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Title: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: WhiteStripe on March 04, 2011, 08:40:54 AM
Tired of riding with full gear.  Any FHE.

Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Statler on March 04, 2011, 08:51:03 AM
quick search found a 4 page thread:   

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=33091.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=33091.0)
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: WhiteStripe on March 04, 2011, 10:46:23 AM
leads me to a second question.  is there a topic that has not been discussed on the DMF?
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: zooom on March 04, 2011, 10:56:10 AM
Quote from: WhiteStripe on March 04, 2011, 10:46:23 AM
leads me to a second question.  is there a topic that has not been discussed on the DMF?
carnivourous homosexual zombie midget penguins getting triple bypass surgury.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Goat_Herder on March 04, 2011, 10:56:26 AM
Quote from: WhiteStripe on March 04, 2011, 10:46:23 AM
leads me to a second question.  is there a topic that has not been discussed on the DMF?
The question of "is there a topic that has not been discussed on the DMF?" has been asked as well.  You are on strike 2.  [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Buckethead on March 04, 2011, 11:06:37 AM
But... will it take off?
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: IZ on March 04, 2011, 12:19:02 PM
Sorry Zoom...that was the name of a topic Pillar had a couple years back.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Speedbag on March 04, 2011, 12:36:33 PM
All juice, no seed!  ;D
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: RAT900 on March 04, 2011, 12:39:49 PM
It sounds too much like "mastectomy"

to be anything I would consider going for

in the greater realm of elective surgical procedures
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: zooom on March 04, 2011, 01:14:12 PM
Quote from: IZ on March 04, 2011, 12:19:02 PM
Sorry Zoom...that was the name of a topic Pillar had a couple years back.

SORRY, I thought that was homosexual midget clowns that were having sex with penguins while his GF was filming and directing for to host a party at his house while he was gone....
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: duccarlos on March 04, 2011, 01:48:36 PM
Quote from: zooom on March 04, 2011, 01:14:12 PM
SORRY, I thought that was homosexual midget clowns that were having sex with penguins while his GF was filming and directing for to host a party at his house while he was gone....

That was another Pillar post.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: zooom on March 04, 2011, 01:53:11 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 04, 2011, 01:48:36 PM
That was another Pillar post.

DAMNIT...

btw...where is that fool?...we need something bizarre  and new to laugh at....the lack of truly bizarre real life shit has gone down without Judd and him...
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: IZ on March 04, 2011, 03:52:57 PM
I'm sure we'll be getting our fill of piller~lore in the near future.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: ducpainter on March 04, 2011, 03:58:10 PM
Quote from: IZ on March 04, 2011, 03:52:57 PM
I'm sure we'll be getting our fill of ������piller~lore in the near future.
he gets DMF alerts...
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Piller on April 07, 2011, 08:47:18 PM
Quote from: IZ on March 04, 2011, 03:52:57 PM
I'm sure we'll be getting our fill of piller~lore in the near future.

What would you like to know?
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: IZ on April 07, 2011, 08:52:18 PM
Haha!
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: SacDuc on April 07, 2011, 09:23:19 PM


(http://www.avatarstock.com/img/Dancing-Pill_6566.gif)
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: herm on April 07, 2011, 09:28:26 PM
Quote from: Piller on April 07, 2011, 08:47:18 PM
What would you like to know?

anything (within allowable board rules) which we can laugh, shake our heads, and say "i guess my life isn't so bad after all." WTF?!

in keeping with the usual, it should be a story so on the edge and hard to believe, that some other member calls BS. that way we can all live through the additional drama leading up to the thread lock.

.. [/bookmark]

...[/ibtl]
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: IZ on April 07, 2011, 10:08:14 PM
Herm, refer to the selling Monster thread in Gen Monster section. He's at it again!
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Mother on April 08, 2011, 12:18:09 AM
Quote from: Piller on April 07, 2011, 08:47:18 PM
What would you like to know?

Hey dewd

howz life?
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on April 08, 2011, 02:01:57 AM
 [popcorn]
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Piller on April 11, 2011, 07:45:40 PM
Hmmm.  I think you all heard how I lost my job, taking my boss's girlfriend, etc.  To be honest, since then nothing much crazy has happened.  I've been going to school at a community college, in student government, getting a 4.0 and just now starting my own business.  I don't miss the drama at all.  Women my age don't dig the community college / student government thing so it's kind of been hard to stay pumped about school lately.  I've got another year before I transfer to wherever.  I'll be running for president of student government over the next few weeks.  I suppose I really appreciate being somewhat of a normal person lately and being the opposite of what I was.  The girl thing has me down now, I just broke up with a Swedish dressage trainer, and I was really into the whole exotic sport/Swedish thing.  I liked her alot, even though she turned out to be a domineering pregnant dog.  After two months she finally broke down and laid into me about how "high school" the student government thing was and that I don't have any goals and I'm avoiding the real world by being a student.  That's about the extent of my drama lately.  The documentary will be out on Netflix like on the 16th or something I hear.  "I'm dangerous with love".  Every time I write in here I feel like no one could possibly believe I'm not completely making all this up.  I've had three visits with a therapist since I broke up with the Swedish girl, it's been a long time coming lol.

I bet I missed a lot in here.  Nice to see a lot of the same people again.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: SacDuc on April 11, 2011, 08:21:47 PM
Quote from: Piller on April 11, 2011, 07:45:40 PM

I bet I missed a lot in here.  Nice to see a lot of the same people again.



Not really. Its the same revolving set of pissing matches that we've been enjoying for years.

sac


/did you hear Bacon Junkie got a 999?
//'cause he did
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Buckethead on April 11, 2011, 08:26:57 PM
You've missed a lot of the same people doing/saying a lot of the same things, and also making comments/judgments about all of those things that have happened since.

I'd fill you in, but my "e" "t" and "c" keys would crap out from overuse. 

That's kinda what life after high school tends to be, unless you shake it up and try to make it something different/better.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on April 12, 2011, 02:22:27 AM
Vasectomies?

Well, no FHE?, but a mate of mine had one, felt like he was a dog that had been snipped and was left alone in a corner lickin' his balls. No volume, just a dribble.  :'(


poor prick.  :-\
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Triple J on April 12, 2011, 09:03:25 AM
Quote from: Stinky Wizzleteats on April 12, 2011, 02:22:27 AM
Well, no FHE?, but a mate of mine had one, felt like he was a dog that had been snipped and was left alone in a corner lickin' his balls. No volume, just a dribble.  :'(

There is no difference. I think it's all in your friend's head.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: akmnstr on April 12, 2011, 12:03:23 PM
Quote from: Triple J on April 12, 2011, 09:03:25 AM
There is no difference. I think it's all in your friend's head.

Are we (you) speaking from experience?

If you let it out that you have had a Vasectomy do women find you more or less attractive?  Shooting blanks certainly has it advantages, but some women have a nesting instinct and blanks won't fill that void!
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Triple J on April 12, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Quote from: akmnstr on April 12, 2011, 12:03:23 PM
Are we (you) speaking from experience?

If you let it out that you have had a Vasectomy do women find you more or less attractive to women?  Shooting blanks certainly has it advantages, but some women have a nesting instinct and blanks won't fill that void!

Yes...and it was done after I was married, so no experience on the second part. There has been no downside for us though.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: psycledelic on April 12, 2011, 09:59:22 PM
My opinions on a vasectomy from personal experience:

The worst thing about a vasectomy is the anticipation of the procedure.  With the right pre-surgery prepwork, the procedure isn't a big deal.  Here was my plan of attack (which worked pretty well)

Two Ambien the night before.  After taking them, go to the bathroom, get a disposable razor, and "mow the lawn" (face it, someone is going to have to do it).  Go to bed. 

The next morning (my procedure was at 9am), take 1 Xanax, generously lather the boys with lidocaine cream, and wrap them with plastic wrap (to seal in the freshness numbness).  Before leaving for the doctor, take another Xanax and reapply lidocaine cream even more generously (I skipped the plastic wrap the second time - didn't want to have to explain to the doctor).  Have someone take you to your procedure.  By arrival at the office, you should be high as a kite and numb from your thighs to your bellybutton (perfect condition for voluntarily allowing someone to take a knife to your balls).  Wait your turn and go with the flow. 

I didn't have hardly any pain after surgery.  We had sent the kids to the grandparents for the weekend.  I also chose Superbowl weekend to have it done.  I had a couple of bags of frozen peas, a couch, and a remote to aid my recovery.  I was back to work on Monday.  No issues whatsoever.  Everything still works like it is supposed to. 

I wouldn't do it again, just for fun.  But it wasn't that bad.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: akmnstr on April 13, 2011, 05:30:27 AM
Wow.  Great advice there, but it was more than I ever wanted to know.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: duccarlos on April 13, 2011, 06:00:56 AM
Quote from: akmnstr on April 13, 2011, 05:30:27 AM
Wow.  Great advice there, but it was more than I ever wanted to know.

+1

Just have your doctor give you a valium. Take it before you go to the doctor's office.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Triple J on April 13, 2011, 08:11:26 AM
To each his own, but even a Valium beforehand is overkill unless you're just a nervous person. The whole procedure takes about 5 minutes and doesn't hurt any more than getting a shot in the arm. Seriously. The only "pain reliever" I took was a couple beers watching TV that night.

The worst part about the whole thing was having to take it easy for a week. That was tough because I felt normal. Doctor said the biggest cause of complications was guys returning to their normal tasks (i.e. lifting, mowing lawn, etc) too soon.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: duccarlos on April 13, 2011, 08:36:11 AM
Quote from: Triple J on April 13, 2011, 08:11:26 AM
To each his own, but even a Valium beforehand is overkill unless you're just a nervous person. The whole procedure takes about 5 minutes and doesn't hurt any more than getting a shot in the arm. Seriously. The only "pain reliever" I took was a couple beers watching TV that night.

The worst part about the whole thing was having to take it easy for a week. That was tough because I felt normal. Doctor said the biggest cause of complications was guys returning to their normal tasks (i.e. lifting, mowing lawn, etc) too soon.

I didn't have that issue. I'm a lazy bastard.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: DoubleEagle on April 13, 2011, 06:06:06 PM
I knew a guy that after his procedure his balls swelled up he said to like a basketball !

Dolph     
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: Desert Dust on April 13, 2011, 07:15:36 PM
Shouldn't this topic be posted in accessories & mods?

I went under the knife about four years ago. My wife and I already had kids, and I didn't enjoy wearing raincoats.

No regrets, and the rain still comes down hard & heavy.  [evil]
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: psycledelic on April 13, 2011, 09:46:46 PM
Quote from: akmnstr on April 13, 2011, 05:30:27 AM
Wow.  Great advice there, but it was more than I ever wanted to know.

Hey, might not be for everyone, but if I can help one poor soul, then I have done my part!

Quote from: duccarlos on April 13, 2011, 06:00:56 AM
+1

Just have your doctor give you a valium. Take it before you go to the doctor's office.

Where's the fun in that?  Why mellow out when you can turn the whole thing into a party.
Title: Re: Vasectomys: discuss...
Post by: DoubleEagle on April 13, 2011, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: psycledelic on April 13, 2011, 09:46:46 PM
Hey, might not be for everyone, but if I can help one poor soul, then I have done my part!

Where's the fun in that?  Why mellow out when you can turn the whole thing into a party.
Better yet a couple of Percocets !

Dolph    [evil]