Tired of riding with full gear. Any FHE.
quick search found a 4 page thread:
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=33091.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=33091.0)
leads me to a second question. is there a topic that has not been discussed on the DMF?
Quote from: WhiteStripe on March 04, 2011, 10:46:23 AM
leads me to a second question. is there a topic that has not been discussed on the DMF?
carnivourous homosexual zombie midget penguins getting triple bypass surgury.
Quote from: WhiteStripe on March 04, 2011, 10:46:23 AM
leads me to a second question. is there a topic that has not been discussed on the DMF?
The question of "is there a topic that has not been discussed on the DMF?" has been asked as well. You are on strike 2. [laugh] [laugh]
But... will it take off?
Sorry Zoom...that was the name of a topic Pillar had a couple years back.
All juice, no seed! ;D
It sounds too much like "mastectomy"
to be anything I would consider going for
in the greater realm of elective surgical procedures
Quote from: IZ on March 04, 2011, 12:19:02 PM
Sorry Zoom...that was the name of a topic Pillar had a couple years back.
SORRY, I thought that was homosexual midget clowns that were having sex with penguins while his GF was filming and directing for to host a party at his house while he was gone....
Quote from: zooom on March 04, 2011, 01:14:12 PM
SORRY, I thought that was homosexual midget clowns that were having sex with penguins while his GF was filming and directing for to host a party at his house while he was gone....
That was another Pillar post.
Quote from: duccarlos on March 04, 2011, 01:48:36 PM
That was another Pillar post.
DAMNIT...
btw...where is that fool?...we need something bizarre and new to laugh at....the lack of truly bizarre real life shit has gone down without Judd and him...
I'm sure we'll be getting our fill of piller~lore in the near future.
Quote from: IZ on March 04, 2011, 03:52:57 PM
I'm sure we'll be getting our fill of ������piller~lore in the near future.
he gets DMF alerts...
Quote from: IZ on March 04, 2011, 03:52:57 PM
I'm sure we'll be getting our fill of piller~lore in the near future.
What would you like to know?
Haha!
(http://www.avatarstock.com/img/Dancing-Pill_6566.gif)
Quote from: Piller on April 07, 2011, 08:47:18 PM
What would you like to know?
anything (within allowable board rules) which we can laugh, shake our heads, and say "
i guess my life isn't so bad after all." WTF?!
in keeping with the usual, it should be a story so on the edge and hard to believe, that some other member calls BS. that way we can all live through the additional drama leading up to the thread lock.
.. [/bookmark]
...[/ibtl]
Herm, refer to the selling Monster thread in Gen Monster section. He's at it again!
[popcorn]
Hmmm. I think you all heard how I lost my job, taking my boss's girlfriend, etc. To be honest, since then nothing much crazy has happened. I've been going to school at a community college, in student government, getting a 4.0 and just now starting my own business. I don't miss the drama at all. Women my age don't dig the community college / student government thing so it's kind of been hard to stay pumped about school lately. I've got another year before I transfer to wherever. I'll be running for president of student government over the next few weeks. I suppose I really appreciate being somewhat of a normal person lately and being the opposite of what I was. The girl thing has me down now, I just broke up with a Swedish dressage trainer, and I was really into the whole exotic sport/Swedish thing. I liked her alot, even though she turned out to be a domineering pregnant dog. After two months she finally broke down and laid into me about how "high school" the student government thing was and that I don't have any goals and I'm avoiding the real world by being a student. That's about the extent of my drama lately. The documentary will be out on Netflix like on the 16th or something I hear. "I'm dangerous with love". Every time I write in here I feel like no one could possibly believe I'm not completely making all this up. I've had three visits with a therapist since I broke up with the Swedish girl, it's been a long time coming lol.
I bet I missed a lot in here. Nice to see a lot of the same people again.
Quote from: Piller on April 11, 2011, 07:45:40 PM
I bet I missed a lot in here. Nice to see a lot of the same people again.
Not really. Its the same revolving set of pissing matches that we've been enjoying for years.
sac
/did you hear Bacon Junkie got a 999?
//'cause he did
You've missed a lot of the same people doing/saying a lot of the same things, and also making comments/judgments about all of those things that have happened since.
I'd fill you in, but my "e" "t" and "c" keys would crap out from overuse.
That's kinda what life after high school tends to be, unless you shake it up and try to make it something different/better.
Vasectomies?
Well, no FHE?, but a mate of mine had one, felt like he was a dog that had been snipped and was left alone in a corner lickin' his balls. No volume, just a dribble. :'(
poor prick. :-\
Quote from: Stinky Wizzleteats on April 12, 2011, 02:22:27 AM
Well, no FHE?, but a mate of mine had one, felt like he was a dog that had been snipped and was left alone in a corner lickin' his balls. No volume, just a dribble. :'(
There is no difference. I think it's all in your friend's head.
Quote from: Triple J on April 12, 2011, 09:03:25 AM
There is no difference. I think it's all in your friend's head.
Are we (you) speaking from experience?
If you let it out that you have had a Vasectomy do women find you more or less attractive? Shooting blanks certainly has it advantages, but some women have a nesting instinct and blanks won't fill that void!
Quote from: akmnstr on April 12, 2011, 12:03:23 PM
Are we (you) speaking from experience?
If you let it out that you have had a Vasectomy do women find you more or less attractive to women? Shooting blanks certainly has it advantages, but some women have a nesting instinct and blanks won't fill that void!
Yes...and it was done after I was married, so no experience on the second part. There has been no downside for us though.
My opinions on a vasectomy from personal experience:
The worst thing about a vasectomy is the anticipation of the procedure. With the right pre-surgery prepwork, the procedure isn't a big deal. Here was my plan of attack (which worked pretty well)
Two Ambien the night before. After taking them, go to the bathroom, get a disposable razor, and "mow the lawn" (face it, someone is going to have to do it). Go to bed.
The next morning (my procedure was at 9am), take 1 Xanax, generously lather the boys with lidocaine cream, and wrap them with plastic wrap (to seal in the freshness numbness). Before leaving for the doctor, take another Xanax and reapply lidocaine cream even more generously (I skipped the plastic wrap the second time - didn't want to have to explain to the doctor). Have someone take you to your procedure. By arrival at the office, you should be high as a kite and numb from your thighs to your bellybutton (perfect condition for voluntarily allowing someone to take a knife to your balls). Wait your turn and go with the flow.
I didn't have hardly any pain after surgery. We had sent the kids to the grandparents for the weekend. I also chose Superbowl weekend to have it done. I had a couple of bags of frozen peas, a couch, and a remote to aid my recovery. I was back to work on Monday. No issues whatsoever. Everything still works like it is supposed to.
I wouldn't do it again, just for fun. But it wasn't that bad.
Wow. Great advice there, but it was more than I ever wanted to know.
Quote from: akmnstr on April 13, 2011, 05:30:27 AM
Wow. Great advice there, but it was more than I ever wanted to know.
+1
Just have your doctor give you a valium. Take it before you go to the doctor's office.
To each his own, but even a Valium beforehand is overkill unless you're just a nervous person. The whole procedure takes about 5 minutes and doesn't hurt any more than getting a shot in the arm. Seriously. The only "pain reliever" I took was a couple beers watching TV that night.
The worst part about the whole thing was having to take it easy for a week. That was tough because I felt normal. Doctor said the biggest cause of complications was guys returning to their normal tasks (i.e. lifting, mowing lawn, etc) too soon.
Quote from: Triple J on April 13, 2011, 08:11:26 AM
To each his own, but even a Valium beforehand is overkill unless you're just a nervous person. The whole procedure takes about 5 minutes and doesn't hurt any more than getting a shot in the arm. Seriously. The only "pain reliever" I took was a couple beers watching TV that night.
The worst part about the whole thing was having to take it easy for a week. That was tough because I felt normal. Doctor said the biggest cause of complications was guys returning to their normal tasks (i.e. lifting, mowing lawn, etc) too soon.
I didn't have that issue. I'm a lazy bastard.
I knew a guy that after his procedure his balls swelled up he said to like a basketball !
Dolph
Shouldn't this topic be posted in accessories & mods?
I went under the knife about four years ago. My wife and I already had kids, and I didn't enjoy wearing raincoats.
No regrets, and the rain still comes down hard & heavy. [evil]
Quote from: akmnstr on April 13, 2011, 05:30:27 AM
Wow. Great advice there, but it was more than I ever wanted to know.
Hey, might not be for everyone, but if I can help one poor soul, then I have done my part!
Quote from: duccarlos on April 13, 2011, 06:00:56 AM
+1
Just have your doctor give you a valium. Take it before you go to the doctor's office.
Where's the fun in that? Why mellow out when you can turn the whole thing into a party.
Quote from: psycledelic on April 13, 2011, 09:46:46 PM
Hey, might not be for everyone, but if I can help one poor soul, then I have done my part!
Where's the fun in that? Why mellow out when you can turn the whole thing into a party.
Better yet a couple of Percocets !
Dolph [evil]