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Wow, she was angry.
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ya think?? that's just craziness... i mean the garbage disposal?? ouch!!
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Quote from: elyse on July 12, 2011, 03:56:29 PM
ya think?? that's just craziness... i mean the garbage disposal?? ouch!!
well, I imagine that's what she must have viewed it as
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Holy make the beast with two backs.
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Quote from: elyse on July 12, 2011, 03:56:29 PM
ya think?? that's just craziness... i mean the garbage disposal?? ouch!!
not really ouch, she already cut it off.. he wasn't feelign the disposal at all..
(side thought: I wonder if some garbage disposal company could use this as an advert...?)
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Quote from: ducatiz on July 12, 2011, 05:20:22 PM
not really ouch, she already cut it off.. he wasn't feelign the disposal at all..
(side thought: I wonder if some garbage disposal company could use this as an advert...?)
they're gonna use it as a pitch to lawyers.
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they're gonna use it as a pitch to lawyers.
make the beast with two backs that
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Note to self: stop irritating the wife and don't let her see that story!
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lol! you guys are cracking me up!! i do have to say i have been significantly angry at men in my life before, but ive NEVER considered chopping it off & throwing it in the garbage disposal...that's just wicked!
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Not really a surprise in that neighborhood.
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Quote from: fastwin on July 12, 2011, 06:07:37 PM
Note to self: stop irritating the wife and don't let her see that story!
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Re: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!
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Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!
Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine
The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious
and served with a bottle of wine
Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill
and soon fell asleep and made not a peep
not knowing his wife was quite ill
he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part
with a knife dull and rusty
with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace
into a disposal quite crusty
I think I have to work on the meter a little but its getting there
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