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http://www.sacbee.com/2011/07/12/3764598/police-ca-woman-cut-off-husbands.html (http://www.sacbee.com/2011/07/12/3764598/police-ca-woman-cut-off-husbands.html)

Wow, she was angry.   :o

ya think?? that's just craziness... i mean the garbage disposal?? ouch!!

well, I imagine that's what she must have viewed it as

Holy make the beast with two backs. :P

not really ouch, she already cut it off.. he wasn't feelign the disposal at all.. 

(side thought:  I wonder if some garbage disposal company could use this as an advert...?)

they're gonna use it as a pitch to lawyers.

make the beast with two backs that

Do so...

carefully.

Note to self: stop irritating the wife and don't let her see that story! [bang] [laugh]

 :o

lol! you guys are cracking me up!! i do have to say i have been significantly angry at men in my life before, but ive NEVER considered chopping it off & throwing it in the garbage disposal...that's just wicked!

Not really a surprise in that neighborhood.  :P

My mom has a little hand-painted tile hanging by a ribbon over the sink that says

"No woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes."

Scrub, man, scrub.

Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!


Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine

The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious

and served with a bottle of wine


Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill

and soon fell asleep and made not a peep

not knowing his wife was quite ill


he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part

with a knife dull and rusty

with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace

into a disposal quite crusty



I think I have to work on the meter a little but its getting there

 [laugh] [clap] [clap] [thumbsup]

 [bow_down]  [laugh]

 [bow_down] [bow_down]

I once had a client try to stuff an entire pork loin down the disposer.  It didn't go.  Wondering if the junk made it through the machine or if it just rattled around in there.  [puke]

Also wondering if she used proper disposer protocol and ran the water?

story said the police retrieved some and took it to the hospital.

ex post facto circumcision?

Gotcha.  I couldn't bring myself to read it. 

I'm always interested in uplifting human interest stories.

Father Bruce Ritter and Covenant House is one of my favorites   ;D [thumbsup]

Oh my.....    awesome.      [laugh]    [clap]

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]

i am now rethinking my recent policy of being a man whore.

i think i'm going to become a monk instead.

you never know where the crazy will come from.

No doubt the term "pulling a Becker" will become part of our daily lives from here on....

King Missile - Detachable Penis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4&feature=related#normal)

[laugh] awesome

also, what's wrong with you ;D

never mind, I already know.

 ;D

You can always count on RAT for some lyrical gymnastics!  [thumbsup]








[bacon]

things to ponder at night...  [laugh]

no no no

these are not things to ponder at night

these are things to lock away in a little box in a dark corner of your mind and forget about

while you rock back and forth whimpering softly

It's crimes like this that keeps Freud and his penis envy thing alive.  Now, if women would just stop cutting off tallewackers Freud and his whole sexist view of the mind would go away.   :D ;)

alternatively... Freud was right.

it's ok, i'll hold you.

[laugh]

words that should never be used in the same sentence as the word "penis":

Knife
Razor
Broken Bottle
Teeth
Fangs

have I missed any?

"broken glass rod"

Of course.  But if she envied the thing why would she put it in the disposal?  Yes, she was angry but if it was a case of envy you think she would of had it cast in bronze and displayed on the mantel.   [bow_down] [bow_down] to the golden icon.  

true!! agghh

cleats, blowtorch,

grinder
sander
removed
stuck

because she can't truly "have" it, without surgery.

splinter
shard
skinned

The latest update is here http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/14/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 (http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/14/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_t2)

Looks like there intend to through the book at her.  This thing must be bigger than I first thought [laugh] [laugh].

Angry hornet

hahahahaha!! that too  [laugh]

or even happy hornet.  any kind of make the beast with two backsing insect.. aaaaagh!

So, what happens to this guy now?

Medically speaking.

Bot fly?

aaaagghhh!hh!


"MAGGOTS"

Bot flies?

depends on whether she took the entire package or not.... jewels and all...wait what am I saying....back-up

let me rephrase...the guy is (un)make the beast with two backsed for life henceforth no matter what is left

or we might see a new level of definition for the term "organ donor"

i actually know the answer to this.. it was on the local news last night...

the garbage disposal completely ruined it so they can't reattach. so they will rebuild the uretha so he can urinate normally... he will have something attached that will look nothing like a normal penis, it will be a "tube like structure" & there will be a small squeezable air pump attached under the skin so if he wants to have sex he will literally inflate the tube like structure to do so..

crazily enough the guys friends say his spirits are high...

Huh.

Would it really matter?  I'd guess he's pretty much had his last orgasm ever.

That would be the drugs they've pumped him full of.



Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

well I can sort of understand....the make the beast with two backsing chattering trouser weasel has finally been silenced....he's catching a break from the constant nagging

it is a terrible burden for men to perpetually try to keep it in-line rather than allowing it to perpetually get lined-up

and when we fail our loved ones and it has its way and runs amok in a girls college dorm for a weekend...well........we should be comforted and

consoled for having momentarily failed in our strivings...not attacked with knives

wow, this thread really went to Weirdoville, but I guess it was there from the start..

(http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20110712/600_ap_catherine_kieu_becker_110712.jpg?2)

Noticed that, did you?

What was the initial attraction? Did he meet her at a Benihana?

she was working the meat counter at the grocery store

If you people stop talking about it the thread will go away and then we can all forget it ever happened and Mr Becker can peacefully open his head with his .45 and we can all get back to living lives where we don't talk about things like this and it will all be better k thanks.

This is better than the joke thread. [laugh] I'm sticking to my guns, ease up on hassling the wife for fun and never mention this story. [thumbsup]

becker pecker wrecker  [laugh]

(http://www.spooncraft.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picard-facepalm-300x197.jpg)

(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/s/serious_cat_sees_what_you_did-14334.jpg)

I think we should do a listing of possible organ (I mean member) donors.
Or should I say a list of members that are willing to donate their members to Becker's husband. 
A membership drive for members!


After-all we all ride motorcycles and many of the non-riding public think of us as organ donors. 



Donate your member and avoid the horrors of MANoPause.

http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/14/do-guys-experience-manopause/? (http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/14/do-guys-experience-manopause/?)

I'm imagining a vast array of quick-detachable members and an amazing career in porn in his future.

Lucy Liu can play her in the inevitable made-for-cable movie.