Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's make the beast with two backsed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so make the beast with two backsing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to make the beast with two backs her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was make the beast with two backsed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever make the beast with two backsing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
(stolen from here (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/alae8/warning_potentially_disturbing_question_sexy/c0i6kuh) but first read on ADV ;D )
That is some serious Piller-ass shit there
[laugh]
perhaps you should read it again?
Um WTF
Quote from: RAT900 on January 19, 2011, 01:29:33 PM
That is some serious Piller-ass shit there
Nah...
no nuns, midgets, or drugs. ;)
Kopf, you don't get it either?
What I get is tmi on a Ducati Monster forum
i've had plenty of hot sisters (just not my sisters)...
and now for something completely different....
[laugh]
and double [laugh] at those ho didn't read until the end.
sac
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 19, 2011, 01:31:07 PM
[laugh]
perhaps you should read it again?
No I saw it...and frankly I was quite disappointed that it was a recycle,
although quite an enjoyable read....
If only I had been around when that hit the board for real(?)....
we don't get enough of them to feast on much these days
Quote from: Sắc Dục on January 19, 2011, 01:43:02 PM
[laugh]
and double [laugh] at those ho didn't read until the end.
sac
who wouldn't read to the end?!
Quote from: Sắc Dục on January 19, 2011, 01:43:02 PM
[laugh]
and double [laugh] at those ho didn't read until the end.
sac
I get a triple laugh, as I was thinking...no way this is ML...then I read the part about Darth Vader and I rethought it as possibility..
damn Star Wars geek!
:P
[laugh]
I'll admit to liking star wars, just not in the same way, or to the same level, that Adam does
[cheeky]
Oh, I get it you took a story from another forum, but instead of posing that up front, you decided to have a reading comprehension test. Weak at best. [roll]
I cited my source and my source's source.
I am impervious to your [roll] smiley.
;D
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
More at K's responses than anything else!
;D
To post it was stolen up front would have ruined the punch line.....
Agreed. I was reading along, thinking Holy Shit, this is Kevin? Then the end. Yep, this is Kevin ;D [thumbsup]
I thought Ratt hacked into his account at first, nicely written!
i think GL is looking for you Kevin...
GL?
Haha!
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 19, 2011, 02:53:02 PM
GL?
george lucas.
he has a copyright on that particular steamy story.
at first i was gonna say "if your sister was so hot then what happened to you?"
then i figured there was a major punchline at the end.
it was still funny. lol
Im an only child.
My parents just didn't want more.
They didn't know what to do with just one of me
;D
imagine a hot female version of you. that would just be unfathomable.
wait, that would be great actually. but i have a better chance of riding with you than your other dimension hot female self (who rides the same way)
If I was a hot female version of me, I'd probably never leave the house.
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 19, 2011, 04:43:14 PM
If I was a hot female version of me, I'd probably never leave the house.
but then you would have to file a restraining order against yourself.
(http://www.alwaysdrinking.com/srb_gallery/pictures/Buttons/thumb_Last_Night_I_Molested_Myself.jpg)
I think Travis is hot for Kevin...
and he wore no kilt. :-\
Did you read that? My alter-self is unfathomable.
You had a lot of people going for a while... Good 1! [thumbsup]
Quote from: humorless dp on January 19, 2011, 04:47:26 PM
I think Travis is hot for Kevin...
and he wore no kilt. :-\
not this kevin, the ultra hot non-existant female kevin who still rides like a moron. ;D
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 19, 2011, 04:53:50 PM
not this kevin, the ultra hot non-existant female kevin who still rides like a moron. ;D
She doesn't exist...
yet the image is burned in your mind.
...and he rides just fine... [thumbsup]
since this thread has been completely jacked...
I dated a girl who has hot sisters. The oldest one shot me down.
2/3 aint bad... [thumbsup]
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 19, 2011, 04:41:37 PM
imagine a hot female version of you. that would just be unfathomable.
Thanks, Knight.
Needed a new sig line. [beer]
I was getting a sensation ......(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn198/DoubleEagle_photo/hump-1.gif)
Dolph
you got me kev... [laugh] [clap] [laugh]
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5045/5372914690_70f7fedfe1.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/32381491@N07/5372914690/)
DSC_0529 copy (http://www.flickr.com/photos/32381491@N07/5372914690/#) by anzalone22 (http://www.flickr.com/people/32381491@N07/), on Flickr
Joe Dirt - She's My Sister (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDKX1-_vQYw#normal)
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 19, 2011, 04:49:09 PM
Did you read that? My alter-self is unfathomable.
The farce is strong in this one.
Well done Frank!!!
[laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: DesmoDiva on January 20, 2011, 09:12:29 AM
Well done Frank!!!
[laugh] [laugh]
If I only had more time and talent....................
He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.
He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax."
Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.
When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking "No" for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ... "Okay Ma'am," said a voice, "All done."
My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Excellent Very Good Bravo!!! [clap] [clap] [clap]
[clap] [clap]
Quote from: humorless dp on January 19, 2011, 04:56:33 PM
She doesn't exist...
yet the image is burned in your mind.
...and he rides just fine... [thumbsup]
I dunno
I think moron may be a pretty decent description
Quote from: The Architect on January 20, 2011, 06:49:55 AM
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5045/5372914690_70f7fedfe1.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/32381491@N07/5372914690/)
DSC_0529 copy (http://www.flickr.com/photos/32381491@N07/5372914690/#) by anzalone22 (http://www.flickr.com/people/32381491@N07/), on Flickr
That is hillarious!
And strangely similar to my last hair style. I started getting haircuts again in 2005
[cheeky]
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 21, 2011, 04:24:08 PM
I dunno
I think moron may be a pretty decent description
The moron thing is undeniable... :-*
I'm having a bit of an issue with the she part.
Hair has nothing to do with it. ;)
Pretty cool story about your sis. Let me tell you a little bit about my work place in return.
My job is so make the beast with two backsing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself . She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the make the beast with two backsing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pot head. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's and to make things worse, he brings his big make the beast with two backsing dog to work. Every make the beast with two backsing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonads and Burger King, every single make the beast with two backsing day.
Anyway, I drive these make the beast with two backstards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.