS on this..until we see photographic proof!
  +1


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: duccarlos on September 08, 2010, 11:00:11 AM
All the fun has just been crushed out of my post... :'(

What we do best. Along with crushing dreams

Oh I'm sure that wasn't the intent.

Sure as hell was the intent. Stop trying to give him hope.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Monster Dave on September 08, 2010, 11:11:52 AM
 [laugh]


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on September 08, 2010, 12:11:10 PM
So, to sum up, I'll take (please) a woman who weighs a little bit more, isn't a supermodel and rides her own bike.   8)   [moto]   ;D

For the 2nd time, she isn't a supermodel.  ;)

And she needs bigger boobies, fried egg size doesn't cut it.  ;D


But, in writing that, I forgot what I was going to write.


All in all,  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: redxblack on September 08, 2010, 01:27:37 PM
The GT750 is a beautiful bike (not so much in that color scheme). Celebrity leg humping would be a good reality show.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: duccarlos on September 08, 2010, 01:34:09 PM
if it was a competition and we could collectively participate, we would have it in the bag.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Duck-Stew on September 08, 2010, 02:18:36 PM
Skinny supermodel who can't ride.   :-\

I prefer a "regular" chick who can ride.

+a number that's larger than 11tyB


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: ungeheuer on September 08, 2010, 02:28:56 PM
well, i'll be sort of nice.. this is a photo of her sister.  i just don't want to post pics of my family, that's all.. the sister -- who cares?  she's not my problem.

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/DML/8f2db97b.jpg)

And here's a picture of Keira Knightly's sister..

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/28/article-1298394-0A1968BB000005DC-396_468x543.jpg)


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: ducatiz on September 08, 2010, 04:29:43 PM
Fair enough! [thumbsup]
Your wife has pretty family members!

i have a good one i am willing to post..

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/DML/girls.jpg)


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: 10/10ths on September 09, 2010, 12:15:56 AM
I got something Keira Knightly can ride......

Nice shot of the two BSG hotties with their bikes.  There was a really nice newspaper story about them riding at the end of Battlestar Galactica's run and how they got away with riding as that activity is prohibited in a lot of actor's contracts.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: ManOrAstro-Man? on September 09, 2010, 10:18:00 AM
geeez such critics

better?

(http://0.tqn.com/d/motorcycles/1/7/L/6/0/-/marisa_miller_6.jpg)

(http://0.tqn.com/d/motorcycles/1/7/K/6/0/-/marisa_miller_5.JPG)

Keira is a stick with no curves. And why is she always pouting?!

This chick on the Harleys should be modeling on Ducatis!


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Duck-Stew on September 09, 2010, 06:34:39 PM
I can attest that a Nightster *WILL* do the above burn-out with the stock Dunlop's  **NO** **PROBLEM**!!!!!  [evil] [evil] [evil]



(although I don't look as good doing it.  [roll] )


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: sbrguy on September 09, 2010, 07:06:10 PM
so the score so far is:

keira knightly doing anything = hot
bsg women doing anything  = hot
harley davidson advertisement female model doing anything especially on a harley = hot
some guy's sister-in-law = hot

stu doing a burnout = not hot.



Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: GAAN on September 09, 2010, 10:28:55 PM
Stu doing a burnout is too HOT

just as hot as Ash in thigh high leather boots

 [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Slide Panda on September 10, 2010, 12:25:13 AM
What? No booty short shots of you floating around Stew?


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 10, 2010, 02:25:12 AM
What? No booty short shots of you floating around Stew?
[puke]




Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Triple J on September 10, 2010, 05:23:24 AM
so the score so far is:

keira knightly doing anything = hot
bsg women doing anything  = hot
harley davidson advertisement female model Marissa Miller  doing anything especially on a harley = hot
some guy's sister-in-law = hot

stu doing a burnout = not hot.



Fixed it.  ;)


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: danaid on September 10, 2010, 10:13:24 AM
I'll see yours, and raise you one

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4126/4967597497_797a4b9ba8_b.jpg)

HFL reports it's from a Chanel commercial. As you can see above, the bike's on a dolly. Apparently she can't ride.  Way to burst my bubble HFL... way to go.

  My face would enjoy switching places with her seat  ;) Hehe.


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on September 10, 2010, 11:23:45 AM
  My face would enjoy switching places with her seat  ;) Hehe.

Dirty Bastid.





 ;)


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: DRKWNG on September 10, 2010, 02:21:43 PM
[moto]

I'm gonna have to call BS on this..until we see photographic proof!

i could post a photo of anyone-- it's not like anyone here has seen a photo of me, i don't post them. 

she's not a twin, just has similar build, color and just as pretty.



As true as your statement may be, I'm local.  So prove it!   ;D


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Duck-Stew on September 10, 2010, 05:44:19 PM
What? No booty short shots of you floating around Stew?

No, and if there were...  I'd vehemently deny it anyways so there.  [cheeky]


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: sbrguy on September 10, 2010, 06:30:18 PM
 photos of stu's naked butt has to be some sort of grounds for permanent board suspension, right? [laugh]


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Duck-Stew on September 10, 2010, 06:42:25 PM
photos of stu's naked butt has to be some sort of grounds for permanent board suspension, right? [laugh]

would you like some?!?  I'm right here.  So's my butt.  Camera's handy too...  PM me.  [puke]


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: krolik on September 10, 2010, 09:50:11 PM
How'd this thread go from Keira Knightly to Stu's ass?  ???

Never mind, I don't want to know. :P


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 11, 2010, 05:39:33 AM
How'd this thread go from Keira Knightly to Stu's ass?  ???

Never mind, I don't want to know. :P
[clap]


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 11, 2010, 06:56:38 AM
How'd this thread go from Keira Knightly to Stu's ass?  ???

Never mind, I don't want to know. :P

They both make a good bobber?


Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: hadesducati848 on September 11, 2010, 07:49:16 AM
yeah its hard to get excited over
(http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/hades300zx/keira-knightly-getty.jpg)

personally i would prefer her (she really does ride)
(http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/hades300zx/Jessica-Alba-4.jpg)
(http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/hades300zx/normal_JessicaAlba-DarkAngel-onamotorcycleWallpaperSUPERHOT.jpg)

or her (couldnt find one of her riding )
(http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/hades300zx/Ultraviolet_BMW_R1150R_r.jpg)

or specially her. i hear if she really likes you she will buy you a monster 1100  ;D
(http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/hades300zx/AngelinaJolie.jpg)
(http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/hades300zx/jolie-motorcycle.jpg)





Title: Re: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM
Post by: Raux on September 11, 2010, 07:52:45 AM
well other than not getting excited about Keira gotta agree on all those others. ESPECIALLY Milla J.


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